michael's definitions

Apple Picking in the Black Forest

another term for fisting, but specifically when everyone is German

Oh Angela? She loves apple picking in the Black Forest. I should set you two up!

by Michael December 7, 2021

jacol

masturbating a gay or a girl

hoy! jacolin mo ako.

by michael August 17, 2003

Cunt lips

Also known as ‘vulval lips’. The outer lips are usually fleshy, and the inner lips are usually thin but, like every other part of the body, they come in all shapes and sizes. In some women, the inner lips are completely enclosed by the outer lips. However the inner lips are more sensitive than the out lips.

Can also be used as a greeting.

Walking into a room of people, spotting the bitch and saying "Alrite cunt lips!"

by Michael February 26, 2005

kicks

footwear, particulary sneakers

Check these new kicks I got at Foot Locker.

by Michael November 5, 2003

;x

Most commonly used by Michael/Sypher/Gogo(AIM).

Look at that, Newbie Tom is using ";x", how new can he get?

by Michael December 16, 2003

Noel Gallagher

A self-righteous moron so f***in full of himself that he couldn't even stop for 5 freakin seconds to take a picture when I met him in Harrods this summer. Still leads a great band though, and has written and sung some of the best songs in rock. Had I met Liam instead, it probably would've come to a ruck.

Me: "Noel, couldn't I possibly take a five-second wasting picture with you pretty pretty please with sugar and the Beatles on top?"
Noel: "No." (Walks off)
Me: (thinks) "Bastard."

by Michael December 7, 2003

Videonow

Is a a portable video player

I have a videonow to watch

by Michael May 13, 2005