Definitions by mgg
Mom barbie
A Mom Barbie is a mom, often from Southern California, who is not going to be defined by making iced cookies. She is going to be defined by walking out of some swank hotel/restaurant in a designer outfit and a blank stare and posting it on instagram/snapchat/her mom barbie-blog. Sometimes the kids are involved, but only if their outfits tie in.
"Let's invite Diane to our mom's night! No wait, she's in LA today, it's a two hour drive just to walk out of The Beverly Hills Hotel in her new heels, and those poor valets are probably taking their thirty-ninth photo, she's hard-core Mom Barbie."
"Have you ever noticed that when Lydia's kids try and play barbie it's just a series of outfit changes and a quick photo of each?"
"Have you ever noticed that when Lydia's kids try and play barbie it's just a series of outfit changes and a quick photo of each?"
Mom barbie by mgg November 25, 2018
Re-purpose
To hoard, or refuse to part with something despite it being old/broken/in disrepair, found outside someone's house.
"Look at this coffee table I made out of stacked pallets and old thread spools I re-purposed! Isn't it funky?!"
"No, it looks like post-apocalyptic junk."
"No, it looks like post-apocalyptic junk."
Re-purpose by mgg June 17, 2015
Twickle
A social media whore who follows people so that they will follow back and then after a few days unfollows so they look more interesting than they are.
rehoming fee
That dog we found by the dumpster just tore up all of our carpet and ate the hamster. Let's list it on craigslist and see if we can get a rehoming fee.
rehoming fee by mgg November 21, 2013