when random people befriend you solely for something in return, it starts with few ice breaker comments, and ultimately ends with asking a favor.
guy: damn ma, you sexy
a week later
guy: this is dope
two weeks later
guy: i own this
"comment spam"
three weeks later
guy: this is a fly ass pic can you make me one?
girl: why didnt you just ask for a picture instead of acting like you were my friend.
guy: can i get a pic made then?
girl: no i dont support myspace tricking
a week later
guy: this is dope
two weeks later
guy: i own this
"comment spam"
three weeks later
guy: this is a fly ass pic can you make me one?
girl: why didnt you just ask for a picture instead of acting like you were my friend.
guy: can i get a pic made then?
girl: no i dont support myspace tricking
by mCbillions June 09, 2009
girl: I dated a girl my freshman year of college
boy: awesomeeeeeeee
girl: im not into girls anymore
boy: you're such a GUG
boy: awesomeeeeeeee
girl: im not into girls anymore
boy: you're such a GUG
by mcbillions May 04, 2009
melissa: is she really bi ?
dee: nah. shes faking, she was lesbo last monday.
melissa: fuck ! another pseudosexual, i woula showed her a good time.
dee: nah. shes faking, she was lesbo last monday.
melissa: fuck ! another pseudosexual, i woula showed her a good time.
by mcbillions March 12, 2009
mike: OMG HER FACE
khalil: have you seen her nudes
mike: no!
khalil: -sent
mike: she probably cool as hell with the lights off
khalil: yeah, she got them popular goodies
khalil: have you seen her nudes
mike: no!
khalil: -sent
mike: she probably cool as hell with the lights off
khalil: yeah, she got them popular goodies
by mcbillions June 23, 2009
joey: i think im wearing her down
scott: not a good look
joey: i might be in love
scott: no amount of homancing is going to change her, YOU CANT TURN A HO INTO A HOUSE WIFE
scott: not a good look
joey: i might be in love
scott: no amount of homancing is going to change her, YOU CANT TURN A HO INTO A HOUSE WIFE
by mcbillions June 23, 2009
by mCbillions March 20, 2009
a spoiled rich kid, with flawless features and is never denied anything. EVER. not well liked by females, may come off as a bubble head but is an intellectual genius, debutante and socialite. not to be fucked with.
or a person with over a billion dollars
or a person with over a billion dollars
hater: i wonder how much money she has.
hater two: like mcbillions
hater: more than that
hater two: im so jealous
hater: me too.
both: booohooo.
hater two: like mcbillions
hater: more than that
hater two: im so jealous
hater: me too.
both: booohooo.
by mcbillions May 12, 2009