maxwell's definitions

Monicaudo

A cigar inserted into the vagina of a white house intern named Monica. Popularized by our former president Bill Clinton. (Not to be confused with Macanudo cigars.)

The creation of the Monicaudo cigar occurred in the White House Oval Office.

by Maxwell March 16, 2005

Axed

An African American word for asked.

Jerome axed his mother for some money to go to the store.

by Maxwell December 17, 2004

Low Crime Neighborhood

Any neighborhood where Europeans (White People) live.

Unlike high crime neighborhoods, buildings and houses in low crime neighborhoods always appreciate (go up) in value.

by Maxwell February 21, 2005

Oreo Cookie Girl

A White female who enjoys being sandwiched or double penetrated by two African American males.

Did you see that porno flick that had that oreo cookie girl taking two black dicks in her at the same time? That was cool.

by Maxwell August 22, 2004

cb radio jive

The incoherent language spoken by African Americans on the CB radio that can be understood only by another fellow African American CB radio user.

sounding to a White person, "Bla Wa Na Wab Bla Bla Wa Na Bleb Dab Wab Dod Nob Bla Bla Bla Da Mutta Fuckka Dare Brake Brake"

by Maxwell June 27, 2004

Cataract

Redneck term for a brand of luxury automobile. (Cadillac)

My Paw brought himself a new Cataract.

by Maxwell March 23, 2004

High Crime Neighborhood

Any African American neighborhood. This is not an offensive statement, just a truthful one.

To avoid being the victim of a crime, I steer clear of high crime neighborhoods.

by Maxwell February 21, 2005