Definitions by michael foolsley
devil drops
spermatozoa, 'come', goo, 'hot drops' (e.t.c.) reproductive effluent discharged by the male. (often intertwined with feeble or non-existent logic) release of 'political prisoners' encapsulated by two round spheres encapsulated in a 'sack'.
known as devil drops due to the torment experienced by the male as regards to obeying 'commands' by the DNA to facilitate travel/housing for same. cerebral torture within a 'political' spectrum!
known as devil drops due to the torment experienced by the male as regards to obeying 'commands' by the DNA to facilitate travel/housing for same. cerebral torture within a 'political' spectrum!
she wouldn't 'let him off', so he went home frustrated!, somewhat later he had devil drops leaping out of his 'crank'!!
she vigorously ground devil drops out of his 'crank'! forgetting his 'prophos', he said a mental 'prayer' they wouldn't 'take'!!
devil drops have many a stong man between a rock and a hard place!!
the male effluent, spermatozoa, or 'poison'; potentially clouding judgement, existing to drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!
she vigorously ground devil drops out of his 'crank'! forgetting his 'prophos', he said a mental 'prayer' they wouldn't 'take'!!
devil drops have many a stong man between a rock and a hard place!!
the male effluent, spermatozoa, or 'poison'; potentially clouding judgement, existing to drive the male ABSOLUTELY INSANE!!
devil drops by michael foolsley May 12, 2014
tuna tender
a reference to cunnilingus! (hetero OR homo!) could even extend to "gardening" or shaving of the female 'prime part'. (OR: tuna tendING) -ME for THAT!
jane and lauren were tuna tenders, but remained sympathetic to the personal hell of the male!
as much as john LOVED 'ramming'/plunging to 'oblivion', he had become somewhat of a tuna tender aficionado, making him WAY more desirable to females, than your typical everyday "bargain basement" 'piledriver'!!
tuna tending was something he CRAVED and looked forward to!!, it became something that superseded even his own pleasure!
as much as john LOVED 'ramming'/plunging to 'oblivion', he had become somewhat of a tuna tender aficionado, making him WAY more desirable to females, than your typical everyday "bargain basement" 'piledriver'!!
tuna tending was something he CRAVED and looked forward to!!, it became something that superseded even his own pleasure!
tuna tender by michael foolsley May 8, 2014
glandage
display of a goodly bit of mammary glands, 'EXTREME' cleavage; or otherwise clear exposure of "breastices"
jane was exhibiting some wonderful glandage while wearing that slinky cocktail dress
she was showing some respectable glandadge
her glandage made him 'grow'
she was showing some respectable glandadge
her glandage made him 'grow'
glandage by michael foolsley December 30, 2013
old jizzom trail
i had to clean my sheets when i saw the old jizzom trail
looking at her 'snatch', i spotted the old jizzom trail
looking at her 'snatch', i spotted the old jizzom trail
old jizzom trail by michael foolsley December 20, 2013
child-proof cap
she had me put on a child-proof cap
should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!
jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!
should have suspected my child-proof cap burst, when 'the act' started feeling TOO good!!
jennifer was horrified when sam withdrew, his crank adorned with only a 'cock ring', and no child proof cap!!
child-proof cap by michael foolsley December 20, 2013
sprung
the sad state of aging underwear when the 'elastic' goes 'bad', and the said 'pair' no longer caresses 'prime parts' effectively. 'the changing of the guard', the metamorphosis of underwear into its' afterlife as a RAG!!
i better toss these 'pants' into the rag bag!, this shit be sprung, jack!
she told him to just cut off her 'pants'!, saying they were sprung anyway!
these 'pants' are sprung!, i throw them into the 'bage' can!
gone 'dump' these sprung 'pants' n' get me some new $20 a pair designer specials!!
he caught her/him wearing sprung 'pants'. and cut them off with his knife to gain entry to 'prime parts'!
she told him to just cut off her 'pants'!, saying they were sprung anyway!
these 'pants' are sprung!, i throw them into the 'bage' can!
gone 'dump' these sprung 'pants' n' get me some new $20 a pair designer specials!!
he caught her/him wearing sprung 'pants'. and cut them off with his knife to gain entry to 'prime parts'!
sprung by michael foolsley November 12, 2013
B & M factor
crowded ANYTHING! highways, stores, streets, e.t.c.!! B & M means bodies n' (or) and (or) in machines. -saying one experienced a high B & M factor, means they experienced a situation where the ratio of bodies~machines~space was EXTREMELY out of balance!!
joe: don't drive the van wyck thruway!!, the high B & M factor is hugely punishing!!
overpopulation often has one experiencing a high B & M factor!!
the holidays specialize in extremely high B & M factor EVERYWHERE!!, -think i'll only buy online!
judy 'did' (pick a name!) in the storeroom, as they waited for the high B & M factor to subside...
overpopulation often has one experiencing a high B & M factor!!
the holidays specialize in extremely high B & M factor EVERYWHERE!!, -think i'll only buy online!
judy 'did' (pick a name!) in the storeroom, as they waited for the high B & M factor to subside...
B & M factor by michael foolsley November 12, 2013