Definitions by messy bun
blackeyed willie
blackeyed willie by messy bun December 28, 2017
shnizphuncled
shnizphuncled by messy bun November 19, 2017
cryinass man cock
a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.
Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.
Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.
Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.
cryinass man cock by messy bun November 19, 2017
one eyed monkey lover
1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.
2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
one eyed monkey lover by messy bun November 19, 2017
chicken"leg"
the pulling of the head of the dick toward the belly button until the shaft and balls take on the shape of a chicken leg
1. Brian got wasted jumped on the hood of a car and showed everyone his chicken"leg".
2. Brian proudly showed his chicken"leg" to sherri, she said Don't be silly that's more like a chicken wing.
3. Boy: do you like chicken
Girl: yes I love chicken
Boy: (pulls out his chicken "leg" ) and says you can suck on this chicken leg all day long.
2. Brian proudly showed his chicken"leg" to sherri, she said Don't be silly that's more like a chicken wing.
3. Boy: do you like chicken
Girl: yes I love chicken
Boy: (pulls out his chicken "leg" ) and says you can suck on this chicken leg all day long.
chicken"leg" by messy bun November 11, 2017
instamad
When your happy then someone says one word or did one thing and it instantly makes you so mad that you can't form that right words, your face feels like it's on fire and your head could spin around at any second.
Examples of instamad
1. You patiently wait for the empty parking space , the car finally pulls out out give a friendly wave and some jackass comes flyin' in and takes the parking spot. Instamad!! Uncontrollable curse, beat the stealing wheel and yell. While your family looks at you like your crazy.
2. Gary was instamad when the fast food place wouldn't accept his travelers checks. He spoke in an unknown pissed language and ended with telling the order girl to get the glitter off your face -it looks stupid!
1. You patiently wait for the empty parking space , the car finally pulls out out give a friendly wave and some jackass comes flyin' in and takes the parking spot. Instamad!! Uncontrollable curse, beat the stealing wheel and yell. While your family looks at you like your crazy.
2. Gary was instamad when the fast food place wouldn't accept his travelers checks. He spoke in an unknown pissed language and ended with telling the order girl to get the glitter off your face -it looks stupid!
phat uncles
the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.
1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.
3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.
4. phat unckles?? Really..
5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.
6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.
3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.
4. phat unckles?? Really..
5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.
6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!
phat uncles by messy bun October 29, 2017