messy bun's definitions

shnizphuncled

unable to remember the events of the day or night before.

Blake is totally Shnizphuncled.

by messy bun November 19, 2017

phat uncled

The moment you realize your surrounded by a bunch of fat middle aged men trying to be cool.

1. I just got phat uncled in the hot tub

2. As soon as Emma Walked is she was phat uncled by Ron, Brian and Denise. 😂😂

by messy bun October 13, 2017

bushy shew

a nasty hairy vagina. way too large bush

man she had a bushy shew.

by messy bun October 6, 2017

oh sugar

Words a nice old grandma says when she really wants to say- mother fucker !!

1. OH SUGAR !! That really hurts.

2. Who did this!! OH SUGAR!! Where's my switch!!

3. Now listen here SUGAR, I'll knock your backside in the dirt if you would like to carry on this conversation.

by messy bun October 13, 2017

mustard head

The name your nice old grandma calls you before she beats you with a switch.

Come here you little mustard head!!

by messy bun October 13, 2017

slobber face

when a lady with giant tits walks into a room and all the men are so hypnotized by the sheer size of them, they don't realize slobber is pouring out of their mouths.

brandon and Brian got the hell knocked out of them for getting slobber faced over Susan's boobs at the dinner table.

by messy bun October 25, 2017

cryinass man cock

a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.

Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.

Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.

by messy bun November 19, 2017