when your beer suddenly decides to foam up and over the bottle top, -whether a fresh beer or not! (fresh having the most 'vigor'!)
-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
eyeing beer suspiciously...one second! i think i'm in for a beer ejack!
my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to
'mop up'!!
a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to
'mop up'!!
a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
common name for the clothing 'locked'! i.e.-those who COULD NOT, and/or WOULD NOT; EVER 'bare their treasures' on the nude beach!!
he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!
he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!
the textiles were HORRIFIED! when the streaker ran across the baseball field.
judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!
john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!
judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!
john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
i was brewing a good fart while sitting, so i did a tock slant as i enjoyed its' birth!
jane did a tock slant and 'cut' a tear-ass!, i sucked in all the fragrance i could; and laughed till i was crying!!
jane did a tock slant and 'cut' a tear-ass!, i sucked in all the fragrance i could; and laughed till i was crying!!
by michael foolsley March 05, 2010
john was so fat i could barely make out bones, he was seriously out of focus.
kat had gotten huge, she was seriously out of focus
kat had gotten huge, she was seriously out of focus
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
creation of humans without regard to consequences of same
-ie: who finances this, for how long, who is maintenance director/spiritual advisor, and what kind of guarantee/warranty is available?
-ie: who finances this, for how long, who is maintenance director/spiritual advisor, and what kind of guarantee/warranty is available?
he was making bodies industrial reproduction style, quick as he could cream!!
she was an industrial reproduction dream
that octo mom specializes in industrial reproduction
she was an industrial reproduction dream
that octo mom specializes in industrial reproduction
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
the concept of the female CONTROLLING the male with their "cootchie" !!
once the male gets it's first "taste" , it is HOOKED FOREVER !! (and never the same!)
the female can then demand the most ridiculous things from the male in exchange
for a "slice of pie" IF the male refuses to "play ball" , he is "CUT OFF" !!
it takes a MIGHTY MAN to be able to just say: FUCK YOU ! , and walk away !!
the substance (vaginal 'envelopment' leading to "shot" movement") works like (and may as well BE) DRUGS !
once the male is "hooked" , he no longer is in control !
the lucky ones who CAN get away, "burn in hell" trying to find a 'replacement' ! , be it another human, or some
kind of replacement substitution ! ("fleshlight" , "auto suck" , food, alcohol, "professional woman" , e.t.c.)
of course, after about age 40 , very few females have much use for sex , leaving the male to find itself
with great troubles ANYWAY ! "for better or worse" seems to be forgotten , after the children have been
manufactured! the female is more than happy to dispense with the "messy chore"
it is my belief that the male who has taken great pains to "satisfy" (read: orgasm!) their female all along, suffers way less from this!
the male gets to burn with extreme sexual desire from puberty to the GRAVE! , unlike the female who SEEMS to
be a creature with much lesser sexual needs , reproduction being tantamount ! to any "drive"
once the male gets it's first "taste" , it is HOOKED FOREVER !! (and never the same!)
the female can then demand the most ridiculous things from the male in exchange
for a "slice of pie" IF the male refuses to "play ball" , he is "CUT OFF" !!
it takes a MIGHTY MAN to be able to just say: FUCK YOU ! , and walk away !!
the substance (vaginal 'envelopment' leading to "shot" movement") works like (and may as well BE) DRUGS !
once the male is "hooked" , he no longer is in control !
the lucky ones who CAN get away, "burn in hell" trying to find a 'replacement' ! , be it another human, or some
kind of replacement substitution ! ("fleshlight" , "auto suck" , food, alcohol, "professional woman" , e.t.c.)
of course, after about age 40 , very few females have much use for sex , leaving the male to find itself
with great troubles ANYWAY ! "for better or worse" seems to be forgotten , after the children have been
manufactured! the female is more than happy to dispense with the "messy chore"
it is my belief that the male who has taken great pains to "satisfy" (read: orgasm!) their female all along, suffers way less from this!
the male gets to burn with extreme sexual desire from puberty to the GRAVE! , unlike the female who SEEMS to
be a creature with much lesser sexual needs , reproduction being tantamount ! to any "drive"
once, john could get past male sex slavery...response: megan must be GOOD !
male sex slavery has possessed MANY a male !! , and driven others INSANE !
male sex slavery has possessed MANY a male !! , and driven others INSANE !
by michael foolsley December 21, 2021