maxwell's definitions

Low Crime Neighborhood

Any neighborhood where Europeans (White People) live.

Unlike high crime neighborhoods, buildings and houses in low crime neighborhoods always appreciate (go up) in value.

by Maxwell February 21, 2005

Silence Of The Lambs

It’s not a movie. It’s something that happens when a hillbilly walks into a barn.

Self-explanatory if you use your imagination.

by Maxwell February 21, 2005

primo

Dirty proner

OMG, you pulled a primo on me. Dirty proner!

by maxwell May 1, 2004

cb radio jive

The incoherent language spoken by African Americans on the CB radio that can be understood only by another fellow African American CB radio user.

sounding to a White person, "Bla Wa Na Wab Bla Bla Wa Na Bleb Dab Wab Dod Nob Bla Bla Bla Da Mutta Fuckka Dare Brake Brake"

by Maxwell June 27, 2004

telemundo

a Spanish speaking television station here in Chicago with soap operas that have hot looking senoritas (mexican females) in them.

I cannot understand a word of spanish, but I enjoy watching those hot looking soap opera babes on telemundo tv. They always give me an instant hard on.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

Britney Spears

The cause of wet mattresses belonging to teenage boys.

I woke up with a wet spot on my mattress this morning because I fantasized about Britney Spears last night.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

Buttering

The act of using butter for anal sex lubricant. Popularized by Marlon Brando in the movie, "Last Tango In Paris"

After I buttered her up, I proceeded to penetrate her analey with my erect penis.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004