metallilbanger's definitions

josef mengele

a sick, twisted, demented, insane, psychopathic, fucked up, nazi motherfucker. nicknamed the "angel of death". he is the basis for the fuckin awsome S L A Y E R song "Angel of Death". he did sick ass experiments on jews at a concentration camp in auschwitz.

auschwitz, the meaning of pain
the way that i want you to die
slow death, immense decay
showers that cleanse you of your life
forced in, like cattle you run
human mice, for the angel of death
four hundred thousand more to die
S L A Y E R rulez.

by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005

zakk wylde

the only really talented guitarist of today. most of todays bands suck, but black label society kicks ass.

zakk wylde will kick your ass.

by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005

american english

american english is just another way of saying bastardized english.

americans dont know how to talk. i should know, because im american.

by MetallilbangeR March 3, 2007

metal

the greatest fucking thing that ever happened to this earth.

metal is tha shit. of you dont like it you might as well be killed.

by metallilbanger February 18, 2005

pop

the shittiest type of music, that requires the least talent. shitty lyrics about stupid relationships, that most of the time arent even written by the "artist". pop singers usually lipsink while doing weird ass fucking movements that they like to call dance moves. the songs sound very gay, and are so awful that when i hear them my ears bleed, and i begin to have thoughts of commiting suicide. usually only the lead singer is accredited for being a musical genius, when they are not even playing the instruments, or writing the songs. pop music is a disgrace to humanity.

fuck tard: i love jessica simpson. she's so talented.

me: talented? she's fucking retarded.

by MetallilbangeR April 13, 2005

afghan

people that will kick your ass, and throw sand in your eyes. they have magical powers too, but only when they are in a desert, because the sand gives them powers. if theyre not in the desert they have to carry a bag of sand around, but it doesnt give them as much power as the desert. dont fuck with them.

i cant think of an example right now, sorry!

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005

poser metal

slutknot, korn, limp dickshit, linkin park, and other stupid ass shit. fuckers that think theyre metal but are not even close. music that requires no real talent to make. screaming pointless meaningless lyrics, and playing shit music that is composed of all power chords.

slipknot is not metal, it is fuckin garbage.

by MetallilbangeR April 5, 2005