Definitions by michael foolsley
more powerful than logic
behavior that is not carefully thought out. dominated more by the physical, than the mental; addiction/s, and sex, are examples of same.
dave got that fat girl 'prag-nut'? whats' up with that?? (response:) -that 'slop pumping' is more powerful than logic!
tina ate the whole 'pie' by herself, the sensation/s in her guts/taste buds were more powerful than logic!
DNA was eating a corrosive hole in his mind! his need for sex was more powerful than logic!
his need for sixteen more beers was more powerful than logic
tina ate the whole 'pie' by herself, the sensation/s in her guts/taste buds were more powerful than logic!
DNA was eating a corrosive hole in his mind! his need for sex was more powerful than logic!
his need for sixteen more beers was more powerful than logic
more powerful than logic by michael foolsley February 8, 2012
prophet of doom
the one friend you have who can always be counted upon to apply some 'stink' to a situation, "rain on your parade" or otherwise foretell what is going to go wrong! -i.e.: a 'bummer', mr./ms. NEGATIVITY!!
john is the prophet of doom, he was constantly worried about the police during the 'rave-up'!
during the "drug deal", ace impulsively served as the prophet of doom!
THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING! said the sign of the 'born-again' ex king 'coholer (drunk) -yeah! hes' the prophet of doom!
during the "drug deal", ace impulsively served as the prophet of doom!
THE END OF THE WORLD IS COMING! said the sign of the 'born-again' ex king 'coholer (drunk) -yeah! hes' the prophet of doom!
prophet of doom by michael foolsley February 8, 2012
in-flight motormouth
making the mistake of 'being too friendly' with ones' seat partner on an airplane flight, only to realize to your horror; the person is unable to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!
often, these are people with some kind of flying fear, their method of dealing is to talk incessantly!! IF the person is BORING (frequently the case!) it can drive one crazy! -one has to be out and out rude, to be allowed entry into ones' own personal world!
i use two methods for dealing: (1) headphones/ipod & (2) faking like i've fallen asleep! -books are good too, if you get 'into' the book immediately!! and act totally enraptured, which you CAN be, if you have the right book!
often, these are people with some kind of flying fear, their method of dealing is to talk incessantly!! IF the person is BORING (frequently the case!) it can drive one crazy! -one has to be out and out rude, to be allowed entry into ones' own personal world!
i use two methods for dealing: (1) headphones/ipod & (2) faking like i've fallen asleep! -books are good too, if you get 'into' the book immediately!! and act totally enraptured, which you CAN be, if you have the right book!
welcome to shit city! did you have a nice flight? fine, except for the in-flight motormouth!
an in-flight motormouth tortured me all the way to poop town!!
we experienced terrible turbulence which help distract my in-flight motor mouth!
an in-flight motormouth tortured me all the way to poop town!!
we experienced terrible turbulence which help distract my in-flight motor mouth!
in-flight motormouth by michael foolsley February 8, 2012
make mine a MESS!
comment to make after observing a relatively 'statuesque' human!
-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!
(you heard it HERE first!!)
-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!
(you heard it HERE first!!)
jim observed the hard-bodied equestrian, stating: make mine a mess!
a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!
judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!
a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!
judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!
make mine a MESS! by michael foolsley January 12, 2012
iPOP
the new apple device featuring two electrodes one can attach to their "prime parts", that sends a current into the g, clit, or other 'hot spots', making one shudder like a saturn 5 rocket taking off.
never intended to replace the delicious human grinding, but more to neutralize DNA @ the door situations. the ability to achieve near human results, while not relying on another human in any way.
this device was created by engineers realizing that their devices were handling everything but human climax!
never intended to replace the delicious human grinding, but more to neutralize DNA @ the door situations. the ability to achieve near human results, while not relying on another human in any way.
this device was created by engineers realizing that their devices were handling everything but human climax!
jimmy got a pick-up bar rebuff, so he went home and pulled out his iPOP!
as she applied the iPOP signal to her 'parts', she began to babble softly, and began shuddering; soon she exploded into the starry dynamo of night!!
geri's new iPOP was simply the MOST!
as she applied the iPOP signal to her 'parts', she began to babble softly, and began shuddering; soon she exploded into the starry dynamo of night!!
geri's new iPOP was simply the MOST!
iPOP by michael foolsley December 15, 2011
sideballs
nice, moderate sized, spherical mammary glands situated far apart from each other off to the side.-somewhat odd looking!
her sideballs inspired a desire for me to 'be her braw', from behind
those sideballs looked nice from behind, but not so nice from the front!
she had some really nice sideballs!
those sideballs looked nice from behind, but not so nice from the front!
she had some really nice sideballs!
sideballs by michael foolsley December 15, 2011
extended palm syndrome
a nightmare where one visualizes nothing but outstretched
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...
palms containing air. only filling them with currency makes them disappear...
consumed with thoughts of his job loss and his non-replenishing bank balance, john tried to enjoy christmas while experiencing extended palm syndrome.
judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...
judy couldn't find a way to "make money" and was suffering from extended palm syndrome...
extended palm syndrome by michael foolsley December 15, 2011