egg and chips

To bring oneself to the point of ejaculation by rhythmically sliding one's penis between a woman's breasts. See titwank

Fancy egg and chips tonight Dave?

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

set

to give - Pikey speak, originating South London, UK.

Set me your phone

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

pisspot

The toilet. See pisser

Where's the pisspot?

by Mercunium September 05, 2003

fugging

Fucking

Those fugging bastards are outside again.

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

Pike

To steal, usually by a pikey

That bastard pikey has justed piked my car radio

by Mercunium September 05, 2003

Taxiban

A typical taxi driver in Birmingham, UK. All the fuckers look like Taliban cunts, hence the contraction of Taxi-Taliban to Taxiban (thanks Lisa)

I got wankered up Broad Street on Thursday and ended up getting bumraped by a Taxiban on the way home.

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

hotrod

A dildo

Lisa's been stabbing herself with her hotrod all evening.

by Mercunium August 13, 2003