michael foolsley's definitions
STT a female crossing arms in front of breasts if cold or vulnerable. school girls (pre-backpacks) used to block glands with books
by michael foolsley December 7, 2009
Get the shield those titsmug. by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the fuck the rollsmug. rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'
that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'
that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
Get the jizz witchmug. ejaculate, ejaculation, material containing ones' 'genetic address' left on/in a spot, situation, or 'factory'
i made sure i didn't leave my business card with jenna
i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it
i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
i made sure to leave my business card with her/him/it
i tried not to leave my business card on her bed!!
by michael foolsley April 13, 2011
Get the leave my business cardmug. zealot, fanatic of ANY kind!!, who tries to force upon one; the 'my way or the highway' (or death!) attitude! -foaming at the mouth with their beliefs, a 'non-subscriber's' best policy is to RUN!!
there simply is NO retaliatory argument for dealing with these types! -they can only 'glom' with their own kind, due to their insanely 'logic' resistant beliefs...
there simply is NO retaliatory argument for dealing with these types! -they can only 'glom' with their own kind, due to their insanely 'logic' resistant beliefs...
the leader of the west side baptist church is a rabid dog!!
some politicians are rabid dogs!
jim is a rabid dog christian!, don't even let him get started 'preaching'!!
a rabid dog pulled up in a mercedes, the street promptly CLEARED!!
some politicians are rabid dogs!
jim is a rabid dog christian!, don't even let him get started 'preaching'!!
a rabid dog pulled up in a mercedes, the street promptly CLEARED!!
by michael foolsley June 5, 2011
Get the rabid dogmug. something 'tainted' and no longer 'holy'! impure is commonly used in the catholic church. i really like to use it as a more general term for something that is no longer unsullied,virgin,deflowered,dirty,wrecked/destroyed; generally no longer 'pure' -something that now is no longer 'holy'...
a guy crashed into my new car, and even with body work, it is now rendered impure!!
that person soiled my new (???) even after a cleaning; it is now impure!!
after stepping in dog flops, i couldn't help feeling my new TEVA sandals were rendered impure!
that person soiled my new (???) even after a cleaning; it is now impure!!
after stepping in dog flops, i couldn't help feeling my new TEVA sandals were rendered impure!
by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
Get the impuremug. john pumped her up just before they took his money away
linda wanted him to pump her up
he knew he wouldn't pump her up, as he was dispensing 'blanks'
somebody pumped her up!
linda wanted him to pump her up
he knew he wouldn't pump her up, as he was dispensing 'blanks'
somebody pumped her up!
by michael foolsley August 30, 2010
Get the pumped her upmug.