michael foolsley's definitions

burn one for the forces

smoke some shit for those in iraq & afghanistan

-wait a minute! isn't that where some of the world's best hashish is? oh i forgot!.......pee tests!?

BURN ONE FOR THE FORCES!!

burn one for the forces

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

tense fit

second skin fitting, 'super-slim' fitting jeans for emaciated, daccau, anorexic types...polar opposite of 'relaxed fit'

super model jane went shopping for some tense fit jeans

i layed off the beer, pizza, and shit sammiches and believe i can now wear my new tense fit jeans!!

by michael foolsley June 3, 2012

stink on

confusing someone with a toilet, not treat them nice

bobs a nice guy, but judy is going to stink on him

the i.r.s. stank on me

i hate being stunk upon

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

bill shitmored

selling anything/everything by hiring william shatner (capt.kirk-star trek) to 'hawk' it for you

how'd you sell that pick-up load of dog shit john? (response) -bill shitmored it!!

we need to bill shitmore our new business!

by michael foolsley January 26, 2010

mechanic's law

the one nut, bolt, etc that refuses to come loose out of a collection; providing one with a good ass-fucking!! -ie:mechanic's law!!

haven't you got that done yet? -i got five of the six bolts out, but this last bitch is rusted, i've got to fuck with it...!!!

-mechanic's law!! (ie:ALWAYS ONE!!)

mechanic's law was making ten-cents hold up a fuck-damn dollar!!

by michael foolsley February 3, 2010

"drugsman's" green light

total satisfaction with purchase of misc. cannabis product/s

mike foolsley gave my red hashish the "drugsman's" green light!!

by michael foolsley January 8, 2010

snakebite kit

a vagina (inspired by the kits given to boy scouts that included a small rubber suction device 'sposed to remove the poison)

she climbed on board, applied her snakebite kit and milked the poison out of me! the swelling immediately went down!!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009