michael foolsley's definitions
i was going to wear my mcfoolsley's tavern 't' shirt but i've had too many shit-sandwiches and beer, and its' gotten too grabby!
bought a swingin' 't' shirt, but it was cut too grabby in the neck!!
got to jettison some weight! half my 'doo-doo' has gotten too grabby!!!
bought a swingin' 't' shirt, but it was cut too grabby in the neck!!
got to jettison some weight! half my 'doo-doo' has gotten too grabby!!!
by michael foolsley April 3, 2010
Get the grabbymug. holiday produced fat -from eating lots of aunt mary's chocolate orgasm 'treats', and getting jiggly fat!
i'm going to try and beat the holiday bulk this year!
got me lots of holiday bulk for a present this year!!
got me lots of holiday bulk for a present this year!!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
Get the holiday bulkmug. being in a bar-b-cue joint, a place that serves pork!! -one is not likely to get 'blowed-up' there!!
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
Get the muslim safemug. the new 'retirement'...those with hardly any retirement savings, e.t.c, who just 'get tired smiling' may opt to commit suicide, due to ridiculous cost health services, dealing with women who 'don't like sex' and failing body parts; contributing to making ones' life experience progressively 'lesser'
john opted for controlled expirement, things weren't going too well for him after he hit sixty and his money was nearly gone!
(and the women wouldn't 'put out'/don't like sex!)
expirement is going to be the NEW retirement!!
(and the women wouldn't 'put out'/don't like sex!)
expirement is going to be the NEW retirement!!
by michael foolsley May 2, 2012
Get the expirementmug. someone whose appreciation for hamburgers goes WAY beyond LOVE!!, and MUST eat hamburgers FREQUENTLY!!
i had to quit hamburgers cuz i was gettin' jiggly FAT! it wasn't easy, (OR fun!!) going 'cold turkey' and 'dumping' my burger junkie status!!
steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!
joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!
i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!
steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!
joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!
i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!
by michael foolsley August 6, 2012
Get the burger junkiemug. something to say whenever the spirit moves you. it is a reflection on 'these trying times' and dealing with same.
to get the full effect, place palms of hands on temples while saying it. -see if people don't back away!! after all, your head might be going to explode, just like the guy in the movie 'scanners'
to get the full effect, place palms of hands on temples while saying it. -see if people don't back away!! after all, your head might be going to explode, just like the guy in the movie 'scanners'
by michael foolsley January 9, 2010
Get the my mind! my mind!mug. jim went in the pickup bar , but inside were nothing but seed throwers !!
Rebecca was TIRED of seed throwers ! and desired a nice, "slice" of PIE !!
Rebecca was TIRED of seed throwers ! and desired a nice, "slice" of PIE !!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2022
Get the seed throwersmug.