michael foolsley's definitions
female arms being claimed by bulk ! , and beginning to look like tubular balloons (let's make some balloon animals !)
by michael foolsley August 30, 2023
Get the fight for her armsmug. wanting sex but being with someone who won't 'put out' until their demands are met, subliminally or otherwise!
jim was fighting with (name) and was being held hostage until her/his demands were met!
she would invariably hold jim hostage until her demands were met!
he hated being held hostage, while the flames were engulfing him!
she would invariably hold jim hostage until her demands were met!
he hated being held hostage, while the flames were engulfing him!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010
Get the held hostagemug. letting a sex partner know you have some 'wynn's friction-proofing' in your night stand!!
you will get the ky, astro-glide, etc!!
you will get the ky, astro-glide, etc!!
damn, i'm getting all toe' up!! i'll get the grease!
yow!, doin' my thing in the sahara! i'll get the grease!
YOU'RE HURTING ME!! -i'll get the grease!
yow!, doin' my thing in the sahara! i'll get the grease!
YOU'RE HURTING ME!! -i'll get the grease!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the i'll get the grease!mug. a pair of timberland boots for 'formal' occasions, without a speck of dirt on them, while keeping another 'soiled' pair for the "construction site"
i put on my dress tims and me an' johnny d went to foolsley's
that bitch asked me to wear my dress tims!
i wear my dress tims to church
that bitch asked me to wear my dress tims!
i wear my dress tims to church
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
Get the dress timsmug. doing the speed limit or LESS! in the (left or) passing lane!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!
that stupid ass has the passing lane blindness, what a dumb mother-fuck!! -might as well get out and walk!!
he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!
he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the passing lane blindnessmug. the ability or inability of the male to make intelligent decisions when sex is at stake. -to move 'shot', a form of blindness often sets in, possibly making one regret his actions or decisions.
john didn't exhibit much cock logic when he 'hit' the jenkins girl!
steve believed he couldn't 'cream' just anywhere, he always tried to use some kind of cock logic!
she was a 'mess-maker's dream', but still required some cock logic!
-there is very little cock logic available for the male when sex is involved!!
steve believed he couldn't 'cream' just anywhere, he always tried to use some kind of cock logic!
she was a 'mess-maker's dream', but still required some cock logic!
-there is very little cock logic available for the male when sex is involved!!
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
Get the cock logicmug. by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the highsman trophymug.