Cataract

Redneck term for a brand of luxury automobile. (Cadillac)

My Paw brought himself a new Cataract.

by Maxwell March 23, 2004

High Crime Neighborhood

Any African American neighborhood. This is not an offensive statement, just a truthful one.

To avoid being the victim of a crime, I steer clear of high crime neighborhoods.

by Maxwell February 21, 2005

Doe

African American word for door.

Tyrone kicked in the front doe of that apartment to rape the bitch inside and steal her TV.

by Maxwell August 30, 2004

Britney Spears

The cause of wet mattresses belonging to teenage boys.

I woke up with a wet spot on my mattress this morning because I fantasized about Britney Spears last night.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

telemundo

a Spanish speaking television station here in Chicago with soap operas that have hot looking senoritas (mexican females) in them.

I cannot understand a word of spanish, but I enjoy watching those hot looking soap opera babes on telemundo tv. They always give me an instant hard on.

by Maxwell June 29, 2004

Po

African American for the word poor.

I blames da White man cuz Iz so po.

by Maxwell October 12, 2004

EHS weekend

woodberry and EHS's annual weekend dedicated, as a pretense, to football and dedicated in actuality to getting completely shitfaced, laid, and if you're really good, arrested before monday morning

man i can't wait to get some ass this EHS weekend

by maxwell November 20, 2004