maxreboband's definitions

Variety Pack

When you and your friends/family can’t decide which fast food bomb you want to drop in your stomach so you go to multiple places. Easy because of drive thrus

Since we can’t decide if we want McDonald’s, Wendy’s or Taco Bell, we’re gonna do a variety pack

by maxreboband October 21, 2020

carpet crack

Someone with a hairy anus/taint.

Don’t let Joe bend over, he’s got a real carpet crack

by maxreboband October 21, 2020

poor man’s lunch

Exactly how it sounds. When you’re a broke college student and can’t afford to pay for food, so you put some free items from the student center food court together and call it a meal.

What did you eat today?

I snagged saltine crackers from the student center Quiznos and a few sauces from Chick-Fil-A right next to it to dip the crackers in.

Damn, that’s a poor man’s lunch.

Yeah, looking forward to my ice soup for dinner.

by maxreboband December 2, 2023

potsucker

A girl who performs fellatio in order to obtain marijuana from the recipients of the sexual act.

"Liv blew three guys last week to get 5 grams"
"Man she's such a potsucker"

by maxreboband September 19, 2017