michael's definitions

teleconference

A method utilized by corporations to escalate bureaucracy.

Let's schedule a teleconference to discuss how we can more efficiently schedule teleconferences

by michael February 23, 2005

forrealz

a tight-ass slang term for "for real?" without the gay use of proper grammar.

This kid: You want some of this sammich?

That kid: forrealz?

by Michael April 12, 2004

King Karma

A killer Rock band.

King Karma rocks!

by Michael August 7, 2003

m.i.l.f

mother.id.like.to.fuck

his mom is a m.i.l.f

by michael October 7, 2003

Pennsylvania Tractor Pull

A Pennsylvania tractor pull is when a dude is on his knees doggy style and is balls deep inside the woman of his choice, and she decides to flip the “in control role” and clinches her ass cheeks together and with his dick stuck deep in her ass, she starts pulling him around like a pet owner being dragged by his dog.

-Boz

Michael was on his knees balls deep doggystyle inside the woman he loved , Desiree, and was dominating her! Desiree finally had enough and wanted to switch up the roles, and with a quick clench of the buttox, Desiree had Michael on his knees following her around like an owner being dragged by its dog! THAT is a Pennsylvania Tractor Pull

by Michael June 15, 2018

11:11

a person who sees the synchronicity in coincidence, usually through the repeated observance of the time and number, 11:11 (1111), though other numbers can be substituted for fixation.

a member of a growing phenomenon of people who fixate on the number 11:11, while believing it fixates on them. usually starts as a personal obsession, before finding out they are not alone in their number preference, or its preference for them.

"i keep seeing 11:11 on the clock!"

by michael December 15, 2004

skillet

one's personal space, often used synonymously with grill

You're all up in my skillet, yo.

by Michael November 17, 2004