heavy walker

ga-lump, heavy stride of a fat person
she was ga-lumping down the street, she was a heavy walker

he was over 400lbs, he was a heavy walker
by michael foolsley December 22, 2009
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the axis

what everything revolves around, a very conceited (sarcasm) and/or wise being. -from the jimi hendrix song: axis bold as love
just ask the axis he/she knows everything

we'd better ask the axis, he/she knows everything

that woman thinks shes' the axis
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
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younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'
we were playing show me yours i'll show you mine; in an abandoned shotgun shack.
by michael foolsley December 02, 2009
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fantasy box

dude, i saw this bitch on the fantasy box, nobody can look that good...

-probably an android dude!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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cock logic

the ability or inability of the male to make intelligent decisions when sex is at stake. -to move 'shot', a form of blindness often sets in, possibly making one regret his actions or decisions.
john didn't exhibit much cock logic when he 'hit' the jenkins girl!

steve believed he couldn't 'cream' just anywhere, he always tried to use some kind of cock logic!

she was a 'mess-maker's dream', but still required some cock logic!

-there is very little cock logic available for the male when sex is involved!!
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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lets' get some maw likka!

statement by questionably educated, alcoholic southern va. house painter. (never seen eating solid food!)

-useful for MANY inappropriate situations!!
pregnant pause: lets' get some maw likka!

how to handle a situation, what to do, which way to turn: lets' get some maw likka!

leaving AA meeting: lets' get some maw likka!
by michael foolsley November 09, 2011
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drugsie

something to call your friend while passing muggles, etc -while holding breath, of course! choffed out in a half-whisper
something for you, drugsie?

you take, drugsie!

here com der drugs, drugsie!

look alive, drugsie!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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