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god of sex

the imaginary god who grants you a 'taste' at his/her/its' leisure. -what remains in the background chuckling to itself whether you 'strike big' or not. if you are/were a good little 'person' perhaps the god of sex will grant YOU a 'taste'!!
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jen, i saw you with muscles mcfoolsley last night? did you get a treatment...-yes, thanks to the god of sex!!!

the god of sex greenlit me with rosanna last night, i almost 'tacked out on that!!!!
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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jersey the toilet

a one finger salute from a marylander who spent five years living in new jersey. nothing (and/or no one) takes more undeserved abuse than new jersey!! -i found many, many, beautiful places and great people!, -very few guidos!! folks were largely really nice to me!! -let me cordially invite those who think jersey is a shit-hole, to go have sex with themselves!!
rolled down RT95 and saw a shit-pit, jersey the toilet!

lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!

very few things piss me off like people ragging on new

jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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mammarian follower

aficionado of the female breast, lover of 'tits, etc
that ho-hum looking redhead hooked duane with her large chest, duane was a mammarian follower!!

if it had a large chest, steve would be hooked!, he was a mammarian follower...!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
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highsman trophy

trophy given to the most dedicated, hardworking, industrial, creative 'hophead' of the krewe!
john was magic last week, he should get the highsman trophy! -no poop pard!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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passing lane blindness

doing the speed limit or LESS! in the (left or) passing lane!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!
that stupid ass has the passing lane blindness, what a dumb mother-fuck!! -might as well get out and walk!!

he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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cock logic

the ability or inability of the male to make intelligent decisions when sex is at stake. -to move 'shot', a form of blindness often sets in, possibly making one regret his actions or decisions.
john didn't exhibit much cock logic when he 'hit' the jenkins girl!

steve believed he couldn't 'cream' just anywhere, he always tried to use some kind of cock logic!

she was a 'mess-maker's dream', but still required some cock logic!

-there is very little cock logic available for the male when sex is involved!!
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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i'll get the grease!

letting a sex partner know you have some 'wynn's friction-proofing' in your night stand!!

you will get the ky, astro-glide, etc!!
damn, i'm getting all toe' up!! i'll get the grease!

yow!, doin' my thing in the sahara! i'll get the grease!

YOU'RE HURTING ME!! -i'll get the grease!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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