matt's definitions

Man Bath

When a man needs a bath, he doesn't fill up the tub, he just turns the shower on and sits in it.

Teddy - What a day, I'm going to go take a Man Bath.

by Matt May 22, 2008

Hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that would leave men of ordinary testicular size quivering in fear like a little Chambers.

Dude, you chopped down that tree with your penis, that is quite Hasselbeck.

by Matt May 14, 2004

family guy

A horrible show that has no depth or character development what-so-ever. Most of the jokes are completely irrelevant as pointed out clearly in South Park (Cartoon Wars episode.) This show gets extremely annoying very quickly.

Kid 1: OMGZ I AM TEH COOLZ FAMILY GUY ROCKZ!
Kid 2: You really want attention don't you?

by matt June 18, 2006

Neo-Conservative

American conservative group that experienced after Ronald Reagan. Neo-Cons typically beleive in Supply side economics, a free market, and social conservatism. (IE: anti-abortion and anti-gay marriage) It is (as of the writing of this definition) the largest group of republicans, including people such as George W. Bush, Tom Delay, and Dick Cheney.

Other powerful factions of the Republican party are the Evangelical Protestants, and the Libertarians.

I, as a neo-conservative, beleive that abortion is murder and that the tax system is currently unfair.

by Matt April 25, 2005

2Pac

Hardcore rapper......hits like "hit em up...ballet of a dead soldier...dear mr. president..etc

if you work out MAKEVELI you can make the words "I AM ALIVE" also MAKeVELI was a 16th century spanish dictator who faked death to escape his enemy's

Pac is 1 hardcore mo fo rapper

by Matt September 10, 2004

Sunstarter

1) wordTears for Fears/word fan.
2) MSI fan.
3) A liar.

Sunstarter!

by Matt March 23, 2003

JACKIN

A chicago style of dancing to house music.

"Yo, check out dude Jackin his body to this music"!!

by Matt December 12, 2003