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dualing

puking and 'deffing' simultaneously!
i was hallucinating while dualing, -perhaps i'll party in a less industrial style for a bit...
dualing requires a good bit of dwindling coordination to lessen clean-up!
by michael foolsley February 6, 2010
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industrial reproduction

creation of humans without regard to consequences of same
-ie: who finances this, for how long, who is maintenance director/spiritual advisor, and what kind of guarantee/warranty is available?
he was making bodies industrial reproduction style, quick as he could cream!!

she was an industrial reproduction dream
that octo mom specializes in industrial reproduction
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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personal politics

specific ways one particular human deals with and responds to interaction with other humans. -some of us choose more bizarre ways of accomplishing this than others....
if you knew john, he was a sweet guy; but his personal politics remained on the bizarre side. this may have been a defense mechanism...

brutus dressed like a biker, and projected anything but the "warm fuzzies", but was a rhodes scholar; he had unusual personal politics!
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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clinical pizza oven

cremation "retort" or 'oven'

looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
went from my job at dad john's, directly to the cremation guys to see them put my poor dead dad in the clinical pizza oven!!

john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
by michael foolsley September 21, 2011
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beauty fart

a perfect or divine fart! -wonderful sonic aura, beautiful bouquet, glorious massage, perfect length, specimen that 'has it all'!! -the "golden child" of farts!!
i blew one that was so perfectly divine i almost got on my knees and prayed! -it was a true beauty fart

megan blew a beauty fart that i would have embraced and kissed, had it been a tactile entity!!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
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poons

imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!
john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
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others have destinations

for you to mutter when 'held hostage' behind 'snail driver'
pop doodle driving 20mph in 30 mph zone...-you: others have destinations
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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