me 's definitions

fuckwit

1. A chav
2. A language based on "text speak" spoken by those with very limited intelligence (usually chavs)

1. Any burberry wearing individual with an attitude problem.
2. To speak fuckwit, e.g "cn u spk fukwit"

by Me April 1, 2005

Bassoon

The world's coolest instrument. Sounds like a dying duck fart, unless you know how to play. Which I do, so boo-yah. Also, as I've been told many many many many times, it looks like a bong. OK, I get it, move on with your life already.

Random Guy: Hehe... did you know your instrument looks like a bong?

Me: yes, the past 5 people to walk past have said that. But that still doesn't mean you can put drugs in it, you disrespectful bassoon killer.

by Me April 20, 2005

masonry

A form of something put in a mason jar.
See "Mason Jar"

John:OMG yesterday i put masonry in my mason jar!
Jill: OMG me too!
John: wtf? wats mason jar?
Jill: Go look it up u asshole wtf do i look like? a whore?

by Me November 20, 2004

bloodbrother

nadefucker

the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy nadefucker

by me October 14, 2003

to be snape'd

When one is insulted in such a clever and snarky way that they have no comeback.
Inspired by Character on HP and all his Snarky ways...damn he's sexy...

*Hey, move it, your in my way!*
*Myabe I wouldn't have to move if your ASS wasn't so huge...*

OOHHH! You've been Snape'd bitch!

by Me July 26, 2004

penis

one eyed monster

that man has a big one eyed monster

by me August 12, 2003

Spades

Spades is another word for mack or hitting on. In other words, when you try and hit on a person for sex or their number.

'Oh there goes Jerry trying to spade that chick again, I wonder if he'll get her into bed.'

by Me March 24, 2003