matt's definitions

Stiff Meat

Frozen dead animal.

The hard genital organ of a male.

Also the name of the most rockin' band Melbourne ever produced (R.I.P).

Stiff Meat rocked really hard, that's why all those girls are lining up on there knees over there! Anyone for some sausages? I'll just have to defrost them!

by Matt January 20, 2004

Foils

An individual package of heroin wrapped in foil, usually of a 10$ value. Foils are sold on the street and through drug dealers. Usually yields 3 to 4 decent-sized lines, providing your dealer isn't a fuck..

"dude, I am fiending hardcore, do you have any more foils?"

by Matt December 5, 2003

chavver

Kappa-wearing good for nothing (Cheltenham)

There's a bunch of chavvers hanging around in the park drinking cider

by Matt September 28, 2003

chodangle

the art of chodangling is when a male or female licks the dangleberries off their partners chodacauseing ejaculation or orgasms because the pleasure is just too much

Man, last night i chodangled jimmy johnsons mom.
Dude your girlfriend is a maddd chodangle.

by Matt June 19, 2006

bobstir

One who rubs his erect genitalia against females.

I was acting like bobstir last night when I let my female dog lick my balls.

by Matt March 30, 2003

reflacted

Light that is both reflected and refracted.

The sky is blue because of the way light is reflacted in Earth's atmosphere.

by Matt December 30, 2007

Slutitude

Maximum Slutosity. The act of being uber sluttish

Devin showed off her slutitude today by wearing a miniskirt and see through tube top

by Matt May 13, 2005