michael foolsley's definitions

textiles

common name for the clothing 'locked'! i.e.-those who COULD NOT, and/or WOULD NOT; EVER 'bare their treasures' on the nude beach!!

he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!

the textiles were HORRIFIED! when the streaker ran across the baseball field.

judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!!

john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!!

by michael foolsley October 30, 2011

pork shicksa-bob

fellatio from non-jewish female!

ah'm gone get me some that pork shicksa-bob

chaim was getting himself some pork shicksa-bob!

by michael foolsley May 8, 2011

fish on the line

customer, sucker, patron (in business)

dave told me he was going to leave for the day, but hes' got a fish on the line

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

sparkly eyed

sparkly eyed -bright clear wide eyes that are light in color not brown! almost always women! -the snake-eye look that many people have from having close set, dark eyes doesn't apply here! (in the 'fresh faced' family)

juliana was seriously sparkly eyed! any sane person would want sex with her!

rosanna was so sparkly eyed and fresh faced, that she made me appear less of a piece of shit when hanging with her!!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

sucker trap

an artificial entity one becomes too friendly with, that can end up making a fool of one. examples would include drugs (especially cocaine!!) alcohol, sex, money, gambling

back in the 80s' cocaine was the new messiah!! -what a sucker trap!!

those 'praying' to alcohol are worth pitying, such a sucker trap!!

she "ground the poison" out of him, effectively making him her SLAVE! -a genuine a sucker trap!!

by michael foolsley September 10, 2012

sideballs

nice, moderate sized, spherical mammary glands situated far apart from each other off to the side.-somewhat odd looking!

her sideballs inspired a desire for me to 'be her braw', from behind

those sideballs looked nice from behind, but not so nice from the front!

she had some really nice sideballs!

by michael foolsley December 15, 2011

peddle my ass

the anguish of the job seach, the processing, cup peeing, sweet talking and pumping up of self as the potential new jesus

i've got to get out there and peddle my ass, my money trees all died in that killer freeze!!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009