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carnal projection

wondering how a particular human would 'perform' during 'the sex act'. -visual selection of a human and assuring oneself, the human would undoubtedly; "pack a wallop"!!

-mental 'projection' of these imagined conclusions onto/upon the poor, unknowing/unsuspecting human!
james got totally absorbed with carnal projection, while watching lydia's terminally perky butt 'float' by!!

when i was finally able to 'crack' jane's crotch, all my carnal projection proved to be totally misguided!!

joe's carnal projection was confirmed by leroy's vigorous grinding, the 'poison' EXPLODING out of him!
by michael foolsley March 27, 2012
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tock slant

leaning to one side while sitting in a chair to 'help' a fart emerge!
i was brewing a good fart while sitting, so i did a tock slant as i enjoyed its' birth!

jane did a tock slant and 'cut' a tear-ass!, i sucked in all the fragrance i could; and laughed till i was crying!!
by michael foolsley March 5, 2010
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bad dung

extremely messy, greasy, defecation

(post fried chicken?) that requires massive clean up and almost qualifies for a hazmat visit. gobs of "terlit" paper required, or a shower/bidet preferably the later. -unless you have the misfortune of being at work.
damn, i'm late and just blew a bad dung!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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burn one for the forces

smoke some shit for those in iraq & afghanistan

-wait a minute! isn't that where some of the world's best hashish is? oh i forgot!.......pee tests!?

BURN ONE FOR THE FORCES!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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tense fit

second skin fitting, 'super-slim' fitting jeans for emaciated, daccau, anorexic types...polar opposite of 'relaxed fit'
super model jane went shopping for some tense fit jeans

i layed off the beer, pizza, and shit sammiches and believe i can now wear my new tense fit jeans!!
by michael foolsley June 3, 2012
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M.O.S.

man of steel (or 'men')

the 'macho man' who has huge pain tolerance, physically OR emotionally!; ESPECIALLY WHEN DRUNK!!
jack was a true M.O.S.!! he took on some killer bikers and got seriously thrashed, but bounced back like a turd that wouldn't flush!

he didn't know what he was in for challenging those M.O.S.

the special op M.O.S. kept on shooting after losing part of a leg, until he keeled over from blood loss!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
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