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Definitions by michael foolsley

sucklingly close 

TOO close for comfort! -close enough to get ones' lips on!
my dentist's new hygienist got sucklingly close to my face with her huge bazooms, giving me the spermers' BA-LEWS!!

his crank was sucklingly close to his/her lips!!

the statuesque human came sucklingly close to the DNA prisoner!
sucklingly close by michael foolsley September 3, 2011

edibility 

degree of measurement by which a human (and their sex parts!!) becomes a 'FOOD ITEM'!!

i.e. pure ORAL FIXATION!!, SWEET ENOUGH TO EAT!!
shes'/hes' got a high degree of edibility!! one doesn't make a 'mess' in/on that; one EATS THAT!!

she wanted a dosage of my 'hot sauce', but had such a high degree of edibility; i could only think FOOD!!
edibility by michael foolsley September 3, 2011

ungoverned sex 

masturbation; i.e. politically and monetarily unaffected sexual act!!

-sex unaffected by male/female (or otherwise!)
personal, physical or societal attitudes, 'laws', flaws, skills, capabilities or 'clause' (not to mention MONEY!!)
he finished 'negotiations' with himself, and soon was having ungoverned sex!!

buying her dinner, then experiencing 'political struggles' re: sex, john just gave up; and went home for some ungoverned sex

she had ungoverned sex with herself, no prophos, no birth control, no politics, no bullshit; -just simple ungoverned sex!!
ungoverned sex by michael foolsley September 3, 2011

gettin' thick 

the 'run-away' tendency of the human body to 'get thick', due to chronological erosion, "fatty' foods, and/or lack of exercise.
there never seems to be any end to how big the body will get if left 'unchecked'!
wheres' janiece? dunno...prob'ly off gettin' thick!

she ate a large pizza, chug-a-lugged a case of beer, turned on the t.v.; then sat down to get thick!

the elderly woman's arms were gettin' thick!

his guts were gettin' thick from all the beer.........

appropriately touched 

prelude to wanted/desired sex! -on the TV news there exists a notion of "inappropriate touch", -this largely translates to: 'GET LOST YA FUCKIN' CREEP'!!

the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!
in the pick-up bar, janine was appropriately touched! she COULDN'T WAIT to 'GET OFF'!!

being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!

she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!

bulk bypass skills 

ability to actually ignore/like bulk (fat) and get to the "heart of the matter" (i.e. great personality, and/or to the orifice/tube)
black guys quite often have really good bulk bypass skills!

he didn't have very good bulk bypass skills, preferring the feel of a 'tight' body.

she had terrible bulk bypass skills, even though she was 300lbs!!

steve STRONGLY disliked slim women, he had good bulk bypass skills...

human sieve 

human (USUALLY women!) having to pee constantly! slowing down the 'show' to occupy a 'bowl'!!
wheres' t'neequa? -cuttin' her a piss! -that bitch is a human sieve!!

that judy is a human sieve!