dogs eggs

a steaming pile of turd. a nest of fire snakes

excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs

by Matt February 29, 2004

A Safety

The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid

Hey you gonna nail her tonight?
IDK, i have a safety though so we'll see
Good luck man
I used my safety last night
Can i get a condom out of your pack?
Yea dude, you always gotta have a safety

by Matt January 11, 2008

prison weed

Weed smuggled in through the ass hole.

Yo man i bought some prison weed from Big Hernandez in Cell Block D the otha day. It smelled kinda like dookie.

by Matt December 15, 2004

cougar

A car made by Mercury. Mercury Cougar.

That Cougar is pretty fast

by Matt August 04, 2004

dumbassco

Complete dumbass.

"Look at that idiot! What a total dumbassco!

by Matt October 22, 2003

b00n

A "b00n" Is a "1337" speak term used by Multiplayer Gamers to describe a person who doesnt deserve the title of n00b, because he/she sucks terrible ass.

Kyle: Yo that b00n doesnt know how to open the door.
Matt: Damn Straight, i got him with my 1337 2|<1||2. Fucking b00nie.

by Matt February 05, 2004

sponge monkey

those fucking talking roadkill that are supposed to inspire eating a quiznos sub

mmmm those sponge monkeys are making me hungry

by matt March 07, 2004