michael foolsley's definitions

christ's crappin' crotch

expression of frustration and gentle undeification of the deity

christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

vocal recoil

having a problem appreciating someones' singing or speaking voice

i really like the mike foolsley band, but that guys' voice puts me in vocal recoil!!

her bedroom voice was repellent, and put i in vocal recoil

by michael foolsley February 20, 2011

alco-load

excessive consumption of alcohol, near the point where the body nearly cannot process the alcohol, 'sloppy drunk' (similar to carbo load)

the frat rats were scared of that bad old 'boo', their plan/s was/were to alco-load!

alco-loading and alcohol was my friend's jesus!

by michael foolsley October 23, 2010

slabbers

those in the death business...undertakers, funeral homes, or perhaps M.E. pathologist, , e.t.c.

those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !

i've got the reaper stalking me, and the slabbers drooling !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !

that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !

by michael foolsley March 16, 2024

scary quiet

not hearing expected 'normal' noise from a situation.

NOTHING scares parents more than when they don't hear any noise emanating from wherever their punk offspring are 'playing'. they'll be up in a 'heartbeat' to check, upon hearing too much quiet!!

mysterious lack of usual 'normal' sonic pollution

its' scary quiet today! my townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer that drives the over-powered land yacht must not be around!!

it was scary quiet in the jones' play room, the industrial production agent went in to check!

it was scary quiet until the drunken "rednecks" showed up and began loudly pontificating!!

by michael foolsley October 27, 2012

old fashioned sperming

sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.

i could use me an old fashioned sperming

joe was going to get he an old fashioned sperming

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

close encounter of the third kind

an experience with a human that is so bizarre one might as well be dealing with an alien.

when i was dealing with those liberals, it was a definite close encounter of the third kind...

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009