metallilbanger's definitions

jeffrey dahmer

an extremely fucked up person. slayer wrote a good song about him called "213". why 213?? because that was his apartment number where he killed and fucked people.

driving compulsion morbid thoughts come to mind, sexual realease buried deep inside. complete control of a prized possession. to touch and fondle with no objection. lonely souls, an emptiness fulfilled. physical pleasure and addictive thrill. an object of perverted reality. an obsession beyond your wildest dreams. death loves final embrace. your cool tenderness, memories keep love alive, memories will never die.
------------slayer rules---------------

by MetallilbangeR April 7, 2005

fitty cent

a rapper that wishes his record were worth fifty cents. rap sucks

Me: your dumbass paid twenty bucks for a fitty cent cd, i would pay a fuckin penny.

wannabe gangster: yo so what nigga, fo' shizzle, yo dawg imma bust a cap in yo ass son.

me: im not your fucking son, retard.

by MetallilbangeR April 13, 2005

pop

the shittiest type of music, that requires the least talent. shitty lyrics about stupid relationships, that most of the time arent even written by the "artist". pop singers usually lipsink while doing weird ass fucking movements that they like to call dance moves. the songs sound very gay, and are so awful that when i hear them my ears bleed, and i begin to have thoughts of commiting suicide. usually only the lead singer is accredited for being a musical genius, when they are not even playing the instruments, or writing the songs. pop music is a disgrace to humanity.

fuck tard: i love jessica simpson. she's so talented.

me: talented? she's fucking retarded.

by MetallilbangeR April 13, 2005

band faggot

any faggot bitch ass little panzy in the schools band. nerdy little fuck that thinks he's so god damn smart cause he can play a fuckin trumpet

play guitar you faggot.

by MetallilbangeR April 13, 2005

american english

american english is just another way of saying bastardized english.

americans dont know how to talk. i should know, because im american.

by MetallilbangeR March 3, 2007

crazy train

a train conducted by Ozzy Osbourne. also the name of his best song. it was turned into a gay ass rap song called "lets go" becuase lil jon and twista covered it.

AAAHHLL AAABOOOAARD HAA HA HA HA HA
AYE AYE AYE
mental wounds still screaming
driving me insane
im goin off the rails on the crazy train

by MetallilbangeR April 24, 2005

the killers

the killers may be a talented band, but their style sucks. its lame as hell. the killers is pansy music. sorry, you little bitches.
the killers suck
YOU KNOW ITS SAD BUT TRUE!!!!!

Person 1: i luv the killers!!!!

Person 2: shut the fuck up!!!!!

by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005