me old fruity's definitions

fruit loops

crazy people. you know, the ones that stand on street corners wearing foil round their heads jabbering on that the government is intercepting their thoughts.

'thats the third time today that someone has thrown a cat at me. are the fruit loops on day release fromn the funny farm or something?'

by me old fruity September 20, 2005

phantom turd

a turd that comes out your ass so fast that it disappears up the u-bend. u hear a big splash, but when u look in to the bowl, there's nothing there...

*splash* ooh sounded like a biggy! wa- heyyy? where did it go? damn spooky phantom turd!

by me old fruity September 25, 2005

scouse cashpoint

a fruit machine.

ch-ching!

Dazza: Eh Brian are you goin out tonight mate?
Brian: Nah mate don't get me dole money till friday
Dazza: Calm down calm down youse can give the scouse cashpoint a try!

by me old fruity May 23, 2006

harajuku girl

Gwen Stefani's creepy little Japanese pets. The ones that throw on all the outfits they own at once.

'i'll get me 4 harajuku girls too, uh huh'-rich girl

by me old fruity August 21, 2005