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garrote belch

tightening of the throat while belching, raising the belch pitch way higher, morphing the belch into more of a scream (or "rebel yell")

-always commands attention!!, folks can't figure out WHAT is happening!! -perfect for the college campus, or pub, bar!!
jim did a garrote belch, when he had that pretty blond all a-coo!!

i popped a garrote belch in the shopping mall, and a few heads spun around!!
by michael foolsley January 17, 2011
mugGet the garrote belchmug.

sideballs

nice, moderate sized, spherical mammary glands situated far apart from each other off to the side.-somewhat odd looking!
her sideballs inspired a desire for me to 'be her braw', from behind

those sideballs looked nice from behind, but not so nice from the front!

she had some really nice sideballs!
by michael foolsley December 15, 2011
mugGet the sideballsmug.

peddle my ass

the anguish of the job seach, the processing, cup peeing, sweet talking and pumping up of self as the potential new jesus
i've got to get out there and peddle my ass, my money trees all died in that killer freeze!!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
mugGet the peddle my assmug.

church hopping

the concept of people leaving one church where they find the doctrine hard to swallow, for another; whose doctrine is more palatable. this was common back when i was a young punk, in the 60's
the smiths were seriously into church hopping
by michael foolsley December 1, 2009
mugGet the church hoppingmug.

hear me now, believe me later

from saturday night live's hans and franz 'pump you up' guys

the idea that a 'truth' might currently be being dispensed, but YOU are too preoccupied, (or too "smart") to absorb it at this particular 'juncture'. you MAY (or may not!) be able to view it from another position sometime in the future, in a different light. (anti-'pot' people??, 'case-hardened' conservatives??)
this life is a double-edged sword!! alcohol isn't that great on the frustration/s!! pass me that gage and hear me now, believe me later!! -i need my "medicinal" marijuana!!
by michael foolsley December 25, 2009
mugGet the hear me now, believe me latermug.

diddle-li-dih

'break', 'run', 'passage' or 'hook' in popular music, usually less than two minutes
guitarist ass fuck john's diddle-li-dih in 'cut your heart out' around 3:00 on the poop eater's new CD is joyous!!

eddie van halen's diddle-li-dih in 'beat-it' makes me swoon!!

that electric 12-string pilot cut loose a sweet diddle-li-dih!
by michael foolsley August 10, 2010
mugGet the diddle-li-dihmug.

if it ain't sup'm, its' sup'm else!

if it isn't something, its' something else!!
words of wisdom from a welder, probably now either retired and/or dead!
if it ain't sup'm, its' sup'm else!!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
mugGet the if it ain't sup'm, its' sup'm else!mug.

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