michael chi's definitions

effin

a way to say "fucking" so you won't get in trouble.

Tata: i got an A+ on my Biology test!
Anna: thats effin fantastic!!
Tata: No! you are!!
Anna: dontuuchmeee!!
Tata: ok
Anna: ok
Tata: bye
Anna: bye

by michael chi October 25, 2006

heart-boner

To be overly joyed and extremely excited...in the chest.

Chi: I just saw the dark knight.

Aadhie: so?

Chi: I...I..I got a Heart-boner!

Aadhie: What the crazy?...What did you get?

Chi: a HEEEAAARTT-BOOOONNEERRR!

Aadhie: dontuuchmee!

by michael chi October 13, 2008

tundra

A treeless area between the icecap and the tree line of Arctic regions, having a permanently frozen subsoil and supporting low-growing vegetation such as lichens, mosses, and stunted shrubs.

peter: "look bill its tom"
bill: "what the heck..whats he doin on that tundra!!?"
peter: "i...i...dont know?"

by michael chi December 2, 2005

Dontuuchmeee

Telling another individual not to touch you, for no apparent reason. This exclamation is usually said in an extremely fast fashion.

Chris: How was your weekend, Michael?
Michael: DONTUUCHMEEE!
Chris: Huh?
Michael: DONTUUCHMEEE!
Chris: You motherclucker what the HECK are you talking about?
Michael: DONTUUCHMEEE!
Chris: Alright, I'm leaving.
Michael: NO DONTUUCHMEEE!
Chris: Alright bye.
Michael: DONTUUCHMEEE... YES!!!

by Michael Chi October 17, 2006

terrain

1. An area of land; ground:
2. A particular geographic area; a region:
3. The surface features of an area of land; topography

Ex: I climbed a tree to view the surrounding terrain.
Ex: there is a guide who knows this terrain well.

by michael chi December 28, 2005

what the crazy

a way to say crazy with more of a emphasis on crazy and said with negativity.

Michael: look at the dead possom!
Kevin: What the crazy!!

by michael chi October 20, 2006

motherclucker

a synonym for motherfucker.

jaime: you are such the motherclucker.
michael: no I am not, just because i'm gay.
jaime: yeah but you did alex's mom and she is actually a guy.
michael: ok then, therefore I am both gay and a motherclucker.
jaime: that is affirmative.

by Michael Chi November 29, 2005