ride the lightning

too bad metallica sucks now, they used to be soo goooood.
the metalligod that failed
sad but true
by MetallilbangeR April 05, 2005
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skateboarding

the best sport ever, and yes its a sport. freedom. sport with no boundaries, rules, or limits. do whatever you want, however you want, whenever you want. no stupid coach to yell at you, and no stupid uniform. i do it for the thrill, not for fame,money,or chicks. people who do it for those reasons are just posers. and its way better than bmx. fuck metal molesters. skaters are stereotyped as dilinquents, but were not. theyre also stereotyped as having piercings, and died hair, and listening to punk music, but thats not me. i dont even listen to punk. its stupid. and i hate posers.
skateboarding is mankinds greatest invention. sk8 4 lyf
by MetallilbangeR April 03, 2005
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josef mengele

a sick, twisted, demented, insane, psychopathic, fucked up, nazi motherfucker. nicknamed the "angel of death". he is the basis for the fuckin awsome S L A Y E R song "Angel of Death". he did sick ass experiments on jews at a concentration camp in auschwitz.
auschwitz, the meaning of pain
the way that i want you to die
slow death, immense decay
showers that cleanse you of your life
forced in, like cattle you run
human mice, for the angel of death
four hundred thousand more to die
S L A Y E R rulez.
by MetallilbangeR April 07, 2005
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american english

american english is just another way of saying bastardized english.
americans dont know how to talk. i should know, because im american.
by MetallilbangeR March 03, 2007
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rollerblading

A gay ass alternative to skateboarding. a.k.a fruitbooting. pussies that try to skateboard, and realize that its too hard convert to fruitbooting.
fruitbooter: wow look at me, i can jump so high with my blades on!!!

me: theyre attached to your fuckin feet, you idiot

fruitbooter: (starts crying) leave me alone.
by MetallilbangeR April 03, 2005
mugGet the rollerbladingmug.

slipknot

slutknot sucks!!! they are a big talentless act. theyre not Nu-metal, theyre shit-metal. bunch of poser ass fucks hiding behind their halloween masks. all they do is scream and shit, and use powerchords over and over. a long time ago they invented these things called scales. use them bitches.
their music has no tone, which is kind of bad because thats what music is about.
person 1: OMG slipknot is so heavy

Person 2: what the fuck are you smokin?
by MetallilbangeR April 03, 2005
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poser metal

slutknot, korn, limp dickshit, linkin park, and other stupid ass shit. fuckers that think theyre metal but are not even close. music that requires no real talent to make. screaming pointless meaningless lyrics, and playing shit music that is composed of all power chords.
slipknot is not metal, it is fuckin garbage.
by MetallilbangeR April 05, 2005
mugGet the poser metalmug.