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a sad homage to overpopulation, that can be stated when in a "sardine" type situation ( ie: crowds, traffic, TOO SMALL venues, e.t.c. (live music venues that have everything but SPACE!)
the statement can be finished ('garnished') with: everybody's making MORE, except crazy (title/name HERE)
the statement can be finished ('garnished') with: everybody's making MORE, except crazy (title/name HERE)
did you hear?, jan is PREGGERS! (Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies!...shakes head sadly !)
there can NEVER be enough humans, YES!, Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies!
the body makers @ U.D. HATED my statement: Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies! !!
there can NEVER be enough humans, YES!, Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies!
the body makers @ U.D. HATED my statement: Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies! !!
by michael foolsley July 15, 2022
Get the Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies! mug.the sense that fecal material will need to be expelled at some point in the near future, but that the material is not yet formed enough to be born
" i might have to wait a little while before i embark on that long car drive. i believe i feel a fetal turd heartbeat "
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !
by michael foolsley July 22, 2022
Get the fetal turd mug.the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!
two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?
i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?
jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)
i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?
jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)
by michael foolsley July 23, 2022
Get the where's all this money supposed to come from ? mug.damn! , NO entertainment ! , might as well go out for a run!
PBS NOW (post covid) specializes in NO entertainment !
499 channels and NOTHING is on ! yeah, those police shows leave me cold! NO entertainment ! (and i DON'T want to buy a goddamn NEW CAR !!) i have a nice, "skin pastry bag" to sell THEM !!
PBS NOW (post covid) specializes in NO entertainment !
499 channels and NOTHING is on ! yeah, those police shows leave me cold! NO entertainment ! (and i DON'T want to buy a goddamn NEW CAR !!) i have a nice, "skin pastry bag" to sell THEM !!
by michael foolsley July 24, 2022
Get the no entertainment mug."having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
by michael foolsley August 3, 2022
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one inserts a 'hot dog' , the heat up begins, and eventually the 'hot dog' emits a sticky, gooey white fluid illustrating it's cooked finality ! usually, an EXTREME STRUGGLE is required to actually enter the cooker.
one inserts a 'hot dog' , the heat up begins, and eventually the 'hot dog' emits a sticky, gooey white fluid illustrating it's cooked finality ! usually, an EXTREME STRUGGLE is required to actually enter the cooker.
she gave john five minutes of peace with her hot dog cooker !
she steamed his "prime parts" with her hot dog cooker !
u.d. rejected his hot dog cooker concept, so john hit the "pickup bar" searching for a quality hot dog cooker ,
she steamed his "prime parts" with her hot dog cooker !
u.d. rejected his hot dog cooker concept, so john hit the "pickup bar" searching for a quality hot dog cooker ,
by michael foolsley June 11, 2022
Get the hot dog cooker mug.after ten rainy days in a row, boom stated: their slops can eat my plops!
put on my poncho and prepared to get slopped on, their slops can eat my plops!
put on my poncho and prepared to get slopped on, their slops can eat my plops!
by michael foolsley August 14, 2022
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