michael foolsley's definitions
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the babys headmug. study and science of a people sociologically, grammatically, linguistically, and/or spiritually "challenged"; specializing on those who are out and out ignorant. ie; those not caring whether they are "smart", or even worse; those who are sure they are! (science of the not so fully developed brain!)
why do you like to speak like a fucking redneck john? -didn't you know? i mastered in advanced cretinism!! -oh, sorry!!
they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.
one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!
they say ignorance is bliss, and truth is pain, in my studies of advanced cretinism, many would scoff at this notion.
one of my books on advanced cretinism has been NOT PUBLISHED!!
by michael foolsley February 8, 2010
Get the advanced cretinismmug. state of eye-rolling back bliss for the stomach upon eating some kind of food prepared in an extraordinary manner. this state can "pert near" smoke a sexual orgasm! of course, the taste buds do play somewhat of a part in this, as they partner with the stomach to administer the 'swoon'.
"The way to a man's (probably woman's, too!) heart is through the stomach!" -this "old wive tale" makes me go, huh?? to this day; but does hold a bit of truth when eating some magic food. -a whole lot safer and cleaner too, politically as well as health-wise than sex. -we old people 'get-off' via the stomach, seeing how sex is either unavailable and/or such a pandora's box!!
"The way to a man's (probably woman's, too!) heart is through the stomach!" -this "old wive tale" makes me go, huh?? to this day; but does hold a bit of truth when eating some magic food. -a whole lot safer and cleaner too, politically as well as health-wise than sex. -we old people 'get-off' via the stomach, seeing how sex is either unavailable and/or such a pandora's box!!
barry block parked the dump truck, got him a turd on a roll; n' had him a gut orgasm!
celestina had some broccoli flavored tofu and had herself a gut orgasm
mike foolsley had him some dark chaw clit (chocolate) n' hadda him a gut orgasm!
celestina had some broccoli flavored tofu and had herself a gut orgasm
mike foolsley had him some dark chaw clit (chocolate) n' hadda him a gut orgasm!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
Get the gut orgasmmug. ejaculate ! the CURSE of the male!, which serves as it's primary focus, damning the male to HELL!
not being published, jeff went off to 'touch himself' and move slop, with the help of NO ONE !
WHAT kind of "loving god" designs a creature which CONSTANTLY must move slop ??
"ungoverned sex" can help the "challenged" move slop
not being published, jeff went off to 'touch himself' and move slop, with the help of NO ONE !
WHAT kind of "loving god" designs a creature which CONSTANTLY must move slop ??
"ungoverned sex" can help the "challenged" move slop
john had spent a lifetime "burning in hell" trying to move slop
he couldn't believe he/she was willing to help him move slop !
he couldn't believe he/she was willing to help him move slop !
by michael foolsley May 28, 2022
Get the move slopmug. motivator for the currency-challenged, taking notice of the potential of money dispense, possible aphrodisiac
in the early 1900s, residents of the south got a whiff of money from chicago.
in the thirties and forties, many got a whiff of money from washington dc, and proceded to suckle the government teat!
judy cashdollar got a whiff of money from the rolex 'ordinary' joe barnes was wearing at the pick-up bar.
jim got a whiff of money from the potential new employer
she got a whiff of money and got 'moist'
in the thirties and forties, many got a whiff of money from washington dc, and proceded to suckle the government teat!
judy cashdollar got a whiff of money from the rolex 'ordinary' joe barnes was wearing at the pick-up bar.
jim got a whiff of money from the potential new employer
she got a whiff of money and got 'moist'
by michael foolsley August 11, 2010
Get the whiff of moneymug. the terrible state of choosing between paying bills etc, or getting tattoos...ie: no money to complete or add to tattoo/s, fucking broke!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the tat limbomug. the 'cold' response from a lesbian, when approached by a hetrosexual male suddenly, icicles appear everywhere...
(can be useful for a hetro woman dealing with a "lesser" or "undesirable" , hetro male !)
(can be useful for a hetro woman dealing with a "lesser" or "undesirable" , hetro male !)
mick tried to chat up a 'bird', but received the lesbo frosties !
go talk to her!, i did, she gave me the lesbo frosties !!
i don't think she's big on men! , she gave me the lesbo frosties!
go talk to her!, i did, she gave me the lesbo frosties !!
i don't think she's big on men! , she gave me the lesbo frosties!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2021
Get the lesbo frostiesmug.