michael foolsley's definitions

homeless person's law

a "homeless person's" sign can only say 'god bless' it CANNOT say, 'god bless YOU'!!

space alien seeking $$ -god bless! is an example of homeless person's law

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

lets' all get sloppy fat

goal for the more patriotic american

i've got an idea, we've all all been working for 'change' but can't do anything about anything so, lets' all get sloppy fat!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

bundle down

removing tons of clothes; ones' 'eskimo suit'

-this time of year, (nov.) we are hearing phrases like, 'wintry' and 'bundle up'...when spring 'rolls', (OR travel time!) i like to think about bundling DOWN!! -especially when heading to the nude beach!!

'kissed off' that killer snow, flew down to haulover beach and preceded to bundle down!

wendy couldn't wait to BUNDLE DOWN! she HATED wearing clothing!!

contrary to shopping and fashion, she loved to bundle down!!

in the south of france, many folks like to bundle down!!

by michael foolsley November 17, 2011

head jail

the concept of self imprisonment, ie: in a cell inside ones' own head.......

john could have cracked that crotch but he was in head jail

judy could have gone to the nude beach, but she was in head jail

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

neighborhood sorehead

the one neighbor or party living around you sure to stink on one thing or another that you do...(loud music, parking of car/s, barking dog/s, "junk" cars,...on & on!!) -this can pretty much apply 'globally' too, ie: al-queda could be the neighborhood sorehead!

it can work in reverse too, where YOU can be the neighborhood sorehead, if YOU have these above things torturing YOU!! -in a "community" a certain degree of 'civility' does apply, and goes a long way!!

show me a place without a neighborhood sorehead, and i'll show you a perfect world!!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

blind contract

marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.

he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

peeing out of my buttle

diarrhea (-self explanatory!)

damn, mixing those sweet cohols didn't work too well...i was peeing out of my buttle! (butt hole)

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009