michael foolsley's definitions
one who prays to/worships all that is the grand glory of farting!, the noise, the buttle massage, the smell, the reaction of the non-worshipper!! foods that promote gas!
john was in heaven! he had found a methane disciple who was female!
john was such a methane disciple he encouraged her to fart in his face!!
john was such a methane disciple he encouraged her to fart in his face!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the methane disciplemug. when your beer suddenly decides to foam up and over the bottle top, -whether a fresh beer or not! (fresh having the most 'vigor'!)
-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
eyeing beer suspiciously...one second! i think i'm in for a beer ejack!
my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to
'mop up'!!
a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to
'mop up'!!
a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
Get the beer ejackmug. sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
Get the old fashioned spermingmug. women's hair styles not quit touching the shoulder -'death' of the long, 'magnificent hair', jettisoning of long, maintenance times, appropriate for 'business'!!
julia couldn't decide whether to go helmet or pixie!
helmet or pixie hair is considered much more 'business specific'!
helmet or pixie hair is considered much more 'business specific'!
by michael foolsley December 13, 2010
Get the helmet or pixiemug. by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
Get the pump a plump lumpmug. the vaginal orifice of the female
she granted him a crack at her energy center, then promptly made a mess out of him!
he was churning and burning in her energy center
he was churning and burning in her energy center
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
Get the energy centermug. when at the therapists', invariably the doctor has a patient 'locking horns' with whatever the "patient's" malady is, ie: fear of flying- go flying, fear of people- seek out people, fear of heights- go up a big tower, etc...
one is basically charged $150 an hour to get 'kissy-face' with their fear/s, so; why not just save the money and call on ones' 'inner psychiatrist' to handle this? so much cheaper, and definitely the truth!!
one is basically charged $150 an hour to get 'kissy-face' with their fear/s, so; why not just save the money and call on ones' 'inner psychiatrist' to handle this? so much cheaper, and definitely the truth!!
john wanted to meet women, but had to call upon his inner psychiatrist to get himself where the 'birds' were
judy's inner psychiatrist told her her fear of spiders was stupid, as she held a tarantula in her hand.
jaydine sucked it up and learned to like butt fucking, thanks to an 'inner psychiatrist'
joy was taught her body was dirty by the church...her inner psychiatrist sent her to the nude beach!
judy's inner psychiatrist told her her fear of spiders was stupid, as she held a tarantula in her hand.
jaydine sucked it up and learned to like butt fucking, thanks to an 'inner psychiatrist'
joy was taught her body was dirty by the church...her inner psychiatrist sent her to the nude beach!
by michael foolsley July 7, 2010
Get the inner psychiatristmug.