Definitions by michael foolsley

whos' your travel agent? 

who did you get the 'drugs' from? (or not)

used when one is acting crazy, irrational (used by jack webb on drug 'dragnet' (blue boy?) 1967)

a suggestion that one might be "tripping" or high on something

guy going 'wild': whos' your travel agent?

woman seriously pms-ing: whos' your travel agent?

snide remark by 'straight', 'case-hardened' conservative:

whos' your travel agent?

whos' your travel agent? by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

traction 

good, dung cleaning power of cheap, rough toilet paper!

(60grit sandpaper?) -no 'waste skating' from 'powder-puff' 'soft' "terlit' paper!!!

pat and smear that dung down!!, or get some good traction CLEANING!!

she'd bring her own 'lit' paper, hating the traction of mine!!

traction by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

others have destinations 

for you to mutter when 'held hostage' behind 'snail driver'

pop doodle driving 20mph in 30 mph zone...-you: others have destinations

others have destinations by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

benefactress

female aware of, and willing to administer aid to the needs of a creature in 'pain'

that tall blonde party doll will hopefully be my benefactress

megan ended up way more than just my benefactress!!

benefactress by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

power lunch on my _________ 

the insult YOU create!!

this new boss can power lunch on my _________ (body waste, shit, poo, diarrhea etc!!)

power lunch on my _________ by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

tough talking tocks

hypnotically pert buttocks!!

tight buttocks that TAKE NO PRISONERS!!

that judy has GOT herself a butt!! -you: yeah! tough talking tocks!!

i seed me some tough talking tocks, and about shot some 'cream'!!

tough talking tocks by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

blinders

traffic; 6" 'stove pipes' put over metropolitan stop lights to prevent/control 'light jumping'. -taken from those seen over a horses' eyes to narrow his/her peripheral vision.

i can't tell when the lights' going to change, when i'm first in line, thanks to those fucking blinders!!

they can stick their blinders up their ASS!

blinders by michael foolsley June 1, 2011