commuter claw

arm bent in permanent 'c' shape from constant holding of cell phone to ear, ie: medical condition

there are a lot of cases of that commuter claw beginning to appear...

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

bust on the clock

live hard, die young, leave a pretty corpse

dave the coke dealer was going to bust on the clock
she knew she'd never get old, she was going to bust on the clock
he'd rather bust on the clock, than get old and rotten

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

with the money tree

at work, at the 'source', with the 'mother', suckling of the 'teat', harvesting of the 'fruit'

i was with the money tree, while my wife was grrriiinding some 'strange'!

john once was with the money tree, now he was stoplight panhandling.

call girl jess was once with the money tree, then lost her 'treasures'

by michael foolsley April 10, 2011

hop up heaven

place to go and smoke weed, perhaps more than one variety

lets' go up to jay's room, thats' hop up heaven!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

disposable information

information that has an extremely short life span, then ends up in the mental "landfill"

tiger woods situation has become disposable information

my locker combination is now disposable information

her favorite color has now become disposable information!

by michael foolsley December 30, 2009

reverse atm machine

gas pump; concept of money being sucked up as quickly as it can be dispensed. -some have suggested putting more atms in gas stations, right at the pump!!

my fucking chariot is HUNGRY AGAIN!!. i just LEFT the reverse atm machine!!

i'm going to have to ditch this land yacht, i'm doing too much camping at the reverse atm machine!!

by michael foolsley March 30, 2011

slop tub

a fat person -i first heard slop tub from my poor, dead momma who was a kansan plains woman. -apparently pigs will eat any damn thing (including a turd) a slop tub is a big container into which basic garbage/food scraps are/is thrown.

-most larger people do not get fat from eating heads of lettuce and radishes...

that big lady is sloppy fat! yeah! shes' a real slop tub!!

by michael foolsley November 19, 2009