'Put down that $10,000 vase this instant!! do you want your bottom burned??'
he got his bottom burned by the trooper
he got his bottom burned by the trooper
by michael foolsley December 02, 2009
those in the death business...undertakers, funeral homes, or perhaps M.E. pathologist, , e.t.c.
those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !
those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !
i've got the reaper stalking me, and the slabbers drooling !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !
that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !
that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !
by michael foolsley March 16, 2024
re: bill paying! -a soft month would be a month when the payments are a bit 'light'...-no quarterly payments or 'forgotten', or unexpected charges, like doctor co-pay, insurance, taxes, speeding ticket, e.t.c.
i did my bills, but it was a soft month, without any extra 'sting'
-had a soft month this month!, -next month, the whole world will probably need money...
-had a soft month this month!, -next month, the whole world will probably need money...
by michael foolsley July 27, 2010
by michael foolsley December 02, 2009
get something away from you; out of your sight
-the concept of "disposable" is a gray area! when an item exhausts its' 'working life', it becomes "disposable"!! ie: it can no longer perform the 'work' it was intended to perform. it can (and MAY) still exist for all eternity!!, but has become a non-entity to you! -the $64,000 question is WHERE it is "disposed" TO!!
some items are designed specifically to be "disposable"!!??
i don't envy those 'mopping up' years down the line, when i'm 'stone dead' and 'space' is replaced by bodies and "disposable" items -i guess they'll blast all this crap into 'space'
-the concept of "disposable" is a gray area! when an item exhausts its' 'working life', it becomes "disposable"!! ie: it can no longer perform the 'work' it was intended to perform. it can (and MAY) still exist for all eternity!!, but has become a non-entity to you! -the $64,000 question is WHERE it is "disposed" TO!!
some items are designed specifically to be "disposable"!!??
i don't envy those 'mopping up' years down the line, when i'm 'stone dead' and 'space' is replaced by bodies and "disposable" items -i guess they'll blast all this crap into 'space'
john finished with the jenkins girl and she became disposable.
i threw my "disposable" razor into the garbage can.
all my disposable 'ravings' have become tiresome! lets' go 'conservative', or get 'fucked up'! (preferably the latter!!)
i threw my "disposable" razor into the garbage can.
all my disposable 'ravings' have become tiresome! lets' go 'conservative', or get 'fucked up'! (preferably the latter!!)
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
have a shit -very much like being in labor, complete with "trimesters" and 'pain' (i feel the 'baby' kicking!!)
i was seriously pregnant, and knew i'd better rapidly get to a toilet and give birth!
i was in my third trimester, and having intense labor pains!
i got to a toilet just as the 'baby's' head came out, and then i proceeded to give birth!
i was in my third trimester, and having intense labor pains!
i got to a toilet just as the 'baby's' head came out, and then i proceeded to give birth!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
trying (spotlight on TRYING, now!!) to 'wean' oneself off some addictive substance, no matter WHAT it is!! (i.e- food, drugs, sex, cohol, cigs...e.t.c.) KICK=kick out the door!!
i'm trying to kick cheese, i'm wearin' some NOW!!
i'm tryin' to kick these cigs, but its' more work than i want to do!!
i'm trying to kick his/her 'unit', but its' SOOO SWEET!!
trying to kick them 'acid'-burgers.......
i'm tryin' to kick these cigs, but its' more work than i want to do!!
i'm trying to kick his/her 'unit', but its' SOOO SWEET!!
trying to kick them 'acid'-burgers.......
by michael foolsley May 31, 2011