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precious metal

an engagement/wedding ring

'special' metals worn on the hand, denoting the 'marking' of ones' (poss. same sex, NOW!!) 'territory'!!
jack was getting some special signals from jen, when he noticed precious metal on her finger.

jane went into the bar after removing her precious metal.

he tried to wow her with precious metal, but got the "bums' rush"
by michael foolsley October 30, 2012
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excruciatingly

ref; to extreme pain, severe discomfort (-applied to human physical attributes, it refers to something on the edge of reality, as we know it)
she was excruciatingly pretty

he was excruciatingly attractive

her butt was excruciatingly perky
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
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climaxless life

the plight of many females...going from birth to death never experiencing an orgasm. possibly with a physical defect complicating same. -more likely an individual 'poisoned' by the church!, unable to relax and 'GET OFF' due to these things.

any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'.

sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?)

-cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!
that librarian smacks of a climaxless life!!

sue had never suffered a climaxless life

her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!!
by michael foolsley June 22, 2012
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folding greens

the religious sect whose deity is a piece of green american paper that can move mountains and/or get males sex (good rock band name!)
those republicans seem like nothing but a bunch of folding greens!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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little jesus

EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -someone who thinks their body waste smells like Chanel #5 !! (and/or they can 'walk on water'!!)
that killer biker has 'little jesus' written on his tit!!

my boss has the little jesus thing going!!

he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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crotch glue

assorted body fluid/s PRIMARILY male ejaculate/s!!

my very first encounter with crotch glue was discovering a discarded "girly"/porn 'mag' with the pages stuck together right at the best part!, i was like; WTF??

as the years rolled by, this innocent 'vision' was eventually replaced by 'the truth'!!
jake was only too happy to 'make sticky' with dana, as crotch glue 'leapt' out of his 'crank'!!

her/his "foundation garmets" were soiled with/by crotch glue!!

crotch glue was everywhere in the room, detective collins quickly put on rubber gloves.
by michael foolsley February 21, 2013
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christ beat

constantly try to sell another on christ
john was a great guy when he wasn't trying to christ beat you
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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