beer ejack

when your beer suddenly decides to foam up and over the bottle top, -whether a fresh beer or not! (fresh having the most 'vigor'!)

-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
eyeing beer suspiciously...one second! i think i'm in for a beer ejack!

my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to

'mop up'!!

a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
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textiles

common name for the clothing 'locked'! i.e.-those who COULD NOT, and/or WOULD NOT; EVER 'bare their treasures' on the nude beach!!

he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!
the textiles were HORRIFIED! when the streaker ran across the baseball field.

judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!

john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
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tock slant

leaning to one side while sitting in a chair to 'help' a fart emerge!
i was brewing a good fart while sitting, so i did a tock slant as i enjoyed its' birth!

jane did a tock slant and 'cut' a tear-ass!, i sucked in all the fragrance i could; and laughed till i was crying!!
by michael foolsley March 05, 2010
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out of focus

state of affairs of a fat person
john was so fat i could barely make out bones, he was seriously out of focus.

kat had gotten huge, she was seriously out of focus
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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industrial reproduction

creation of humans without regard to consequences of same
-ie: who finances this, for how long, who is maintenance director/spiritual advisor, and what kind of guarantee/warranty is available?
he was making bodies industrial reproduction style, quick as he could cream!!

she was an industrial reproduction dream
that octo mom specializes in industrial reproduction
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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christ's crappin' crotch

expression of frustration and gentle undeification of the deity
christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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male sex slavery

the concept of the female CONTROLLING the male with their "cootchie" !!
once the male gets it's first "taste" , it is HOOKED FOREVER !! (and never the same!)
the female can then demand the most ridiculous things from the male in exchange
for a "slice of pie" IF the male refuses to "play ball" , he is "CUT OFF" !!

it takes a MIGHTY MAN to be able to just say: FUCK YOU ! , and walk away !!
the substance (vaginal 'envelopment' leading to "shot" movement") works like (and may as well BE) DRUGS !
once the male is "hooked" , he no longer is in control !

the lucky ones who CAN get away, "burn in hell" trying to find a 'replacement' ! , be it another human, or some

kind of replacement substitution ! ("fleshlight" , "auto suck" , food, alcohol, "professional woman" , e.t.c.)

of course, after about age 40 , very few females have much use for sex , leaving the male to find itself
with great troubles ANYWAY ! "for better or worse" seems to be forgotten , after the children have been

manufactured! the female is more than happy to dispense with the "messy chore"

it is my belief that the male who has taken great pains to "satisfy" (read: orgasm!) their female all along, suffers way less from this!

the male gets to burn with extreme sexual desire from puberty to the GRAVE! , unlike the female who SEEMS to
be a creature with much lesser sexual needs , reproduction being tantamount ! to any "drive"
once, john could get past male sex slavery...response: megan must be GOOD !

male sex slavery has possessed MANY a male !! , and driven others INSANE !
by michael foolsley December 21, 2021
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