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bundle down

removing tons of clothes; ones' 'eskimo suit'

-this time of year, (nov.) we are hearing phrases like, 'wintry' and 'bundle up'...when spring 'rolls', (OR travel time!) i like to think about bundling DOWN!! -especially when heading to the nude beach!!
'kissed off' that killer snow, flew down to haulover beach and preceded to bundle down!

wendy couldn't wait to BUNDLE DOWN! she HATED wearing clothing!!

contrary to shopping and fashion, she loved to bundle down!!

in the south of france, many folks like to bundle down!!
by michael foolsley November 17, 2011
mugGet the bundle downmug.

dogology

experience training dogs. i once saw this on a resume
got me a Ph.d in dogology
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
mugGet the dogologymug.

are you ready, boots?

statement indicating potential departure, time to leave, prelude to transport, potential point 'a' to point 'b'

from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'

(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)
lets' hit the pickup bar, are you ready, boots?

are you ready boots?, START WALKIN'!! (saxophone)
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
mugGet the are you ready, boots?mug.

yellowcupping

i better pass on that muggle bra i gotta do some yellowcupping soon.
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
mugGet the yellowcuppingmug.

intestinal sculpture

art consisting of remnant/s of previously consumed food usually found in/on a water-filled porcelain canvas... ie: SHIT!! (doug tracht, "the greaseman")
i just stepped in a dogs' intestinal sculpture, and about gagged!!

just layed a 'loaf' that was some definite intestinal sculpture!!

'baby' wouldn't eat my intestinal sculpture!
by michael foolsley June 4, 2011
mugGet the intestinal sculpturemug.

grease release

defecation

-of the extremely messy, viscous variety. resists any but major cleaning attempts, laughs at toilet paper
damn, out of time and i've dunged a grease release!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
mugGet the grease releasemug.

claimed by bulk

a protoplasmatic "challenged person" (fat person) whose body has been 'claimed' by a mass of useless "bulk" , usually from a poor diet and/or lack of exercise. this is considered patriotic here in america, where " fat is where it's at !"
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !

(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!

can also be used as: 'claimed'
seen jan lately ? no, have you ? yes! , she's now claimed by bulk !

lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !

he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !

she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !
by michael foolsley November 20, 2020
mugGet the claimed by bulkmug.

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