mel's definitions

the darkness

sell-outs with a vocalist/guitarist that thinks he's all that. everyone says he's brilliant but if you want a real guitarist listen to John Petrucci or a proper musician you sad wannabe moshers have probably never even heard of.

To the Darkness : Who the fuck do you think you are? Rory Gallagher???
To the Darkness fans : What do you think Yngwie Malmsteen is? A breakfast cereal?

by Mel March 9, 2004

ashey

When your skin (usually legs) gets all scalley and nasty.
Cure: lotion

Damn you got some ashey legs, use some lotion.

by Mel February 25, 2003

Mimo

A girl who goes to Mormon dances, dresses in Mormon clothes, and is just a "nice Mormon girl"... but really isn't Mormon.

Mormon guy: Want to go to a dance with me?
Nonmormon girl (Mimo): Sure!

by Mel May 1, 2006

Six Beer Thoery

The "theory" that when two men are each given a 6 pack of beer and sufficient porn, they theoretically turn gay (or rather, bisexual).

We tested the six beer theory with Bill and Joe, and sure enough, they exchanged numbers after the experiment.

by Mel March 31, 2004

pocket gay

also known as PG. Little/short gay man that can fit in your pocket

He is so PG, he can fit in your pocket.

by mel October 28, 2004

cardboard cut

Whereas a paper cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a piece of paper, a cardboard cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a sheet of cardboard. While usually rare in occurence, they hurt like HELL.

Oh, SHI- I just got a cardboard cut trying to open this box of trash bags!

by Mel March 22, 2006

Go-tard

A physically handicapped inividual.

I wasn't able to repay my debts, so I'll be a go-tard for the next few months.

by Mel October 10, 2003