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a radical departure from the fast food 'tub' , or 55 gallon drum of soft drink (ie: "ultra gulp")
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept
requesting this at a fast food place definitely proves a 'foreign' concept
my dutch friends were horrified at all the sloppy fat americans, i told them to be sure an ask for an extra small drink when at a fast food place...
the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !
get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!
the order taker looked at me like i was INSANE! , when i requested an extra small drink @ michael and donald's !
get you a TANK of soft drink @ michael and donald's! , NOT an extra small drink ! , let's BULK UP !!
by michael foolsley July 11, 2022
Get the extra small drink mug.a phrase coined by some dutch visitors to the states, which is a reference to the particularly sorry state here of "sloppy FAT" (A.K.A. = protoplasm "challenged") unlike any other country in the world, remaining a continuing source of horrification for visitors from any other nations!
of course, fat acceptance is becoming 'normal' now, despite the opinions of most medical doctors (ie: 400lbs = the 'NEW' 150lbs!!) -get your clothes made by omar the tent maker !!
of course, fat acceptance is becoming 'normal' now, despite the opinions of most medical doctors (ie: 400lbs = the 'NEW' 150lbs!!) -get your clothes made by omar the tent maker !!
dutch visitor- how do you suppose they grow 'em so large ?? (response) not sure! , that's American fat !!
let's get us the "super size" meal and 'drum' of soft drink ! right! , let's get American fat !!
let's get us the "super size" meal and 'drum' of soft drink ! right! , let's get American fat !!
by michael foolsley July 12, 2022
Get the American fat mug.a sad homage to overpopulation, that can be stated when in a "sardine" type situation ( ie: crowds, traffic, TOO SMALL venues, e.t.c. (live music venues that have everything but SPACE!)
the statement can be finished ('garnished') with: everybody's making MORE, except crazy (title/name HERE)
the statement can be finished ('garnished') with: everybody's making MORE, except crazy (title/name HERE)
did you hear?, jan is PREGGERS! (Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies!...shakes head sadly !)
there can NEVER be enough humans, YES!, Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies!
the body makers @ U.D. HATED my statement: Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies! !!
there can NEVER be enough humans, YES!, Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies!
the body makers @ U.D. HATED my statement: Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies! !!
by michael foolsley July 15, 2022
Get the Bodies!, Bodies!, Bodies! mug.the sense that fecal material will need to be expelled at some point in the near future, but that the material is not yet formed enough to be born
" i might have to wait a little while before i embark on that long car drive. i believe i feel a fetal turd heartbeat "
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !
i'm "preggers" with a fetal turd !
by michael foolsley July 22, 2022
Get the fetal turd mug.the assumption by marketeers, many politicians, and other slickee PEOPLE, that EVERYBODY is the "goose that laid the golden egg" !!
two thousand dollars a month for a two-bedroom apt ??...where's all this money supposed to come from ?
i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?
jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)
i'm already working 12hrs a day, six days a week at slave wages!, where's all this money supposed to come from ?
jim "pumped up" jane ! , he was wondering: where's all this money supposed to come from ? (while trying to get the $250,000 ! needed for age zero~18...)
by michael foolsley July 23, 2022
Get the where's all this money supposed to come from ? mug.damn! , NO entertainment ! , might as well go out for a run!
PBS NOW (post covid) specializes in NO entertainment !
499 channels and NOTHING is on ! yeah, those police shows leave me cold! NO entertainment ! (and i DON'T want to buy a goddamn NEW CAR !!) i have a nice, "skin pastry bag" to sell THEM !!
PBS NOW (post covid) specializes in NO entertainment !
499 channels and NOTHING is on ! yeah, those police shows leave me cold! NO entertainment ! (and i DON'T want to buy a goddamn NEW CAR !!) i have a nice, "skin pastry bag" to sell THEM !!
by michael foolsley July 24, 2022
Get the no entertainment mug."having" a shit, that creates a MESS in the 'tocks, requiring MANY MINUTES of sanitation (cleaning) work and MILES of "terlit" paper! taking MUCH MORE time to 'clean' than a "wipeless" shit !! the quickest , easiest (and most sensible) fixes are WATER !!
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
(if NOT on the f**kng JOB!) via shower or bidet (preferred , if outside uncivilized 'merca !!)
if one has the misfortune of walking the rest of the day, too much "residue" has the effect of "whistling" for I.A. (irritated asshole) the 'tocks serving as a 'grinder' , rubbing it in the skin!
always have envied the way it just drops off a dog's "buttle" ! you CAN'T "wipe" a 'nugget' !! ("dingleberry" ? )
let's GO doug !! -going to be a while ! , i just 'blew' a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
i was late for work , due to "having" a messy one !
i gave 'birth' at work, but it was a messy one !!
by michael foolsley August 3, 2022
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