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upon releasing a nice belch, up and down wiggling / waggling of the tongue, to create a turkey-like sound.
can be a seasonal belch, but always a 'hit' with the females!!, a sure winner in the pick-up bar!! -every smart man knows females LOVE a nice belch!!
can be a seasonal belch, but always a 'hit' with the females!!, a sure winner in the pick-up bar!! -every smart man knows females LOVE a nice belch!!
i won over that spooky electric blond with a nice gobble gobble belch
the gobble gobble belch is the best for attracting females!!
jan: he could belch like a slob, but his gobble gobble belch was pure art!!, i took him home and provided a righteous tumble!!
the gobble gobble belch is the best for attracting females!!
jan: he could belch like a slob, but his gobble gobble belch was pure art!!, i took him home and provided a righteous tumble!!
by michael foolsley January 16, 2011
Get the gobble gobble belch mug.obligatory centrifuge one finds themselves on after getting "drunked up" -the rotating voice informing one, 'ITS' PUKING TIME, DUDE!!' -arrival of the knowledge its' time for one to find a 'safe' place to puke!!
dean thought he was going to end the night 'clean', until it became clear he had the deadly spins!!
judy has just bared her tits and was dancing, when she became damned by the deadly spins!!
judy has just bared her tits and was dancing, when she became damned by the deadly spins!!
by michael foolsley January 25, 2010
Get the deadly spins mug.my dentist's new hygienist got sucklingly close to my face with her huge bazooms, giving me the spermers' BA-LEWS!!
his crank was sucklingly close to his/her lips!!
the statuesque human came sucklingly close to the DNA prisoner!
his crank was sucklingly close to his/her lips!!
the statuesque human came sucklingly close to the DNA prisoner!
by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
Get the sucklingly close mug.masturbation; i.e. politically and monetarily unaffected sexual act!!
-sex unaffected by male/female (or otherwise!)
personal, physical or societal attitudes, 'laws', flaws, skills, capabilities or 'clause' (not to mention MONEY!!)
-sex unaffected by male/female (or otherwise!)
personal, physical or societal attitudes, 'laws', flaws, skills, capabilities or 'clause' (not to mention MONEY!!)
he finished 'negotiations' with himself, and soon was having ungoverned sex!!
buying her dinner, then experiencing 'political struggles' re: sex, john just gave up; and went home for some ungoverned sex
she had ungoverned sex with herself, no prophos, no birth control, no politics, no bullshit; -just simple ungoverned sex!!
buying her dinner, then experiencing 'political struggles' re: sex, john just gave up; and went home for some ungoverned sex
she had ungoverned sex with herself, no prophos, no birth control, no politics, no bullshit; -just simple ungoverned sex!!
by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
Get the ungoverned sex mug.prison, jail, lock-up; confinement and isolation from the general public, preventing potential 'stink-on' of others.
(redundant for "victimless crime", like smoking of marijuana)
(redundant for "victimless crime", like smoking of marijuana)
the 'hard-core' were out to cage up those smoking 'muggles', instead of drinking martinis!
the prosecutor was determined to cage up the asshole that stank on the bodega clerk!
they should cage up that rabid dog minister!!
the prosecutor was determined to cage up the asshole that stank on the bodega clerk!
they should cage up that rabid dog minister!!
by michael foolsley June 17, 2011
Get the cage up mug.i heard my neighbor saying, 'upsy daisy bage' i was like, what the fuck!?
upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!
upsy daisy is something generally said around babies or kids! -how DIVINE to humanize a bag of garbage!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the upsy daisy bage mug.a one finger salute from a marylander who spent five years living in new jersey. nothing (and/or no one) takes more undeserved abuse than new jersey!! -i found many, many, beautiful places and great people!, -very few guidos!! folks were largely really nice to me!! -let me cordially invite those who think jersey is a shit-hole, to go have sex with themselves!!
rolled down RT95 and saw a shit-pit, jersey the toilet!
lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!
very few things piss me off like people ragging on new
jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!
lets' cut a flop on jersey, yeah! jersey the toilet!
very few things piss me off like people ragging on new
jersey...yeah!, we'll FUCK YOU! jersey the toilet!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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