Definitions by maxkeepsitreal1
Turkish handshake
She can't get pregnant if all you do is have a Turkish handshake.
fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
fifth base isn't sexual or even personal in some parts of Turkey -- it's basically like a handshake. They say hi that way.
Turkish handshake by maxkeepsitreal1 February 18, 2010
terminal relationship
A long-term romantic relationship between two unmarried, unengaged people, who are generally considered to be a married or engaged couple for all purposes.
Jack and Jill have been together almost seven years and still no engagement ring. It's only a matter of time, though. They're totally in a terminal relationship.
This party is a terrible place to meet women. They're all married, engaged or in terminal relationships.
This party is a terrible place to meet women. They're all married, engaged or in terminal relationships.
terminal relationship by maxkeepsitreal1 February 7, 2010
stilltarded
"Saturday night was intense. My hangover didn't even kick in until Monday. I spent all of Sunday stilltarded."
stilltarded by maxkeepsitreal1 May 18, 2009
songtradiction
Lyrics in two songs by the same group or artist with opposite or nearly opposite statements, which taken together suggest a contradiction, inconsistency, or change in outlook.
The following are all examples of songtradictions:
1) A Madonna Songtradiction-
"'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash is always Mr. Right, 'cause we are living in a material world and I am a material girl" - Material Girl
"You don't need diamond rings or eighteen karat gold. Fancy cars that go very fast, you know they never last, no, no." - Express Yourself
2) A U2 Songtradiction:
"If you want to kiss the sky, better learn how to kneel" - Mysterious Ways
"Blessings not just for the ones who kneel, luckily" - City of Blinding Lights
3) A Destiny's Child Songtradiction:
"Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills. Always 50/50 in relationships" - Independent Woman
"Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my telephone bills? Can you pay my automo'bills? Then maybe we can chill. I don't think you do, so you and me are through" - Bills, Bills, Bills
1) A Madonna Songtradiction-
"'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash is always Mr. Right, 'cause we are living in a material world and I am a material girl" - Material Girl
"You don't need diamond rings or eighteen karat gold. Fancy cars that go very fast, you know they never last, no, no." - Express Yourself
2) A U2 Songtradiction:
"If you want to kiss the sky, better learn how to kneel" - Mysterious Ways
"Blessings not just for the ones who kneel, luckily" - City of Blinding Lights
3) A Destiny's Child Songtradiction:
"Pay my own fun, oh and I pay my own bills. Always 50/50 in relationships" - Independent Woman
"Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my telephone bills? Can you pay my automo'bills? Then maybe we can chill. I don't think you do, so you and me are through" - Bills, Bills, Bills
songtradiction by maxkeepsitreal1 January 2, 2009
wachove
To agree with a significant other to be exclusive, but with no intention of honoring that agreement at all. This term is based on Wachovia's exclusivity agreement with Citigroup, which was made while Wachovia was better-dealing Citigroup with Wells Fargo.
She told me she either wanted to date exclusively or not at all, so I decided to wachove her. Now I'll have to be more careful with these other girls.
wachove by maxkeepsitreal1 December 16, 2008
twindian
twindian by maxkeepsitreal1 September 28, 2008