maven's definitions

Ajewtrements

Noun.

Definition: Items like prayer shawls, yarmulkes, siddurs/prayer books, tefillin, and other items inherently Jewish used for worship.

"Oy Morty, look at the way Moshe is wearing his yarmulke, jaunty like a beret."

by Maven April 15, 2004

Pharmacopia

Noun. Plural.

Definition: An odd collection of medications (over the counter and/or prescription), vitamins, supplements and other assorted capsules or tablets, usually in a medicine cabinet or in one's desk drawer at work.

"Holy Hannah! Look at Susie's pharmacopia! She's got all the fixin's for a crystal meth lab!"

by Maven April 15, 2004

At C Level

Noun (place).

Definition: Where you'd be if you were administering fellatio or cunnilingus (aka "oral treats").

"Whilst receiving oral treats, it's good form not to fart while the giver is at C Level."

by Maven April 15, 2004

Pig Farmer

Noun.

Synonym: Plumper

Definition: A man who prefers to have sex with women who are chubby, and they are usually ashamed to admit it in public.

"Eventhough Jim was married to a woman with a size 2 dress size, he still was a closet Pig Farmer."

by Maven April 15, 2004

Mini Gasm

Noun. Singular.

Definition: Quite literally a lame assed orgasm, usually administered by someone stimulating their mate begrudgingly.

"Golly, after gobbling my husband's knob for 30 minutes straight, he had to have his ass beat in order to give me some jive-assed Mini Gasm."

by Maven April 15, 2004

Sick Bastard

Noun. Singular.
Synonym: Sick Fuck

Definition: A person whose sense of humor is leaps and bounds more rude and crude than that of the people with whom they associate.

"My WASband wanted to give me a Cleveland Steamer after eating hard boiled eggs and beer. That sick bastard."

by Maven April 15, 2004

Poonany NonGrata

Adjective.

Definition: A playah who is denied access to a woman's "playground in her pants."

"When he came home last night with some one else's stank on his hang down, he became Poonany Nongrata."

by Maven April 15, 2004