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god of sex

the imaginary god who grants you a 'taste' at his/her/its' leisure. -what remains in the background chuckling to itself whether you 'strike big' or not. if you are/were a good little 'person' perhaps the god of sex will grant YOU a 'taste'!!
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jen, i saw you with muscles mcfoolsley last night? did you get a treatment...-yes, thanks to the god of sex!!!

the god of sex greenlit me with rosanna last night, i almost 'tacked out on that!!!!
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
mugGet the god of sexmug.

strike off

male masturbation -the parallel of striking a match against a rough surface to get a flame.

i just thought of this concept and remain totally puzzled why a brit hadn't thought of it??? -whats up witchoo guys??, thought you guys invented the language!? (just 'screwing' with you!!!)
joe couldn't get a 'taste' so he was forced to 'strike off'

there was no one to help john out, so he ended up striking off!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
mugGet the strike offmug.

feather my props

lighten ones' load (ie: multi-propeller airplane reducing 'drag' with bad engine, by turning propeller sideways)
i'm going to feather my props and ditch that bitch

i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
mugGet the feather my propsmug.

carbide lamp of life

cigarette -the all-important ever-present light/flame that helps them on their way!!
the carbide lamp of life would become tiresome, i'm sure!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
mugGet the carbide lamp of lifemug.

jiggle the handle

shaking toilet handle to re-seat float valve, avoidance of dealing with permanent fix for same. GREAT rock band name!!
i better go jiggle the god damn handle!

tonight me and duane are going to see jiggle the handle
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
mugGet the jiggle the handlemug.

spooky action

a woman who 'gobs on' the makeup, wears tons of jewelry, thrives on being 'pampered', wouldn't be caught dead going camping, thrift shopping, hates getting dirty, sweaty, exercise, TERRIFIED of NUDITY, WORSHIPS money; -best skills are facilitating release of "man-chowder"!! -thinks own body waste is un-odoriferous! a non-'hippie-chick'; a snob!

-never a 'deep' thinker, having only the most superficial of things to discuss. -most smart men are only able to 'deal' briefly, while getting the 'poison' ground out of them, then VANISH!! (aka: spo-oo-oo-oo-ky action)
john: i think i'd like to 'do' that big flashy blonde! bill: -thats' spooky action!!

thats' some spooky action over in the corner, i told that one babe i was a doctor!, i could smell the 'cave drip'

lets' work those spooks over at table 5, i bet we can get 'into gear' -thats' indeed some spo-oo-oo-oo-ky action!!
by michael foolsley June 28, 2011
mugGet the spooky actionmug.

pumped her up

get someone 'preg-o-not', or 'with child'
john pumped her up just before they took his money away
linda wanted him to pump her up
he knew he wouldn't pump her up, as he was dispensing 'blanks'
somebody pumped her up!
by michael foolsley August 30, 2010
mugGet the pumped her upmug.

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