Definitions by michael foolsley
god's golf partner
EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -a pretty serious, 'certified' "little jesus", if hes'/shes' 'big' enough to play golf with god!!!
that mike foolsley thinks hes' god's golf partner!
he thinks he god's golf partner, thats' why that bitch 'took him on'!!
he thinks he god's golf partner, thats' why that bitch 'took him on'!!
god's golf partner by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
little jesus
EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -someone who thinks their body waste smells like Chanel #5 !! (and/or they can 'walk on water'!!)
that killer biker has 'little jesus' written on his tit!!
my boss has the little jesus thing going!!
he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!
my boss has the little jesus thing going!!
he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!
little jesus by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
drink my puke
another way of saying 'go fuck yourself' while indicating the individual might be 'making you sick' as well!!
drink my puke by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
weary of sex
specific to 'older' males!! -the soul possessing need for sex easing up a bit (just a bit!!) upon approaching "old age"
the ability to pass by a statuesque female without making a fool of oneself trying to get an 'E' ticket, and/or the 'keys to the kingdom'
the ability to pass by a statuesque female without making a fool of oneself trying to get an 'E' ticket, and/or the 'keys to the kingdom'
john was weary of sex, he decided to stay home and 'strike off'!!
he was tired of taking a beating trying to get sex!! ;-in essence, he was weary of sex!!
he was tired of taking a beating trying to get sex!! ;-in essence, he was weary of sex!!
weary of sex by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
strike off
male masturbation -the parallel of striking a match against a rough surface to get a flame.
i just thought of this concept and remain totally puzzled why a brit hadn't thought of it??? -whats up witchoo guys??, thought you guys invented the language!? (just 'screwing' with you!!!)
i just thought of this concept and remain totally puzzled why a brit hadn't thought of it??? -whats up witchoo guys??, thought you guys invented the language!? (just 'screwing' with you!!!)
joe couldn't get a 'taste' so he was forced to 'strike off'
there was no one to help john out, so he ended up striking off!
there was no one to help john out, so he ended up striking off!
strike off by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
keys to the kingdom
judy gave me the 'keys to the kingdom' then made a mess of me!!
she gave him the keys to the kingdom, his joy was indescribable!
she knew she was going to 'get off'!! he gave her the keys to the kingdom!
she gave him the keys to the kingdom, his joy was indescribable!
she knew she was going to 'get off'!! he gave her the keys to the kingdom!
keys to the kingdom by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
mess in my rump
just blew a 'bad dung', now i've got a mess in my rump!
don't know about this walking upright, this 'bad dung' has left a mess in my rump!
('rump' is SUCH a laughably goofy word!!)
don't know about this walking upright, this 'bad dung' has left a mess in my rump!
('rump' is SUCH a laughably goofy word!!)
mess in my rump by michael foolsley December 30, 2009