handshake

a casual fuck.

"Honey, don't be mad! It was just a handshake!"

by me May 31, 2004

good lord

used mostly by old women instead of HOLY SHIT!

"Good Lord it's hot outside" should be
"Hole shit its fuckin hot outside!"

by me July 21, 2004

death lens

.3x Century Optics wide angle camcorder lens. Used by skateboarders. The name was coined by the danger of skating close to the skater with the camera.

I want a death, but they're so expensive. They look sweet on a vx1000.

by me March 18, 2003

phimogen

when you've done badness and end up in prison, a Phimogen is where your food is brought to yuh..

where yuh food is brouhgt to yuh in prison

by me July 13, 2004

netnuke

A computer technology community that consists of a variety of tutorials for anything from graphic design in Maya to removing spyware. The community itself offers help with all kinds of computer trouble. NetNuke also has a tight-knit upper community that is closed off to regular members as well, god knows what they're up to in there...

My computer broke, I'm gonna go to netnuke.us to get some help.

by me February 12, 2006

jump

a girl thats likes to have sex or give head

yo that bitch kim is a jump holla at her if u want your meat sucked

by me March 02, 2004

Shallow

What ugly people call good looking people just because they got turned down. Sorry I just can't see myself kissing some ugly chick.

"Will you go out with me?"
"No"
"Why not."
"You're ugly."
"You're shallow!"
"Ha ha"

by Me May 13, 2005