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Definitions by metallilbanger

killswitch engage 

the best metal band of this era. kick fucking ass. awesome lyrics, sick riffs, and great tone. these days their arent alot of good bands, but killswitch definately fuckin rules.
ROCK ON BITCHES!!!!!!!!
person 1: hey man, what are you listening to?

person 2: the killers!!!!

person 1: fuck that gay ass shit, listen to some killswitch, you fuckin pansy.

pacific sunwear 

fuckin poser store. real skaters/biker/surfers, or whatever dont even shop there. they go to thier local skate/bike shop. thats where poser ass preps shop. that store sucks. and its too expensive.
poser: look at this cool element shirt i got

Me: do you even skate board?

poser: no, why?

Me: fuckin poser.

rollerblading

A gay ass alternative to skateboarding. a.k.a fruitbooting. pussies that try to skateboard, and realize that its too hard convert to fruitbooting.
fruitbooter: wow look at me, i can jump so high with my blades on!!!

me: theyre attached to your fuckin feet, you idiot

fruitbooter: (starts crying) leave me alone.

rednecks 

stoopid, ignorant, rascist, inscest bastards of the south. usually, theyre fat, missin half thur teef, dirty, smelly, stoopid, cant reed ur rite wurth shit,and married to thur sister.
theyre the peeple that er mad at black people for being dumb, and lazy, when theire dumberer and lazier. and their mad at minoritees for takin their jobs. maybe thier gettin dem jobs cause thery can actually reed n rite. der.
redneck: my muthers my sister
me: what the fuck
redneck: i hate naggurs.
me: everyone hates you
redneck: i just git dun doin wit the thing there and the watchacallit over ther at the place in the widgit
me: what the fuck did you just say?
redneck: y'all come back now.
me: quit changing the subject, you retard.
redneck: shut up naggur
me: im not even black, fuckin moron
redneck: shutup u dern idgit
rednecks by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005

skateboarding 

the best sport ever, and yes its a sport. freedom. sport with no boundaries, rules, or limits. do whatever you want, however you want, whenever you want. no stupid coach to yell at you, and no stupid uniform. i do it for the thrill, not for fame,money,or chicks. people who do it for those reasons are just posers. and its way better than bmx. fuck metal molesters. skaters are stereotyped as dilinquents, but were not. theyre also stereotyped as having piercings, and died hair, and listening to punk music, but thats not me. i dont even listen to punk. its stupid. and i hate posers.
skateboarding is mankinds greatest invention. sk8 4 lyf
who made who?????????did god make us, fuck no. we mad him. in our fucking minds we created an imaginary person.
God Hates Us All!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god by MetallilbangeR April 3, 2005
the greatest fucking thing that ever happened to this earth.
metal is tha shit. of you dont like it you might as well be killed.
metal by metallilbanger February 18, 2005