maxreboband's definitions

Procrapsturbate

When one says they are going to defecate instead of finishing their work, but they are actually going to rub one out on the toilet.

"Hey aren't you gonna finish that 10-page paper"
"Nah man I've been holding in this poop all day"
(Proceeds to procrapsturbate)

by maxreboband August 30, 2017

potsucker

A girl who performs fellatio in order to obtain marijuana from the recipients of the sexual act.

"Liv blew three guys last week to get 5 grams"
"Man she's such a potsucker"

by maxreboband September 19, 2017

bmfbf

Bitch mother fucker bitch fucker.

Guy #1: Asshole!
Guy #2: BMFBF!

by maxreboband March 8, 2016

Variety Pack

When you and your friends/family can’t decide which fast food bomb you want to drop in your stomach so you go to multiple places. Easy because of drive thrus

Since we can’t decide if we want McDonald’s, Wendy’s or Taco Bell, we’re gonna do a variety pack

by maxreboband October 21, 2020