disposable theory

(disposable theory) -AKA: "throwing something away" -how does one do this? if i "throw something away", it just vanishes, right? -or does it disappear in degrees depending on its' molecular make-up??

if i call you a 'cocksucker' my words might 'disappear', but if i "a-heave" my bic cigarette lighter, it will get out of my sight, but take hundreds of years to vanish! -in theory i have "thrown it away", though it still physically exists...now, lets' multiply this by 200 billion...or; lets' break out the goods and get good and 'altered'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -burn one for crazy unc'!!
what of this disposable theory?

martin met a young woman, got the 'poison' ground out of him, then applied the disposable theory

made me a nice mess, now i'll apply the disposable theory
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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clockbit

being 'worked over' by the clock! looking in the mirror and realizing you've aged ten years. -the etching and spiritual and physical corrosion of time
jill still had a perky butt, though she was a bit clockbit

have an old clock whose company went out of business, its' a bit clockbit!

the young girl thought the idea of clockbit was perforated!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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thank ya much

a business thank you. -time is money...no time for thank you very much!! said by business 'person' imagining money with wings on it.
mike foolsley the insurance man, said thank ya much! then left my house.
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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ballpark me

a counter for the business strategy where the price remains hidden until the 'hook is set'. there IS a school which believes, "if you have to know the price you can't afford it"

this attitude strongly PISSES ME OFF!!, i am of the school which believes the product may not be worth the price to ME!!, despite what someone says, OR their sales approach!

it is very comforting to know the price when beginning any transaction! I HATE the clumsy human interaction of taking the 'bait' only to have to 'back out', because the item simply is not worth that much to me! -or maybe i don't have 'money to burn' that particular day!!!

-its' very nice to know if one can or cannot 'play in that league' or not!

car dealers in particular, LOVE to do this shit!!
the salesman wouldn't ballpark me, so i took a walk!

i asked for a ballpark price, but received a strange look!

the hot shit restaurant wouldn't post their fees outside, effectively non-ballparking people!
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
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plugs

tampons

a term i absorbed from univ. of md (balt.) nursing students circa:early 70s'
jen, do you have any plugs?, i'm all out!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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a-heavin'

throwing something -this is a direct quote from charles starkweather, serial killer: *nobody knowed better than to say nothing to me when i was A-HEAVIN' their goddamned garbage.* -What incredibly beautiful abstract, poetic symetry!! -simply rolls off the tongue!!
we was a-heavin' them bottles on the railroad track
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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thats not 'news'!

something for you to mutter after hearing the same fucking story the news media/s have 'glommed' on to ad nauseam!!

after hearing the same story over and over for a week+, you can mutter: thats not 'news'!
the news media won't give up on the story!, its' been two weeks...thats not 'news'!

like many of my definitions, 'the thumbs down clown' will probably not like: thats not 'news'!, either!!

lots of my (good) stuff gets rejected!...thats not 'news'!
by michael foolsley June 14, 2011
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