TBS

1) Turner Broadcasting System, a television station notorious for playing re-runs and crappy spin-offs of older TV shows. However, it also owns a large number of other stations, such as Cartoon Network, CNN, and TNT to name a few. They tend to show the same shows on multiple different channels at different times, just in case you missed one or want to watch it again.

2) Taking Back Sunday.
1) Wow, this episode of Law and Order has to be at least 5 years old. And they're playing Family Guy right after it!

2) Best friend means I pulled the trigger.
by Matt March 28, 2005
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Tbs

Possibly the lamest, most dumbed-down TV station ever to broadcast. Every week they show the same terrible movies (cut of course), the worst reality shows, the stupidest sitcoms and now they even show Sex and the City, cut of course. Might be a good station if they didn't censor everything, or if they showed some actual films other than the most brain-dead ones possible.
by matt December 07, 2004
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clobber-knocker

A quick strike to the top of the head with the hand. The clobber-knocker is applied by clenching the fist and swinging down on top of the head, using only the flat part of the fingers between the first and second knuckles. It is a very practical form of a sucker punch.
Brendan was pissing me off one day, so I gave him a clobber-knocker to show him how I felt.
by Matt October 31, 2004
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ashlee simpson

1: The utter epitome of "fake", "wannabe", and "poser" all in the same instance.
Wow, even Billy Idol was no ashlee simposn.
by Matt February 28, 2005
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Washing the Sidewalk

The act of unloading on the sidewalk for amusement and watching others slip and fall in your skeet.
I thought I'd wash the sidewalk for this old bitch walking down the street.
by Matt February 07, 2005
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Coach Z

Someone with an overberring midwestern accent.
The Coach Z could hardly use the letters O or E.
by Matt July 02, 2003
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