14 definitions by metro anthony

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verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over

just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next
ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"
by metro anthony October 24, 2005
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a lesbian that dresses in the style of the rapper eminem
"dude, im gonna kick that guy's ass" .. man, that's no guy, it's an eminesbian"
by metro anthony January 19, 2006
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poop hammer; one who prefers vigorous anal entry over all others
"melissa likes getting her stool pushed in, she's such a fucking poop hammer"
by metro anthony November 01, 2005
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the act of furiously trying to get off when faced with getting caught by the police or parents
shit, dad's home, PANIC FUCK !!!!
by metro anthony November 01, 2005
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a recepticle in a blow up doll that recieves the ejaculate in order to prevent penile rupture caused by hydralic action, usually of half to one pint capacity, often emptied by squirting feminine hygeine products in a washing out type manner
"that pyscho cheating slut melissa can soak up dog jizz like a freshly douched cumsocket"
by metro anthony November 01, 2005
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a phrase used to describe someone having incredibly bad oral hygeine and major tooth decay and/or loss, usually from drinking fuckloads of cheap whiskey
melissa has whiskey tooth so bad she's makes shane magowan look like a fucking tooth model
by metro anthony November 01, 2005
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a person of incredibly low self esteem and absolutely no morals who will allow sexual intercourse to be performed upon them for chump change, usually in the washroom at a public park or perhaps in a bar
"melissa is such a fuckbuck, she took it in every orifice at least ten times last night for two dollar fity fi and some chewing gum"
by metro anthony November 01, 2005
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