Definitions by michael foolsley
sucklingly close
my dentist's new hygienist got sucklingly close to my face with her huge bazooms, giving me the spermers' BA-LEWS!!
his crank was sucklingly close to his/her lips!!
the statuesque human came sucklingly close to the DNA prisoner!
his crank was sucklingly close to his/her lips!!
the statuesque human came sucklingly close to the DNA prisoner!
sucklingly close by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
edibility
degree of measurement by which a human (and their sex parts!!) becomes a 'FOOD ITEM'!!
i.e. pure ORAL FIXATION!!, SWEET ENOUGH TO EAT!!
i.e. pure ORAL FIXATION!!, SWEET ENOUGH TO EAT!!
shes'/hes' got a high degree of edibility!! one doesn't make a 'mess' in/on that; one EATS THAT!!
she wanted a dosage of my 'hot sauce', but had such a high degree of edibility; i could only think FOOD!!
she wanted a dosage of my 'hot sauce', but had such a high degree of edibility; i could only think FOOD!!
edibility by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
ungoverned sex
masturbation; i.e. politically and monetarily unaffected sexual act!!
-sex unaffected by male/female (or otherwise!)
personal, physical or societal attitudes, 'laws', flaws, skills, capabilities or 'clause' (not to mention MONEY!!)
-sex unaffected by male/female (or otherwise!)
personal, physical or societal attitudes, 'laws', flaws, skills, capabilities or 'clause' (not to mention MONEY!!)
he finished 'negotiations' with himself, and soon was having ungoverned sex!!
buying her dinner, then experiencing 'political struggles' re: sex, john just gave up; and went home for some ungoverned sex
she had ungoverned sex with herself, no prophos, no birth control, no politics, no bullshit; -just simple ungoverned sex!!
buying her dinner, then experiencing 'political struggles' re: sex, john just gave up; and went home for some ungoverned sex
she had ungoverned sex with herself, no prophos, no birth control, no politics, no bullshit; -just simple ungoverned sex!!
ungoverned sex by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
gettin' thick
the 'run-away' tendency of the human body to 'get thick', due to chronological erosion, "fatty' foods, and/or lack of exercise.
there never seems to be any end to how big the body will get if left 'unchecked'!
there never seems to be any end to how big the body will get if left 'unchecked'!
wheres' janiece? dunno...prob'ly off gettin' thick!
she ate a large pizza, chug-a-lugged a case of beer, turned on the t.v.; then sat down to get thick!
the elderly woman's arms were gettin' thick!
his guts were gettin' thick from all the beer.........
she ate a large pizza, chug-a-lugged a case of beer, turned on the t.v.; then sat down to get thick!
the elderly woman's arms were gettin' thick!
his guts were gettin' thick from all the beer.........
gettin' thick by michael foolsley August 4, 2011
appropriately touched
prelude to wanted/desired sex! -on the TV news there exists a notion of "inappropriate touch", -this largely translates to: 'GET LOST YA FUCKIN' CREEP'!!
the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!
the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!
in the pick-up bar, janine was appropriately touched! she COULDN'T WAIT to 'GET OFF'!!
being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!
she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!
being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!
she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!
appropriately touched by michael foolsley August 4, 2011
bulk bypass skills
ability to actually ignore/like bulk (fat) and get to the "heart of the matter" (i.e. great personality, and/or to the orifice/tube)
black guys quite often have really good bulk bypass skills!
he didn't have very good bulk bypass skills, preferring the feel of a 'tight' body.
she had terrible bulk bypass skills, even though she was 300lbs!!
steve STRONGLY disliked slim women, he had good bulk bypass skills...
he didn't have very good bulk bypass skills, preferring the feel of a 'tight' body.
she had terrible bulk bypass skills, even though she was 300lbs!!
steve STRONGLY disliked slim women, he had good bulk bypass skills...
bulk bypass skills by michael foolsley August 4, 2011
human sieve
human sieve by michael foolsley July 13, 2011