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women's day

christmas!

the day that makes women fly their 'cute' "freak flag" ! men have to go along with it (reluctantly) so as not to jeopardize their "treatments" , (ie: "cut off") there ARE a FEW men who actually claim to like it! , SOME are HETEROsexuals !
godda get these stupid decorations up for joan , for women's day !

the "cuteness" of women's day PUKES !

john claims to LIKE women's day! bert: yah!! , he likes a "slice of pie" , TOO!

one upside of divorce , is 'dumping' christmas or women's day CUTE!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2021
mugGet the women's daymug.

stomp it up

driving; accelerate! 'stomp' or 'punch' gas, GET FUCKING MOVING!! -bringing the foot down on the accelerator HARD!!
i was late to lynn's because of some grey hair's inability to stomp it up!

i was hustling to work late, decided to stomp it up; and got gotten by flametop!

the tractor trailer was forcing me to stomp it up!

he wouldn't stomp it up, which was pissing me off!!
by michael foolsley February 4, 2010
mugGet the stomp it upmug.

lost her kite

visible tampon string on the nude beach
shes' lost her kite!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
mugGet the lost her kitemug.

stoplight weasel

people hustling for money at a stop light...the concept i can easily grab for my money when my body is 'L' shaped, and i'm in a potentially dangerous, weak position.
those stoplight weasels are all a-hustle today!

gave a dollar to a stoplight weasel!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
mugGet the stoplight weaselmug.

drugsie

something to call your friend while passing muggles, etc -while holding breath, of course! choffed out in a half-whisper
something for you, drugsie?

you take, drugsie!

here com der drugs, drugsie!

look alive, drugsie!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
mugGet the drugsiemug.

vulgar boatmen

cigarette boat pilots with way too loud engines that scream by and swamp small boats. alcohol usually not to far away...

(automobile equivalent; see 'the thumping kind')
fuck, hang on here come the vulgar boatmen!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
mugGet the vulgar boatmenmug.

i don't have the ovaries

like saying; i don't have the balls to (your choice!) for WOMEN! OR: i HAD/HAVE the ovaries to (do something)

(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)
at the pick up bar: go on over and talk to him!! (response:) i don't have the ovaries!

sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!

jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!
by michael foolsley August 23, 2012
mugGet the i don't have the ovariesmug.

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