metallilbanger's definitions

god

who made who?????????did god make us, fuck no. we mad him. in our fucking minds we created an imaginary person.

God Hates Us All!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

false metal

the horshit "music" that bands like slipknot, and korn make. music that requires no talent to make. based on an image, rather than quality of music. fuckin poser ass shit. i hate it. singers that cant sing, screaming meaningless lyrics, and playing power chord after powerchord, over and over.
garbage. music at its worst. Nu-metal.
disgrace to music. disgrace to mankind.
unfortunately MetallicA decided to sell out to this shit, and they dont make the good shit that they used too. its sad but true.

poser bitch: hey man, want to listen to slipknot

MetallibangeR: fuck no, lets listen to manowar, or slayer, or (early) metallica shit, or fuckin ozzy, you poser ass douche fuck.

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

fuse

a musik channel that actually plays fucking music!!!!!!!!!!!!OMG

mtv idiot: i luv mtv, it so cool

me: fuck that, watch fuse you moron, they actually show music video's

mtv idiot: OMG, really!!!!!!!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005

avril lover

avril lover are fucking retards. little ten year old kiddies that think avril is hardcore punk. little doushes that wear all black, wear converse shoes, and wifebeaters and CARRY skateboards around. poser little bitches, that have been brainwashed by the media.

avril lavigne is a disgrace to humanity

by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005

fatass

F.A.T.A.S.S
Fucking Awsome Team of All Stupid Skaterboarders.
a skate posse started by me.

yo im a f.a.t.a.s.s. and im fuckin proud.

by MetallilbangeR April 23, 2006

pantera

kick ass metal band.
R.I.P. dimebag.
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Cowboys From Hell

is there no standard anymore?what it takes, who i am, where ive been, belong.
you cant be something youre not, be yourself, by yourself, stay away from me. a lesson learned in life, known from the dawn of time. re - spect, walk, what did you say? are you talkin to me??

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

slipknot

slutknot sucks!!! they are a big talentless act. theyre not Nu-metal, theyre shit-metal. bunch of poser ass fucks hiding behind their halloween masks. all they do is scream and shit, and use powerchords over and over. a long time ago they invented these things called scales. use them bitches.
their music has no tone, which is kind of bad because thats what music is about.

person 1: OMG slipknot is so heavy

Person 2: what the fuck are you smokin?

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005