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helmet or pixie

women's hair styles not quit touching the shoulder -'death' of the long, 'magnificent hair', jettisoning of long, maintenance times, appropriate for 'business'!!
julia couldn't decide whether to go helmet or pixie!

helmet or pixie hair is considered much more 'business specific'!
by michael foolsley December 13, 2010
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methane disciple

one who prays to/worships all that is the grand glory of farting!, the noise, the buttle massage, the smell, the reaction of the non-worshipper!! foods that promote gas!
john was in heaven! he had found a methane disciple who was female!

john was such a methane disciple he encouraged her to fart in his face!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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beer ejack

when your beer suddenly decides to foam up and over the bottle top, -whether a fresh beer or not! (fresh having the most 'vigor'!)

-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
eyeing beer suspiciously...one second! i think i'm in for a beer ejack!

my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to

'mop up'!!

a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
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going bad

the body muscles atrophying and turning to fat
used in medicine re: patient status ie: hes' going bad
rotting milk, fruit, vegetables
cheryl once had a perky butt, but upon looking in a mirror; realized it was going bad!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
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pay toilet

a toilet with a coin controlled door release. what kind of 'sicko' is responsible for fleecing people for money to shit?

i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!
what if you need to shit, but don't have change for the pay toilet?
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
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riding saturn's rings

distracted,out in space, or (slightly!!) high
i was riding saturn's rings on my dirt bike about the time the light changed and some guy framped at me (-thanks to those bastard traffic blinders!!)

-that chronic had me riding saturn's rings!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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oil of dung

the moisture in solid human 'waste' that gives it (poo) its' resistive, elastic powers. -that which impedes its turning to 'dust' and blowing away, like oklahoma in the 1930s -relative of grease, petrol
count on a 'grease release' to feature lots of oil of dung!

stepped on some dog flops and the oil of dung gave it great elasticity and removal resistance!
by michael foolsley March 1, 2010
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