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Ajewtrements

Noun.

Definition: Items like prayer shawls, yarmulkes, siddurs/prayer books, tefillin, and other items inherently Jewish used for worship.
"Oy Morty, look at the way Moshe is wearing his yarmulke, jaunty like a beret."
by Maven April 15, 2004
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Pig Farmer

Noun.

Synonym: Plumper

Definition: A man who prefers to have sex with women who are chubby, and they are usually ashamed to admit it in public.
"Eventhough Jim was married to a woman with a size 2 dress size, he still was a closet Pig Farmer."
by Maven April 15, 2004
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Mini Gasm

Noun. Singular.

Definition: Quite literally a lame assed orgasm, usually administered by someone stimulating their mate begrudgingly.
"Golly, after gobbling my husband's knob for 30 minutes straight, he had to have his ass beat in order to give me some jive-assed Mini Gasm."
by Maven April 15, 2004
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Ass Gasket

Noun.
History: Believed to be a Gallagher-ism (American comic of 1980s & 1990s known mostly for pulverizing melons w/a huge slegehammer in his shows).
Definition: Those wisp-thin, slightly waxy paper toilet seat covers offered in public toilets to protect one's bodunkadunk from coming in contact with someone else's funk.
When using the toilet at the Port Authority Bus Terminal, always put an ass gasket down before you cop a squat.
by Maven April 15, 2004
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Esther

Esther throws subs
by Maven November 29, 2017
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At C Level

Noun (place).

Definition: Where you'd be if you were administering fellatio or cunnilingus (aka "oral treats").
"Whilst receiving oral treats, it's good form not to fart while the giver is at C Level."
by Maven April 15, 2004
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Celebriskank

Noun. Singular.

Synonym: "White Trash Famous Folk," although not limited to just whities.

Definition: A famous woman, usually of low self-esteem, who thinks that her money, status or beauty is excuse enough for her to do outrageously inappropriate or lewd things, usually in public.
See Also:

Courtney Love
Madonna (Pre-Kabbalah)
Britney Spears (lip locked w/Madonna)
Kelly Osbourne (pre-rehab)
Janet Jackson
Anne Heche ("Celestia")
by Maven May 5, 2004
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