melissa's definitions

purple monkey dishwasher

the answer to any "why" question you do not know.

"Why didnt you eat your veggie?"
-"Purple Monkey Dishwasher."

by melissa November 25, 2003

Apology

Jord....if you look up any of the following words ; M-unit, Low-G,Lantz, She-O-dubble-Eena, IDS, Shoe Phone,ect. please do not be appauled.

Melissa- ''Jord I'm sorry please don't flip-izzle.''
Jord-''Melissa i should slit you up...I hope you pass.''
Sheena-''In her sleep?''
Jord-''We can only hope.''

by Melissa July 9, 2004

yonk

a long period of time

I waited at the restaurant for him for yonks and yonks

by melissa May 25, 2003

s.t.p.

Shell Town Playa {s}

he a s.t.p.

by Melissa May 11, 2003

tanorexia

A disease like anorexia, no matter how tan a person is they never think they are tan enough.
tanorexic

Oh my God have you seen Tara Reid lately? She needs to check herself in for treatment of that tanorexia.

by Melissa September 21, 2004

boppers

Female that car hop and only wants you for your money.

Girl he ugly but look at that car and platium grill, I think I want to holla!

by melissa September 14, 2003

tigolbitties

Some Big Ole Titties

Man yo daddy got some Tigolbitties

by Melissa March 13, 2005