michaeL's definitions

Borange

The name of a song (sung prior to 1015AD) a Hebrew mother sings to her doaughter before the daughters wedding night.

The borange sung was emotional, deep with slight humuor and zest

by Michael January 6, 2005

shitbanger

A man who butt fucks another man in a gay act.

You have to dads one of them is a shitbanger.

by michael October 27, 2003

Patheticity

The pure and utter state of being pathetic.

We've reached a new level of patheticty here...

by Michael November 13, 2003

senaturds

the ottawa senators the crappiest hockey team ever which always lose to the toronto maple leafs but still think their better or at elast thtey pretend

1. the maple leafs beat the senaturds again
2. the senaturds choked in teh playoffs again

by Michael January 28, 2005

Bird

1. Senator, National Hero opposed to the war mongers in the white house
2. a flying thing

All hail Robert Byrd!
look theres a bird flying

by Michael March 5, 2003

Garff

a highly sophisticated person

he is the kind of Garff they are looking for on the community board

by Michael January 13, 2004

cone joust

Get two cars and have them going opposite ways down a stretch of road. Have a driver and person sitting behind the driver in both cars. The person sitting behind the driver has an icecream in their hand. Drive towards each other and attempt to make the biggest mess possible on the other car.

Hahaha, did you hear about the cone joust we had last Sunday?

by Michael November 6, 2004