michael foolsley's definitions
removing tons of clothes; ones' 'eskimo suit'
-this time of year, (nov.) we are hearing phrases like, 'wintry' and 'bundle up'...when spring 'rolls', (OR travel time!) i like to think about bundling DOWN!! -especially when heading to the nude beach!!
-this time of year, (nov.) we are hearing phrases like, 'wintry' and 'bundle up'...when spring 'rolls', (OR travel time!) i like to think about bundling DOWN!! -especially when heading to the nude beach!!
'kissed off' that killer snow, flew down to haulover beach and preceded to bundle down!
wendy couldn't wait to BUNDLE DOWN! she HATED wearing clothing!!
contrary to shopping and fashion, she loved to bundle down!!
in the south of france, many folks like to bundle down!!
wendy couldn't wait to BUNDLE DOWN! she HATED wearing clothing!!
contrary to shopping and fashion, she loved to bundle down!!
in the south of france, many folks like to bundle down!!
by michael foolsley November 17, 2011

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

statement indicating potential departure, time to leave, prelude to transport, potential point 'a' to point 'b'
from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'
(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)
from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'
(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

art consisting of remnant/s of previously consumed food usually found in/on a water-filled porcelain canvas... ie: SHIT!! (doug tracht, "the greaseman")
i just stepped in a dogs' intestinal sculpture, and about gagged!!
just layed a 'loaf' that was some definite intestinal sculpture!!
'baby' wouldn't eat my intestinal sculpture!
just layed a 'loaf' that was some definite intestinal sculpture!!
'baby' wouldn't eat my intestinal sculpture!
by michael foolsley June 4, 2011

defecation
-of the extremely messy, viscous variety. resists any but major cleaning attempts, laughs at toilet paper
-of the extremely messy, viscous variety. resists any but major cleaning attempts, laughs at toilet paper
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

a protoplasmatic "challenged person" (fat person) whose body has been 'claimed' by a mass of useless "bulk" , usually from a poor diet and/or lack of exercise. this is considered patriotic here in america, where " fat is where it's at !"
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !
(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!
can also be used as: 'claimed'
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !
(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!
can also be used as: 'claimed'
seen jan lately ? no, have you ? yes! , she's now claimed by bulk !
lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !
he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !
she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !
lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !
he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !
she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !
by michael foolsley November 20, 2020
