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faux christmas

getting a package in the mail, (when its' definitely NOT christmas!) whether you have forgotten you ordered it or not!, kind of like sending oneself flowers!
my new auto-suck came today, and it was GLORIOUS!, feels like faux christmas

got several packages today (in june) feels like faux christmas!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2016
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$64,000 question

what am i 'sposed to do with all this spunk?
john looked at his erection and asked himself the $64,000 question. -he didn't have a very long line of people waiting to 'take him off'.........
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
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make a mess

co-mingling of body fluids, wet spot, etc
lets' make a mess!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
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info mirage

when electronic information disappears before one can absorb it.

especially bothersome when it carries some of the more 'salient' info: ie: 'rapist stinks on self in browntown'

-huh!? what the F**K!
-shit! info mirage! i'm going to have to wait for it to come around again.
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
mugGet the info miragemug.

plateauing

high enough to still function reasonably sanely, no need to go to the top of the mountain! -smart people get a 'guide' for that!

(-NEVER do LSD, hallucinogenics ALONE!!! -sorting fantasy from reality does indeed become a considerable problem! alone -advice from an old line 'hop head' )
i was plateauing pretty nicely when that record came on, i was seeing trails and visuals in somewhat of a liquid state!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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out of focus

state of affairs of a fat person
john was so fat i could barely make out bones, he was seriously out of focus.

kat had gotten huge, she was seriously out of focus
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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get along mind!

one says this along with making 'whipping noises' when the mind has 'gone blank', or is in mental neutral.

a process of moving the mind along, as if you were a cowboy rounding up strays, or dealing with a stubborn mule! -you would be, too!, you would be a mental cowboy trying to get stray thought/s 'back with the herd'

-basically, a way to stall for time while you try to get the thought back! people always are like, huh? wha?
dave was looking at the menu at foolsley's, when he suddenly said; 'get along mind!' and was making whipping noises!
by michael foolsley January 9, 2010
mugGet the get along mind!mug.

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