matt's definitions

Yamp

Young Tramp

That girl sittin at the bar is a true yamp.

by Matt December 24, 2002

Nut Funk

The term used to describe the unpleasant odor of sweaty, unwashed testicles after a few days.

"Man I got to take a shower, I don't want Krissy smelling the nut funk"

by Matt December 5, 2003

sum 41

A good band but wrongly labelled as punk

by matt September 4, 2003

Coldicutt

where 30+ men shave their heads bald, lube them with ky jelly, form a circle and insert each others heads into the ass of the guy in front, whilst getting sucked off by vacum cleaners, at the end the person with the least stretched anal has to drink the semen sucked up by the vacum cleaners

"man all i can taste is salt after taht coldicutt last night"

or

"shit was pissing out my ass after playin coldicutt last night"

by matt July 26, 2003

(to) boyle

adj., verb; characterized by extreme laziness, nonchalance, and haughtiness, up to the extreme of skipping school for several months, or acting in this way

Dude, i totally boyled that test.
Did you study? No, I was up all night playing computer games.

by Matt February 10, 2005

longhorns

The mascot/students of the University of Texas. While they are intelligent, they tend to be quite obnoxious and get great pleasure from insulting other colleges, particularly Texas A&M and OU.

None needed, just read the posts for OU, Sooner, Aggie, etc.

by Matt May 23, 2004

wingman

Best friend through thick and thin. Word given to express a relationship greater than brothers. True hommies.

Word homes! Yo Niell YOU'RE MY WINGMAN DAWG!

by matt February 1, 2005