michael foolsley's definitions

grocery store ghost

someone near you in a grocery store, all a-jabber on a cell phone, you think someones' actually speaking to you!! -huh? whut? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

i heard voices while shopping, but it was a grocery store ghost

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

unripe or spoiled

heard on prepackaged fruit commercial -can be used for deteriorating human parts, body parts 'going bad'

she looked in a mirror and was hoping she wasn't unripe or spoiled!

spending time in the gym helped keep him from getting unripe or spoiled

by michael foolsley March 13, 2010

dirt boo

terrible marijuana that has little taste or tastes like dirt!

really bad weed!

-don't EVEN feed me any more of that dirt boo,dude!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

frequent flyer miles to hell

response to 'jesus freak' and/or 'orthodox' christian

indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!

yeah, we'll i've already GOT frequent flyer miles to hell!!

you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

honing the knife

exercising to scare off 'bulk', ie: keep the 'edge on the knife', raise ones' 'bargaining power'

judy was out honing the knife for her general well being and of course; to perhaps attract customers!!

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

carbide lamp of life

cigarette -the all-important ever-present light/flame that helps them on their way!!

the carbide lamp of life would become tiresome, i'm sure!

by michael foolsley December 23, 2009

jiggle the handle

shaking toilet handle to re-seat float valve, avoidance of dealing with permanent fix for same. GREAT rock band name!!

i better go jiggle the god damn handle!

tonight me and duane are going to see jiggle the handle

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009