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Accrington

Accrington could be used as a dictionary example of a shithole. I6t is trapped between the majestic beauty of Blackburn and Burnley, both of which deserve greater recognition. Blackburn had the recent honour of being voted one of the ten grimmest towns in the northwest and Burnley is one of the only towns to have BNP (British National Party~~ formerly the British Nazi Party) councillors. Most of the denizens of Accrington are Townies, elsewhere known as Scallies Chavs and Pikeys. Consequently there is an impressively large JJB, and the All Sports gets a lot of business. The Market is also the place to go to get Bling and there is an impressive quantity of Jewellers who trade of the magpie like qualities off Townies (attracted to shiny and tacky things). Accrington has the some of the worst health care, the lowest numbers of students going into higher education and an impressive crime rate. A lot of this can be explained by the fact that house prices in Accrington are among the lowest in the country; therefore you can assume it’s the only place where these “people” can afford to live. The only places that can beat Accrington are its suburbs - unlike in most cities where the worst place is the inner city, Accrington has merged into the surrounding towns infecting them like a cancer. Only Baxenden has escaped. Ironically one of its neighbours is the Ribble Valley, which is the reverse in every way. Everyone with sense from Accy (as it is locally known) ends up there if they can afford paying £250,000+($458,380.99+) for a two up two down terrace in the centre of Whalley.

A) My Doctor said that I've got to drink more milk or I'll end up having to play for Accrington Stanley
B)Accrington Stanley who are they?
A) Exactly


(Two Scouser kids)

by Me November 1, 2004

Rusty Trombone

Lickin' asshole and jackin' someone off from the back....

Why ya lips all shitty lookin' have you been givin' somebody the rusty trombone?? ?

by Me November 25, 2003

beater-upper

An organism who hurts others of its kind. Usually is stupid.

"You big fat beater-upper!"

by Me October 13, 2003

Mud-slinger

This can be defined in two ways:
1. Little kids playing in a giant mud puddle throwing mud at each other, therefore being known as "mud-slinging."
2. Just another politician trying to make a point and get somewhere in the presidential campaign. These pointless acts of slandering the other candidates are also known in the Congressional area as well, like during the elections of State Representatives and Senators.

1. There's the neighbor's kids in my yard throwing mud at each other.

2. Those stupid politicians are so lame with their mud-slinging.

by Me August 13, 2004

AT&T

a fuck up phone company that doesn't have good service and cheats people out of money

don't use this service

by Me February 12, 2005

slutzilla

A stupid bitch who thinks she is better than everyone. And who likes to bitch about people she hates in her profile. Sweetie stop before your ahead. It will come back to bite you in the ass!

Slutzilla Sally Williford

by me November 4, 2006

titties

Something I like to stare at on a girl.

Meghan has some nice titties :)

by ME November 2, 2003