michael foolsley's definitions
masturbation; i.e. politically and monetarily unaffected sexual act!!
-sex unaffected by male/female (or otherwise!)
personal, physical or societal attitudes, 'laws', flaws, skills, capabilities or 'clause' (not to mention MONEY!!)
-sex unaffected by male/female (or otherwise!)
personal, physical or societal attitudes, 'laws', flaws, skills, capabilities or 'clause' (not to mention MONEY!!)
he finished 'negotiations' with himself, and soon was having ungoverned sex!!
buying her dinner, then experiencing 'political struggles' re: sex, john just gave up; and went home for some ungoverned sex
she had ungoverned sex with herself, no prophos, no birth control, no politics, no bullshit; -just simple ungoverned sex!!
buying her dinner, then experiencing 'political struggles' re: sex, john just gave up; and went home for some ungoverned sex
she had ungoverned sex with herself, no prophos, no birth control, no politics, no bullshit; -just simple ungoverned sex!!
by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
Get the ungoverned sexmug. my dentist's new hygienist got sucklingly close to my face with her huge bazooms, giving me the spermers' BA-LEWS!!
his crank was sucklingly close to his/her lips!!
the statuesque human came sucklingly close to the DNA prisoner!
his crank was sucklingly close to his/her lips!!
the statuesque human came sucklingly close to the DNA prisoner!
by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
Get the sucklingly closemug. by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
Get the crack that crotchmug. male masturbation -the parallel of striking a match against a rough surface to get a flame.
i just thought of this concept and remain totally puzzled why a brit hadn't thought of it??? -whats up witchoo guys??, thought you guys invented the language!? (just 'screwing' with you!!!)
i just thought of this concept and remain totally puzzled why a brit hadn't thought of it??? -whats up witchoo guys??, thought you guys invented the language!? (just 'screwing' with you!!!)
joe couldn't get a 'taste' so he was forced to 'strike off'
there was no one to help john out, so he ended up striking off!
there was no one to help john out, so he ended up striking off!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
Get the strike offmug. lighten ones' load (ie: multi-propeller airplane reducing 'drag' with bad engine, by turning propeller sideways)
i'm going to feather my props and ditch that bitch
i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht
i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the feather my propsmug. that ho-hum looking redhead hooked duane with her large chest, duane was a mammarian follower!!
if it had a large chest, steve would be hooked!, he was a mammarian follower...!
if it had a large chest, steve would be hooked!, he was a mammarian follower...!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
Get the mammarian followermug. john pumped her up just before they took his money away
linda wanted him to pump her up
he knew he wouldn't pump her up, as he was dispensing 'blanks'
somebody pumped her up!
linda wanted him to pump her up
he knew he wouldn't pump her up, as he was dispensing 'blanks'
somebody pumped her up!
by michael foolsley August 30, 2010
Get the pumped her upmug.