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Vukovich

(verb) Used as a threat implying bodily harm, may be used with or without a shaking fist. May be used in conjunction with a superbole when the threat is outrageously exaggerated. Generally not uttered upon those who lead a life of richousnous.
"I'll Vukovich YOU!" (used whilst shaking fist)
"Don't make me open a can of Vukovich on your ass!"
"You're asking for a Vukovich sandwich!"
by melissa February 15, 2005
mugGet the Vukovichmug.

mokitown

A virtual game for kids, excellent game, better than habbo hotel, allows kids to answer trivia questions for "credits" that allow them to buy clothes and accessories such as skateboards, music and mobile phones.
What is the capital of Malaysia?
a) Hong Kong
b) Kualar Lumpar
c) Tokyo
d) Paris
by Melissa November 5, 2004
mugGet the mokitownmug.

boyfriend

A male whom a female begins a relationship with. He is not essential to making the female a better person, but more so a person she can depend on for emotional support, sexual comfort, or life lessons.
1)A boyfriend, depending on how the girl feels about him can make a girl feel beautiful, special, a better person, and dependant on the happiness she recieves from him if he is a proper man.
2)A boyfriend can also be an enemy that the female cannot get herself away from because she feels as though she "needs" him, even though he may cause her physical, emotional, or psycological pain.
3)A boyfriend can be a wonderful or a horrible thing, but either way, they are always welcome
1)Hey, this is my boyfriend, and I love him to death

2)My boyfriend isn't so bad, you just don't know him like I do
by Melissa January 14, 2005
mugGet the boyfriendmug.

j dub

slang for julius west used by the lady jag step team... usually said with two people in "unison" with a "ghetto twang"
by melissa March 5, 2004
mugGet the j dubmug.

Lantz

Also known as Christopher Lance Stoddard....Hiss Rapp Name.
M-unit-''Yo, Lantz, Have You Seen She-O-dubble-Eena?''
Lantz-'' Oh fo sho shes aroun this mo fo some wo''
by Melissa July 9, 2004
mugGet the Lantzmug.

canadle

A huge, really long terd that wraps around the inside of the toilet and almost fills it up ~PHEWWW~
Oh my god check out the canadle that dan dropped! Wow I wonder if it will flush?
by Melissa December 19, 2003
mugGet the canadlemug.

tony's ass

to describe anything that is even remotely disgusting
"ew that pile of crap is almost as disgusting as tony's ass"
by melissa April 20, 2005
mugGet the tony's assmug.

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