Pennsylvania

Pennsylvania is home to the best college in the country, Penn State.

Pennsylvania is better than some states -- as previously stated, Kentucky, Alabama, Alaska, West Virginia, and Iowa. That is where the list ends.

Pennsylvania consists of the fattest people in the US - Pittsburgh, and the most obnoxious people in the US - Philadelphia. Both football teams are wildly overrated, and both cities have trouble winning national championships.

The entire state smells of cow manure. Can you say "country"? Beer must be purchased in 192 ounce increments, and liquor in a separate store. There are no beaches. There are no casinos. There are no good baseball teams.

The Flyers. The Sixers. The Eagles. The Steelers. Smarty Jones. Obviously, the state has a problem with choking in the big game.

And everyone has the clap.

"Man, Pennsylvania sucks. let's go to a better state."

by Matt April 11, 2005

sikunt

Person well respected among peers

ScottA, SuPa^MiNs

by Matt August 08, 2003

FreeBSD

the most stable and secure operating system out there. dominate over linux and windows.

www.freebsd.org

by matt April 19, 2003

Pedro the Lion

Band led by indie singer/songwriter Dave Bazan. He sings rather depressing, yet beautiful and honest songs about life and the drama that surrounds it. Currently signed to Jade Tree records.

Pedro the Lion is the best depressing music.

by matt December 29, 2004

your dad

More insulting version of your mumespecially effective if said in a stupid low and husky voice.

yer dad's dead!
i shagged yer dad!

by matt November 13, 2003

stellar

1) a word used when something is most excellent
2) a song by Incubus

1) Dude, that show was fucking stellar.
2) How do you do it? Make me feel like I do. How do you do it? It's better than I ever knew.

by Matt April 16, 2004

fuck stutter

when your breath comes in short bursts when having an orgasm

ho ah ah ah ah ah that was fuckin goooooddd!

by matt March 07, 2004