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a "plain jane" who under duress could probably provide a wicked sexual "treatment", making short work of the male,
possibly more so than a "hot" appearing woman.
this being said, the schools HAVE been known to employ some excruciatingly HOT educators.
possibly more so than a "hot" appearing woman.
this being said, the schools HAVE been known to employ some excruciatingly HOT educators.
damn!, when that librarian puts on her glasses, she looks totally schoolmarmy.
that schoolmarmy looking "babe" made me go limp !
that schoolmarmy looking "babe" made me go limp !
by michael foolsley February 20, 2020
Get the schoolmarmymug. judy was just about to break me out of DNA prison when the fucking phone rang! -can't ignore THAT!!
DNA prison has encapsulated many a convict!
guilty until proven innocent in DNA prison!
lot o' the fellas burnin' in hell in DNA prison!
one has to FIGHT!, FIGHT!, FIGHT! to survive, when in DNA prison!!
one must break self out of DNA prison!
DNA prison has encapsulated many a convict!
guilty until proven innocent in DNA prison!
lot o' the fellas burnin' in hell in DNA prison!
one has to FIGHT!, FIGHT!, FIGHT! to survive, when in DNA prison!!
one must break self out of DNA prison!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010
Get the DNA prisonmug. male; any kind of 'receptacle' for genetic emission/s.
on occasion, using a human female as a 'toilet'; can often be unwise!. -in tandem with the male "ejacs", the human female can often 'gear up for production'; resulting in 'enslavement' of the libidinal dominated!
for those who have studied history carefully, this development is often LESS than desirable!!, UNLESS one can summon 'long green' (currency!); with a mere snap of the fingers!! -one STILL remains condemned to 'financial/spiritual advisor' for 20+ years!...........
NO 'smart' businessman enters into an enterprise too 'taxing' to 'float'!! on its' own!! -'confinement'/'isolation', 'disarmament' of the male effluent (mind of its' own!!!!) can prove MOST helpful with this sketchy scenario!!
on occasion, using a human female as a 'toilet'; can often be unwise!. -in tandem with the male "ejacs", the human female can often 'gear up for production'; resulting in 'enslavement' of the libidinal dominated!
for those who have studied history carefully, this development is often LESS than desirable!!, UNLESS one can summon 'long green' (currency!); with a mere snap of the fingers!! -one STILL remains condemned to 'financial/spiritual advisor' for 20+ years!...........
NO 'smart' businessman enters into an enterprise too 'taxing' to 'float'!! on its' own!! -'confinement'/'isolation', 'disarmament' of the male effluent (mind of its' own!!!!) can prove MOST helpful with this sketchy scenario!!
i grabbed a paper towel for use as a genetic toilet!
i'm used to porcelain, not SKIN for my body waste/s ! she (he) ended up my genetic toilet !!
my floor serves as a genetic toilet!!
i need a TOILET!!, here comes one NOW!!
i'm used to porcelain, not SKIN for my body waste/s ! she (he) ended up my genetic toilet !!
my floor serves as a genetic toilet!!
i need a TOILET!!, here comes one NOW!!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2011
Get the genetic toiletmug. the political organization for people who have NEVER heard the terms:
"all that glitters is not gold"
"the little boy who cried wolf"
"all that glitters is not gold"
"the little boy who cried wolf"
i'm ALWAYS looking for the TRUTH! , i joined fecaphiles for trump !!
like scat? and the "truth" ! , join FECAPHILES for TRUMP !!
like scat? and the "truth" ! , join FECAPHILES for TRUMP !!
by michael foolsley March 23, 2022
Get the FECAPHILES for TRUMPmug. new boyfriend, co-worker, boss, assorted "little lord fauntleroy" trumped up, and pumped up as the new saviour!
here comes judy with her brand new jesus!
steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!
steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
Get the new jesusmug. re: sex act; response from one finding themselves willingly enveloping a 'tube steak'. -breathy acknowledgment of a cavity being filled.
her penetrative gasp had him doubly excited!
lee's penetrative gasp delighted (name)
a penetrative gasp addresses the eternal glory of the sex act!
lee's penetrative gasp delighted (name)
a penetrative gasp addresses the eternal glory of the sex act!
by michael foolsley December 9, 2010
Get the penetrative gaspmug. by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
Get the six beersmug.