when he blew his nose, i about drowned
he took forever to blow his nose, but in the meantime, i got off!!
he took forever to blow his nose, but in the meantime, i got off!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
the concept that alcohol is the PREMIER recreational drug!!.
-alcohol IS 'jolly good fun', but i don't recall ever having my head in a toilet bowl from smoking the satanic 'gage'!!
-of course, we all know that alcohol is 'JESUS', and I know fully well that I CAN KNOW NOTHING!! (even after 40 years of research!) -so kitchee-koo!!, you BASTARDS!!! (FUCK YOU! to the alcohol and cigarette lobbies, too!!)
-alcohol IS 'jolly good fun', but i don't recall ever having my head in a toilet bowl from smoking the satanic 'gage'!!
-of course, we all know that alcohol is 'JESUS', and I know fully well that I CAN KNOW NOTHING!! (even after 40 years of research!) -so kitchee-koo!!, you BASTARDS!!! (FUCK YOU! to the alcohol and cigarette lobbies, too!!)
the college boy was laboring under the alcohol delusion...soon he was hualping!!
give me a muggle any day!, i don't subscribe to the alcohol delusion!!
judy had the alcohol delusion, she was scared that that 'pot' would lead to 'harder' stuff!!
give me a muggle any day!, i don't subscribe to the alcohol delusion!!
judy had the alcohol delusion, she was scared that that 'pot' would lead to 'harder' stuff!!
by michael foolsley December 25, 2009
ringing telephone -answer that phone slave !! -said as phone slave is running to answer phone!!
john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!
john is a phone slave! i was trying to duck maria, and he hands me the fucking phone!!
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
an engagement/wedding ring
'special' metals worn on the hand, denoting the 'marking' of ones' (poss. same sex, NOW!!) 'territory'!!
'special' metals worn on the hand, denoting the 'marking' of ones' (poss. same sex, NOW!!) 'territory'!!
jack was getting some special signals from jen, when he noticed precious metal on her finger.
jane went into the bar after removing her precious metal.
he tried to wow her with precious metal, but got the "bums' rush"
jane went into the bar after removing her precious metal.
he tried to wow her with precious metal, but got the "bums' rush"
by michael foolsley October 30, 2012
prison, jail, lock-up; confinement and isolation from the general public, preventing potential 'stink-on' of others.
(redundant for "victimless crime", like smoking of marijuana)
(redundant for "victimless crime", like smoking of marijuana)
the 'hard-core' were out to cage up those smoking 'muggles', instead of drinking martinis!
the prosecutor was determined to cage up the asshole that stank on the bodega clerk!
they should cage up that rabid dog minister!!
the prosecutor was determined to cage up the asshole that stank on the bodega clerk!
they should cage up that rabid dog minister!!
by michael foolsley June 17, 2011
the walking style of a female with a "GOOD FIGURE!!"
not 'packing' any extra pounds in the legs, guts and butt, effectively throwing the gyroscopic center of the body out of balance...
-lends itself to fantasies of a more 'streamlined rhythm', during the sex act!!
not 'packing' any extra pounds in the legs, guts and butt, effectively throwing the gyroscopic center of the body out of balance...
-lends itself to fantasies of a more 'streamlined rhythm', during the sex act!!
wendy's floating bounce-walk had all the male (and the female!) lechers SALIVATING!
her floating bounce-walk had me administering to my 'pain' in the storeroom!!
she had the floating bounce-walk, making her an EXTREMELY SKILLED walker!!
her floating bounce-walk had me administering to my 'pain' in the storeroom!!
she had the floating bounce-walk, making her an EXTREMELY SKILLED walker!!
by michael foolsley June 27, 2011
sometimes i get confused (especially while drinking!!) and a turd comes out of my mouth instead of my buttle (butt hole)!!!
by michael foolsley December 20, 2009