when a lady with giant tits walks into a room and all the men are so hypnotized by the sheer size of them, they don't realize slobber is pouring out of their mouths.
brandon and Brian got the hell knocked out of them for getting slobber faced over Susan's boobs at the dinner table.
by messy bun October 25, 2017
Get the slobber facemug. the old people that show up in their matching tshirts, and school all the young people on how it's done.
1. I can't believe the phat uncles beat us at human bowling and shots last night.
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.
3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.
4. phat unckles?? Really..
5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.
6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!
2. That freakin phat uncles group schooled the college kids on that drinking game.
3. Oh shit, that's the phat uncles group that beat the pants off us last weekend.
4. phat unckles?? Really..
5. I need a phat uncles t-shirt.
6. That phat uncles group must be from Arkansas!
by messy bun October 29, 2017
Get the phat unclesmug. a lady who seems to be well groomed, until she takes off her pants!! Then it's hairy legs and a vagina so bushy her parties disappear.
the beautiful girl at the bar turned out to be a real jeniferver, I had to get the weed eater and the mower out before I could tap that.
by messy bun October 25, 2017
Get the jenifervermug. by messy bun November 19, 2017
Get the shnizphuncledmug. 1. OH SUGAR !! That really hurts.
2. Who did this!! OH SUGAR!! Where's my switch!!
3. Now listen here SUGAR, I'll knock your backside in the dirt if you would like to carry on this conversation.
2. Who did this!! OH SUGAR!! Where's my switch!!
3. Now listen here SUGAR, I'll knock your backside in the dirt if you would like to carry on this conversation.
by messy bun October 13, 2017
Get the oh sugarmug. by messy bun October 25, 2017
Get the mr grubbymug. by messy bun October 20, 2017
Get the caleat dustmug.