matt's definitions

smoop

Smelly Poop

Damn i just dropped a mean smoop

by matt January 31, 2004

kicks

another term for shoes or sneakres.

I like your new "kicks".

by Matt November 7, 2003

dirtbike enthusiast

An idiot. A person who is unable to understand basic concepts and will not be successful in life.

Johnny failed his English test. He's such a dirtbike enthusiast.

by Matt September 8, 2004

Trucker-hat-hot

An extremely hot high school or college girl who goes and ruins it by wearing a trucker hat.

"She was hella hot but then I noticed the trucker hat."

by Matt December 14, 2003

presidential debate

When two people who are essentially the same talk out of their asses for a few hours, in order to create the illusion of democracy. Always the two people the media want you to vote for, not neccesarily the best candidates. All third-party candidates are physically locked out of the debates. Because of this, American politics has degenerated into a puppet show.

There's one guy holding up both puppets. ;)

by matt November 20, 2004

Republican Logic

A mythology often alluded to by the rich.
see: oxymoron

Fred thought his political views were in line with Republican logic, then he realized he was just an ass.

by Matt June 9, 2005

Versace

Italian clothes designed by Gianni and Donatella Versace. Clothing that makes you fell very very sexy. Versus,Versace,Jeans,Beauty,Home,Classic, and Young ( Five collections).

I put my Versace dress and my tits went up my ass went out and stomach went in, and i was ready to fuck the next person that it attracted me to.

by Matt August 24, 2004