matt's definitions

mineral

The pinnacle of emo bands. The band was formed in Austin, TX in the mid-1990s. Released 2 albums on crank! records: "The Power of Failing" and "End Serenading." Band members are
Chris Simpson - vocals/guitar
Jeremy Gomez - bass
Scott McCarver - guitar
Gabriel Wiley - drums
Broke up in 1998, shortly after releasing "End Serenading."

If you listen to Mineral you must be deep in the emo scene.

by Matt April 19, 2006

padoosh

The word to describe a young boy named Austin, that was on Barney. It also means to ejaculate out your rectum

Austin your such a padoosh

by Matt November 29, 2004

skate

to use a skateboard or inline blades

man, skating (skateboarding) is fucking fun!!!!

rollerblades are for fags - ill mitch from www.illmitch.com

by matt June 12, 2004

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a!

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.

Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!

by Matt December 23, 2003

enab

enaB started out as just a joke between me and sam; a bunch of little fuckers on the internet defining a retarded word...but it means so much more. it means starting a small war over the internet. it means sucking cock for money. it means, fuck i dont know, not caring about life. fuck ya! enaB 4 life!

enab is my fucking world yo!

by matt January 9, 2005

pudding hammock

What your underwear becomes after a severe case of mud butt.

While rushing to find a toilet Jami suddenly became the proud owner of a pudding hammock.

by Matt July 28, 2008

hottt

sexy or sexay refers to a girl named holly

holly is very hottt.

by Matt May 17, 2004