michael foolsley's definitions
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the christ's crappin' crotch mug.excessive consumption of alcohol, near the point where the body nearly cannot process the alcohol, 'sloppy drunk' (similar to carbo load)
the frat rats were scared of that bad old 'boo', their plan/s was/were to alco-load!
alco-loading and alcohol was my friend's jesus!
alco-loading and alcohol was my friend's jesus!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2010
Get the alco-load mug.'dump' and 'load' are 'relatives' so, if i have to ejaculate, i could most certainly 'have a dump'!; just as i could 'leave my load by the side of the road'
-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??
-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!
-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??
-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!
ty used a colloquial sibling and ended up 'jiving some minds"!
if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...
if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
Get the colloquial sibling mug.i really like the mike foolsley band, but that guys' voice puts me in vocal recoil!!
her bedroom voice was repellent, and put i in vocal recoil
her bedroom voice was repellent, and put i in vocal recoil
by michael foolsley February 20, 2011
Get the vocal recoil mug.a radical departure from the fast food 'tub' , or 55 gallon drum of soft drink (ie: "ultra gulp")
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept
my dutch friends were horrified at all the sloppy fat americans, i told them to be sure an ask for an extra small drink when at a fast food place...
the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !
get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!
the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !
get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!
by michael foolsley July 11, 2022
Get the extra small drink mug.sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
Get the old fashioned sperming mug.upon releasing a nice belch, up and down wiggling / waggling of the tongue, to create a turkey-like sound.
can be a seasonal belch, but always a 'hit' with the females!!, a sure winner in the pick-up bar!! -every smart man knows females LOVE a nice belch!!
can be a seasonal belch, but always a 'hit' with the females!!, a sure winner in the pick-up bar!! -every smart man knows females LOVE a nice belch!!
i won over that spooky electric blond with a nice gobble gobble belch
the gobble gobble belch is the best for attracting females!!
jan: he could belch like a slob, but his gobble gobble belch was pure art!!, i took him home and provided a righteous tumble!!
the gobble gobble belch is the best for attracting females!!
jan: he could belch like a slob, but his gobble gobble belch was pure art!!, i took him home and provided a righteous tumble!!
by michael foolsley January 16, 2011
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