messy bun's definitions
1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.
2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
by messy bun November 19, 2017
Get the one eyed monkey lovermug. by messy bun October 13, 2017
Get the mustard headmug. by messy bun October 25, 2017
Get the mr grubbymug. a lady who seems to be well groomed, until she takes off her pants!! Then it's hairy legs and a vagina so bushy her parties disappear.
the beautiful girl at the bar turned out to be a real jeniferver, I had to get the weed eater and the mower out before I could tap that.
by messy bun October 25, 2017
Get the jenifervermug. the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.
1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.
3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.
4. phat unckles?? Really..
5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.
6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.
3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.
4. phat unckles?? Really..
5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.
6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!
by messy bun October 29, 2017
Get the phat unclesmug. when a lady with giant tits walks into a room and all the men are so hypnotized by the sheer size of them, they don't realize slobber is pouring out of their mouths.
brandon and Brian got the hell knocked out of them for getting slobber faced over Susan's boobs at the dinner table.
by messy bun October 25, 2017
Get the slobber facemug. When your happy then someone says one word or did one thing and it instantly makes you so mad that you can't form that right words, your face feels like it's on fire and your head could spin around at any second.
Examples of instamad
1. You patiently wait for the empty parking space , the car finally pulls out out give a friendly wave and some jackass comes flyin' in and takes the parking spot. Instamad!! Uncontrollable curse, beat the stealing wheel and yell. While your family looks at you like your crazy.
2. Gary was instamad when the fast food place wouldn't accept his travelers checks. He spoke in an unknown pissed language and ended with telling the order girl to get the glitter off your face -it looks stupid!
1. You patiently wait for the empty parking space , the car finally pulls out out give a friendly wave and some jackass comes flyin' in and takes the parking spot. Instamad!! Uncontrollable curse, beat the stealing wheel and yell. While your family looks at you like your crazy.
2. Gary was instamad when the fast food place wouldn't accept his travelers checks. He spoke in an unknown pissed language and ended with telling the order girl to get the glitter off your face -it looks stupid!
by messy bun October 29, 2017
Get the instamadmug.