Definitions by michael foolsley
mental tattoo
*self explanatory*, non-disposable knowledge! -bad or good etchings, (present, past, or possibly future...) on the malleable human mind. these could include: death/s, birth/s, divorce/s, non-disposable interaction of quality with other humans, assorted tragedy/s, etc...
these are the memories which we will carry to the grave!, (-like the time you got fucked so vigorously you wanted to cry for your mama!, but it still was glorious!!)
these are the memories which we will carry to the grave!, (-like the time you got fucked so vigorously you wanted to cry for your mama!, but it still was glorious!!)
my memories of that car crash will remain a mental tattoo!!
she ground the poison out of me with vigor, it shall forever be a mental tattoo!!
that sex party was never again re-created, everyone got off; and it shall forever remain a mental tattoo!!
she got off like a fireworks finale, a mental tattoo i will never forget!!
she ground the poison out of me with vigor, it shall forever be a mental tattoo!!
that sex party was never again re-created, everyone got off; and it shall forever remain a mental tattoo!!
she got off like a fireworks finale, a mental tattoo i will never forget!!
mental tattoo by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
phone booth
an actual glass enclosed telephone "booth" about 7'X3'X3' designed for having a 'private' conversation?? the fancier ones actually had a little seat, a switchable light/fan combo, and a small writing desk. sometimes i mourn for these when some ass-sucker (so sorry!!, VIP!) is all a-babble two feet from me on a 'soul' (cell) phone.
he stepped into the phone booth to ditch the police.
while talking to elizabeth, he affixed his gum to the bottom of the phone booth seat.
we were feeding slugs to the phone booth, then whapping the 'coin return' to get free calls.
while talking to elizabeth, he affixed his gum to the bottom of the phone booth seat.
we were feeding slugs to the phone booth, then whapping the 'coin return' to get free calls.
phone booth by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
pay toilet
a toilet with a coin controlled door release. what kind of 'sicko' is responsible for fleecing people for money to shit?
i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!
i've crawled under or over a pay toilet stall with gusto!! -FUCK YOU!!, pay toilet hustlers!!!
pay toilet by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
'taste'
it became clear john was going to get a 'taste' that night
the two humans connected, and soon, each were swapping a 'taste'
(name) & (name) finished their bargaining, and it was time for a 'taste'!!
the two humans connected, and soon, each were swapping a 'taste'
(name) & (name) finished their bargaining, and it was time for a 'taste'!!
'taste' by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
taster's choice
john liked a creme horn more than pie, this was his taster's choice!
sidney's taster's choice steered her to hard bodies
rulanthra taster's choice required a gay fat person for sex.
sidney's taster's choice steered her to hard bodies
rulanthra taster's choice required a gay fat person for sex.
taster's choice by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
turd on a roll
"meat" loaded with chemicals (to insure freshness!) sold at convenience store. AKA: shit sandwich (or "sammich") -NOT FINE FRENCH CUISINE!!! ie: catch 'the' cancer here!!
i parked the dump truck and gotted me a turd on a roll and 'ultra' gulp!!
had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!
had too much air in my guts, ah needed me a turd on a roll!!
turd on a roll by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
you like it, it likes you!
statement on ancient 7-up bottle (the 7 oz guys) -funny thing...-thats just the relationship i have with my cannabis!!
you like it, it likes you! by michael foolsley January 13, 2010