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"significant other" commonly referring to a female, but applicable to those 'packing' a "skin pastry bag" as well !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)
udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)
udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !
by michael foolsley September 27, 2022
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you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!
you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!
by michael foolsley January 4, 2010
Get the 'i'm bored here' mug.something to mutter while watching "car dealer tv" ("broadcast" tv) while changing channels or muting a particularly annoying and offensive advertiser (i HATE this guy!!)
by michael foolsley March 26, 2021
Get the SAY GOODBYE, CREEP !! mug.riding the "gravy train", 'with the money tree', trust fund, 'golden child', magnetic personality, silky tongue, persuasive
money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!
money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!
before i got 'bumped', (out the door!, fired, 'terminated') i was sitting fat!
john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!
i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!
john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!
i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!
by michael foolsley May 15, 2011
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this phrase was born in bruce brown's 'endless summer' surfing movie about search for same. concept lends itself to nearly everything!
this phrase was born in bruce brown's 'endless summer' surfing movie about search for same. concept lends itself to nearly everything!
sonically, john the bass player was searching for the perfect wave
jill gave up on the perfect wave; and left with something adequate
jill gave up on the perfect wave; and left with something adequate
by michael foolsley December 1, 2009
Get the perfect wave mug.traffic; 6" 'stove pipes' put over metropolitan stop lights to prevent/control 'light jumping'. -taken from those seen over a horses' eyes to narrow his/her peripheral vision.
i can't tell when the lights' going to change, when i'm first in line, thanks to those fucking blinders!!
they can stick their blinders up their ASS!
they can stick their blinders up their ASS!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the blinders mug.or; mud ice ! some late winter early spring terrain (usually sloped/angled) having both the slippery characteristics
of BOTH ! , but unable to make up it's mind if it is mid , OR ice ! , and exhibiting the characteristics of BOTH !!
commonly found by an UNLUCKY/unwary human in temp. just above 32° , -stuff is TREACHEROUS !! , out to put a human DOWN !!
of BOTH ! , but unable to make up it's mind if it is mid , OR ice ! , and exhibiting the characteristics of BOTH !!
commonly found by an UNLUCKY/unwary human in temp. just above 32° , -stuff is TREACHEROUS !! , out to put a human DOWN !!
jim: what's wrong with your leg ?? aj: i slipped on some f**kng mudice, and sprained my KNEE !
my "party doll" took a tumble on some mudice, in a CAST now !!
gosh darned if she didn't just hurt herself on some mudice !
my "party doll" took a tumble on some mudice, in a CAST now !!
gosh darned if she didn't just hurt herself on some mudice !
by michael foolsley March 20, 2023
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