Definitions by michael foolsley
burn some rope
lets' burn some rope, then go to titty city!
lets' burn some rope, infant!
lets' burn some fuck-damn rope!!
lets' burn some rope, infant!
lets' burn some fuck-damn rope!!
burn some rope by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
traction
good, dung cleaning power of cheap, rough toilet paper!
(60grit sandpaper?) -no 'waste skating' from 'powder-puff' 'soft' "terlit' paper!!!
(60grit sandpaper?) -no 'waste skating' from 'powder-puff' 'soft' "terlit' paper!!!
pat and smear that dung down!!, or get some good traction CLEANING!!
she'd bring her own 'lit' paper, hating the traction of mine!!
she'd bring her own 'lit' paper, hating the traction of mine!!
traction by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
others have destinations
others have destinations by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
benefactress
that tall blonde party doll will hopefully be my benefactress
megan ended up way more than just my benefactress!!
megan ended up way more than just my benefactress!!
benefactress by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
power lunch on my _________
power lunch on my _________ by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
tough talking tocks
that judy has GOT herself a butt!! -you: yeah! tough talking tocks!!
i seed me some tough talking tocks, and about shot some 'cream'!!
i seed me some tough talking tocks, and about shot some 'cream'!!
tough talking tocks by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
the blatting
no 'call waiting!!'
in ancient times when one were 'desperate' to get hold of someone, there existed a torture some indicator someone was using the phone, (or had it off the 'hook' to 'duck' your ass!!) called a 'BUSY SIGNAL' (or 'reorder tone")
this busy signal still exists to this day! among all the modern technology that does everything but 'take you off'. it could truly be maddening if one were 'desperate' to get through to someone. ('hungry' teens, emergencies, etc!)
seems pretty antique to me, why not disco music or something? -at least the ABILITY to 'dump' the blatting!!
i guess call waiting is where we're 'railroaded' to now!!
in ancient times when one were 'desperate' to get hold of someone, there existed a torture some indicator someone was using the phone, (or had it off the 'hook' to 'duck' your ass!!) called a 'BUSY SIGNAL' (or 'reorder tone")
this busy signal still exists to this day! among all the modern technology that does everything but 'take you off'. it could truly be maddening if one were 'desperate' to get through to someone. ('hungry' teens, emergencies, etc!)
seems pretty antique to me, why not disco music or something? -at least the ABILITY to 'dump' the blatting!!
i guess call waiting is where we're 'railroaded' to now!!
did you get through to wendy yet? fuck no, all i got was the blatting, and her mobile is off!!...-shit, man-fuucck!
needed to 'get off', tried to call my 'infant', but all i got was the blatting!!!
needed to 'get off', tried to call my 'infant', but all i got was the blatting!!!
the blatting by michael foolsley June 1, 2011