Definitions by metallilbanger
cops
fuckin nazis. fatass pigs. fascist douches. fuckin glutons.think they have so much authority, but they aint shit. try to intimidate you into thinking that they have more power than you. fatheads. think they can do whatever they want. their ego's are almost as big as their fat asses. corrupt bitch ass motherfuckers. worthless hypocrite pieces of shit. most of them commit more crimes than the people they arrest. cant find anything better to do than arrest people for jaywalking, or skateboarding, or driving while black.
i wish i could try to have some fun, but its illegal. if i try to do something i could get arrested for it. like skateboarding, thats such a terrible crime!
cops by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005
rednecks
stoopid, ignorant, rascist, inscest bastards of the south. usually, theyre fat, missin half thur teef, dirty, smelly, stoopid, cant reed ur rite wurth shit,and married to thur sister.
theyre the peeple that er mad at black people for being dumb, and lazy, when theire dumberer and lazier. and their mad at minoritees for takin their jobs. maybe thier gettin dem jobs cause thery can actually reed n rite. der.
theyre the peeple that er mad at black people for being dumb, and lazy, when theire dumberer and lazier. and their mad at minoritees for takin their jobs. maybe thier gettin dem jobs cause thery can actually reed n rite. der.
redneck: my muthers my sister
me: what the fuck
redneck: i hate naggurs.
me: everyone hates you
redneck: i just git dun doin wit the thing there and the watchacallit over ther at the place in the widgit
me: what the fuck did you just say?
redneck: y'all come back now.
me: quit changing the subject, you retard.
redneck: shut up naggur
me: im not even black, fuckin moron
redneck: shutup u dern idgit
me: what the fuck
redneck: i hate naggurs.
me: everyone hates you
redneck: i just git dun doin wit the thing there and the watchacallit over ther at the place in the widgit
me: what the fuck did you just say?
redneck: y'all come back now.
me: quit changing the subject, you retard.
redneck: shut up naggur
me: im not even black, fuckin moron
redneck: shutup u dern idgit
rednecks by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005
pacific sunwear
fuckin poser store. real skaters/biker/surfers, or whatever dont even shop there. they go to thier local skate/bike shop. thats where poser ass preps shop. that store sucks. and its too expensive.
poser: look at this cool element shirt i got
Me: do you even skate board?
poser: no, why?
Me: fuckin poser.
Me: do you even skate board?
poser: no, why?
Me: fuckin poser.
pacific sunwear by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005
rollerblading
A gay ass alternative to skateboarding. a.k.a fruitbooting. pussies that try to skateboard, and realize that its too hard convert to fruitbooting.
fruitbooter: wow look at me, i can jump so high with my blades on!!!
me: theyre attached to your fuckin feet, you idiot
fruitbooter: (starts crying) leave me alone.
me: theyre attached to your fuckin feet, you idiot
fruitbooter: (starts crying) leave me alone.
rollerblading by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005
skateboarding
the best sport ever, and yes its a sport. freedom. sport with no boundaries, rules, or limits. do whatever you want, however you want, whenever you want. no stupid coach to yell at you, and no stupid uniform. i do it for the thrill, not for fame,money,or chicks. people who do it for those reasons are just posers. and its way better than bmx. fuck metal molesters. skaters are stereotyped as dilinquents, but were not. theyre also stereotyped as having piercings, and died hair, and listening to punk music, but thats not me. i dont even listen to punk. its stupid. and i hate posers.
skateboarding by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005
god
who made who?????????did god make us, fuck no. we mad him. in our fucking minds we created an imaginary person.
God Hates Us All!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005
metal
metal by metallilbanger February 18, 2005