metallilbanger's definitions

american english

american english is just another way of saying bastardized english.

americans dont know how to talk. i should know, because im american.

by MetallilbangeR March 3, 2007

fatass

F.A.T.A.S.S
Fucking Awsome Team of All Stupid Skaterboarders.
a skate posse started by me.

yo im a f.a.t.a.s.s. and im fuckin proud.

by MetallilbangeR April 23, 2006

crazy train

a train conducted by Ozzy Osbourne. also the name of his best song. it was turned into a gay ass rap song called "lets go" becuase lil jon and twista covered it.

AAAHHLL AAABOOOAARD HAA HA HA HA HA
AYE AYE AYE
mental wounds still screaming
driving me insane
im goin off the rails on the crazy train

by MetallilbangeR April 24, 2005

fitty cent

a rapper that wishes his record were worth fifty cents. rap sucks

Me: your dumbass paid twenty bucks for a fitty cent cd, i would pay a fuckin penny.

wannabe gangster: yo so what nigga, fo' shizzle, yo dawg imma bust a cap in yo ass son.

me: im not your fucking son, retard.

by MetallilbangeR April 13, 2005

pop

the shittiest type of music, that requires the least talent. shitty lyrics about stupid relationships, that most of the time arent even written by the "artist". pop singers usually lipsink while doing weird ass fucking movements that they like to call dance moves. the songs sound very gay, and are so awful that when i hear them my ears bleed, and i begin to have thoughts of commiting suicide. usually only the lead singer is accredited for being a musical genius, when they are not even playing the instruments, or writing the songs. pop music is a disgrace to humanity.

fuck tard: i love jessica simpson. she's so talented.

me: talented? she's fucking retarded.

by MetallilbangeR April 13, 2005

band faggot

any faggot bitch ass little panzy in the schools band. nerdy little fuck that thinks he's so god damn smart cause he can play a fuckin trumpet

play guitar you faggot.

by MetallilbangeR April 13, 2005

one

a fucking number. one, just one. having more than zero, and less than two. a kick assMetallicA song. #1.

darkness
imprisoning me
all that i see
absolute horror
i cannot live
i cannot die
trapped in my self
body my holding cell

land mine
has taken my sight
taken my speech
taken my hearing
taken my arms
taken my legs
taken my soul
left me with a life in HELLLLLL!

by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005