michael's definitions

bummed

Someone (or something) that has been "got at" by a bummer. Past tense of bumming.

Clarence was bummed repeatedly by the bigger boys when he failed to give them his lunch money, or when they felt like bumming him for laughts.

by Michael April 15, 2004

ManFanny

When a guy puts his cock between his legs and pretends to have a fanny

Look at Steve he is doing the manfanny

by Michael October 20, 2004

Szalam

This word comes from the name of a generic magician. It's also the sound old Batman and Robin made when they attacked people.
It's also a nickname for someone named Michael James Alexander Szalapski, see chivalry

Batman punches a bad guy, "SZALAM" comes up on the screen.

by Michael November 12, 2004

gringo rape

Fucking a white girl with out her wanting it.

Dude the reason i am here is that my mom was gringo raped.

by michael October 27, 2003

mother palm and her five daughters

The art of female masturbation

"Wheres Trinizzle?" "oh she's playing with mother palm and her five daughters."

by Michael August 11, 2004

Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German

Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!

by Michael December 7, 2021

Muffin Man

see "muffinman"

see "muffinman"

by michael April 21, 2003