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grocery store ghost

someone near you in a grocery store, all a-jabber on a cell phone, you think someones' actually speaking to you!! -huh? whut? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
i heard voices while shopping, but it was a grocery store ghost
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
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got glorious

bask in the splendor of the situation (or 'get' glorious!)
joe undid her front closure "braw" and got glorious !!

they left the bluntsmans' with a delicious bag of 'skonk', went home and got glorious!

jeff got 'merged' in his car, then went to haulover beach and got glorious!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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doability

-measure of ones' sex appeal (-doug "greaseman" tracht)
that bitch has got 90% doability!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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dunged clean

defecation with little or no mess/clean-up. fairly rare, but extremely beneficial if in a hurry (aka-'wipeless shit')

(not spending a reasonable amount of time on clean-up 'whistles' for I.A.!! (irritated asshole) -some carry baby-wipes, i can't stand the smell!. (non-scented?)
i was delightfully surprised to be dunging clean

was in a hurry and was grateful to have dunged clean

counting on dunging clean is a mistake
by michael foolsley November 24, 2012
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transpo

any form of transportation: car, plane, motorcycle weed, lsd, sex, etc -anything that gets one from point a to point b!!
that bitch was QUALITY transpo!!

got me some new transpo!

lets' take my transpo! aint'snt got no transpo!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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nirvanic moment

the moment when a male KNOWS beyond any shadow of a doubt, hes' going to get sex!
a nirvanic moment is probably one the males' most blissful moments!!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
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park tocks

sit down -the placing of the buttocks onto some supportive surface, ie; chair, etc -take a 'load' off

all these years 'butt' has been a hardworking word! -shall we give 'tocks' a chance to 'shine'?
he invited the statuesque 'babe' to park tocks, but got 'huh'??'ed!

lets' go park tocks in foolsley's and proceed to get 'donk'!!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
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