mel's definitions

ashey

When your skin (usually legs) gets all scalley and nasty.
Cure: lotion

Damn you got some ashey legs, use some lotion.

by Mel February 25, 2003

king slob

1. Hairy, overweight creature resembling man, known for his love of chicken wings and hideous hats.

"Dude, what's the deal with slob's fuzzy blue hat?"

by mel March 14, 2005

Mimo

A girl who goes to Mormon dances, dresses in Mormon clothes, and is just a "nice Mormon girl"... but really isn't Mormon.

Mormon guy: Want to go to a dance with me?
Nonmormon girl (Mimo): Sure!

by Mel May 1, 2006

Six Beer Thoery

The "theory" that when two men are each given a 6 pack of beer and sufficient porn, they theoretically turn gay (or rather, bisexual).

We tested the six beer theory with Bill and Joe, and sure enough, they exchanged numbers after the experiment.

by Mel March 31, 2004

opiate

Otherwise known as narcotic; potent class of medicine which is used to address moderate to severe pain. Not intended or recommended for abuse or for any purpose other than pain relief under the supervision of a physician.

Opiate pain medicine, when applied appropriately for patients in pain, saves lives.

by mel September 21, 2003

71

Anal sex. When the 71 is turn 90 degrees it looks like a person receiving anal in the doggy position.

We didn't 69 but we 71 instead and then I 86ed.

by Mel January 23, 2005

burn that shit

It mean to burn the good shit

hey what's up burn that shit

by mel August 24, 2004