Definitions by maxreboband

potsucker 

A girl who performs fellatio in order to obtain marijuana from the recipients of the sexual act.

"Liv blew three guys last week to get 5 grams"
"Man she's such a potsucker"

potsucker by maxreboband September 19, 2017

Procrapsturbate 

When one says they are going to defecate instead of finishing their work, but they are actually going to rub one out on the toilet.

"Hey aren't you gonna finish that 10-page paper"
"Nah man I've been holding in this poop all day"
(Proceeds to procrapsturbate)

Procrapsturbate by maxreboband August 30, 2017

Reverse Female Blumpkin 

The act of a male eating a female's vagina out while he is defecating. Usually the female will climb and use the toilet for leverage.

"Last night, John got a reverse female Blumpkin during his daily shit. She was gettin up all over him!"

Reverse Female Blumpkin by maxreboband September 7, 2016

bmfbf 

Bitch mother fucker bitch fucker.

Guy #1: Asshole!
Guy #2: BMFBF!

bmfbf by maxreboband March 8, 2016