michael foolsley's definitions

re-educated

thinking one is going to get sex, only to find out they are DEAD WRONG!

i THOUGHT i was going to "crack that crotch" , but i was re-educated !

by michael foolsley August 19, 2023

kream dream

(masc.) -a male's ideal sex partner. the 'divine specimen' to 'paint' with ejaculate!

alison was jim's kream dream!

rosanna was one man's kream dream

his friends suggested he 'dream on' re: his kream dream!

by michael foolsley January 5, 2010

left the building

dead, death, expired, "passed away", checked-out, etc!

anyone that dies "leaves the building", so why does elvis ONLY, get sole ownership of the term??

shes' left the building

elizabeth edwards has left the building....!

that old fool left the building!

by michael foolsley December 9, 2010

pump bulk

have sex with a fat person

i'm going to pump bulk tonight
john really likes to pump bulk

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

muslim safe

being in a bar-b-cue joint, a place that serves pork!! -one is not likely to get 'blowed-up' there!!

john felt pretty muslim safe in 'taste o' the south!!

by michael foolsley December 15, 2010

expirement

the new 'retirement'...those with hardly any retirement savings, e.t.c, who just 'get tired smiling' may opt to commit suicide, due to ridiculous cost health services, dealing with women who 'don't like sex' and failing body parts; contributing to making ones' life experience progressively 'lesser'

john opted for controlled expirement, things weren't going too well for him after he hit sixty and his money was nearly gone!

(and the women wouldn't 'put out'/don't like sex!)

expirement is going to be the NEW retirement!!

by michael foolsley May 2, 2012

get a slice

vagina; to get a slice of 'hair pie', "hairy triangle"

dave was doing double back flips trying to get a slice of that reality defying redhead!!
a lot of poor fellows burning in HELL!, trying to get a slice!

by michael foolsley December 7, 2015