metallilbanger's definitions

ride the lightning

pure metal, straight up your ass.

too bad metallica sucks now, they used to be soo goooood.
the metalligod that failed
sad but true

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

st. anger

ST. ANGER = SHIT
the worst MetallicA album every made.
shit. fuckin shit. i hate it.
i listened to the whole cd atleast 50 times. i tried really hard to get myself to like it, but i couldnt. its just too bad. a waste of 20 dollars.
THE METALLILGOD HAS FAILED!!!!!. ITS SAD BUT TRUE. AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!!
why did they sell out????WHY?????
metallica's skills have FADED TO BLACK.

retard: OMG i love st. anger

metallibanger: fuckin retard, that shit sucks, listen to master of puppetz, or kill em all.

retard: what are those.

metallibanger: WHAT?????????

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

false metal

the horshit "music" that bands like slipknot, and korn make. music that requires no talent to make. based on an image, rather than quality of music. fuckin poser ass shit. i hate it. singers that cant sing, screaming meaningless lyrics, and playing power chord after powerchord, over and over.
garbage. music at its worst. Nu-metal.
disgrace to music. disgrace to mankind.
unfortunately MetallicA decided to sell out to this shit, and they dont make the good shit that they used too. its sad but true.

poser bitch: hey man, want to listen to slipknot

MetallibangeR: fuck no, lets listen to manowar, or slayer, or (early) metallica shit, or fuckin ozzy, you poser ass douche fuck.

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

poser metal

slutknot, korn, limp dickshit, linkin park, and other stupid ass shit. fuckers that think theyre metal but are not even close. music that requires no real talent to make. screaming pointless meaningless lyrics, and playing shit music that is composed of all power chords.

slipknot is not metal, it is fuckin garbage.

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

selling out

unfortunately MetallicA, once the gods of metal decided to sell out. that pisses me off. the Metalligod has failed. WHY!!!!!st. anger suck.

kill 'em all kicks ass
master of puppets kicks ass
ride the lightning kick ass
...and justice for all kicks ass
the black album.......
st. anger sucks

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

sad but true

a MetallicA song
its SAD BUT TRUE that they sold out.

st. anger sucks balls

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

metal

the greatest fucking thing that ever happened to this earth.

metal is tha shit. of you dont like it you might as well be killed.

by metallilbanger February 18, 2005