statement by questionably educated, alcoholic southern va. house painter. (never seen eating solid food!)
-useful for MANY inappropriate situations!!
-useful for MANY inappropriate situations!!
pregnant pause: lets' get some maw likka!
how to handle a situation, what to do, which way to turn: lets' get some maw likka!
leaving AA meeting: lets' get some maw likka!
how to handle a situation, what to do, which way to turn: lets' get some maw likka!
leaving AA meeting: lets' get some maw likka!
by michael foolsley November 09, 2011
the vaginal orifice of the female
she granted him a crack at her energy center, then promptly made a mess out of him!
he was churning and burning in her energy center
he was churning and burning in her energy center
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
a gift of clothing given by an older person, or a person who thinks they can determine what another would be caught dead in!! most people fail miserably at this!!
-clothing remains one of the most personal of gifts!! nevertheless, it IS a gift! and gets jokers "off the hook" -the more 'personal' a gift gets, the more potential problem/s with it!!! -if you're going to 'get personal', you better know the person DAMN WELL!!
-clothing remains one of the most personal of gifts!! nevertheless, it IS a gift! and gets jokers "off the hook" -the more 'personal' a gift gets, the more potential problem/s with it!!! -if you're going to 'get personal', you better know the person DAMN WELL!!
i got a gift of clothes not toys!! i can put something over my buttle anytime!!
i hate to be ungrateful, but i can't hop up and down about a gift of clothes! -how about an electric masturbator??
my aunt theodora gave me some silk socks!!...guess i can use them for a 'jizz basket'!!
i hate to be ungrateful, but i can't hop up and down about a gift of clothes! -how about an electric masturbator??
my aunt theodora gave me some silk socks!!...guess i can use them for a 'jizz basket'!!
by michael foolsley December 29, 2009
high enough to still function reasonably sanely, no need to go to the top of the mountain! -smart people get a 'guide' for that!
(-NEVER do LSD, hallucinogenics ALONE!!! -sorting fantasy from reality does indeed become a considerable problem! alone -advice from an old line 'hop head' )
(-NEVER do LSD, hallucinogenics ALONE!!! -sorting fantasy from reality does indeed become a considerable problem! alone -advice from an old line 'hop head' )
i was plateauing pretty nicely when that record came on, i was seeing trails and visuals in somewhat of a liquid state!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
the one neighbor or party living around you sure to stink on one thing or another that you do...(loud music, parking of car/s, barking dog/s, "junk" cars,...on & on!!) -this can pretty much apply 'globally' too, ie: al-queda could be the neighborhood sorehead!
it can work in reverse too, where YOU can be the neighborhood sorehead, if YOU have these above things torturing YOU!! -in a "community" a certain degree of 'civility' does apply, and goes a long way!!
it can work in reverse too, where YOU can be the neighborhood sorehead, if YOU have these above things torturing YOU!! -in a "community" a certain degree of 'civility' does apply, and goes a long way!!
by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
corporate&government=corproment
the concept of "big business" 'owning' legislators!!
no "honest" governing can occur, with legislators in the corporate pocket!!
the concept of "big business" 'owning' legislators!!
no "honest" governing can occur, with legislators in the corporate pocket!!
i hate paying taxes to a corrupt corproment!
the corproment was going to prohibit my 'gage' and leave me with cigarettes and 'cocktails'!!
BOO! to the corproment 'folding greens'
the corproment is planning to put jesus' face on the hundred dollar bill!!
the corproment was going to prohibit my 'gage' and leave me with cigarettes and 'cocktails'!!
BOO! to the corproment 'folding greens'
the corproment is planning to put jesus' face on the hundred dollar bill!!
by michael foolsley April 24, 2011
being 'worked over' by the clock! looking in the mirror and realizing you've aged ten years. -the etching and spiritual and physical corrosion of time
jill still had a perky butt, though she was a bit clockbit
have an old clock whose company went out of business, its' a bit clockbit!
the young girl thought the idea of clockbit was perforated!
have an old clock whose company went out of business, its' a bit clockbit!
the young girl thought the idea of clockbit was perforated!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009