feather my props

lighten ones' load (ie: multi-propeller airplane reducing 'drag' with bad engine, by turning propeller sideways)
i'm going to feather my props and ditch that bitch

i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht
by michael foolsley May 07, 2011
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toiletized

banishment of something, getting something quickly out of your sight (ie: guards!! take this vermin away!!)
a concept or article deemed unworthy and condemned to the real or imaginary porcelain vortex ('dump';'junk yard', 'landfill')
the urban dictionary dics toiletized my concept once again!

jan decided to toiletize the relationship

ace toiletized his body waste
by michael foolsley February 01, 2010
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poons

imaginary female currency *one must earn certain amounts of 'poons' to be eligible for a 'taste' ie: doing of dirt, being responsible, and/or beast of burden, walking of the line, good little boy, being sensitive... -all these things earn one poons!
john did the laundry, cooking, cleaning AND rubbed marthas' feet...he had earned enough poons for a taste!
julie was going to have to 'put out'!! -steve had earned more than enough poons for a taste!!
by michael foolsley December 08, 2009
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mudice

or; mud ice ! some late winter early spring terrain (usually sloped/angled) having both the slippery characteristics

of BOTH ! , but unable to make up it's mind if it is mid , OR ice ! , and exhibiting the characteristics of BOTH !!
commonly found by an UNLUCKY/unwary human in temp. just above 32° , -stuff is TREACHEROUS !! , out to put a human DOWN !!
jim: what's wrong with your leg ?? aj: i slipped on some f**kng mudice, and sprained my KNEE !

my "party doll" took a tumble on some mudice, in a CAST now !!

gosh darned if she didn't just hurt herself on some mudice !
by michael foolsley March 20, 2023
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fish on the line

customer, sucker, patron (in business)
dave told me he was going to leave for the day, but hes' got a fish on the line
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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rump went pop

a singular highly percussive fart
i felt some big pressure, but my rump went pop only! (any 'ass' word would work but 'rump' is delightfully goofy!!)
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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cat lick

catholic -who REALLY gives a shit about the 'h' and the third syllable? -cat lick also provides a nice, abstract 'huh?' flair!!
my new squeeze was cat lick, and wouldn't let me 'bag' my crank!!

that jane smacked of cat lick, but was more than willing to 'get wild'!!

those cat lick girls are so repressed, that when cut loose; they might "tear you up"
by michael foolsley April 27, 2011
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