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Gorp

A Gorp is someone that sits in the bath tub and farts, then pops the bubbles with their nose.
Jeeze fart-bubble-popper, you're such a gorp!
by Matt March 17, 2003
mugGet the Gorpmug.

knuckle nuts

Trever asked Bob to hit him in the balls for pleasure.
by Matt August 28, 2003
mugGet the knuckle nutsmug.

Simsbury

One of the best towns in Connecticut, known for the academic excellence of their school system, and beautiful homes. Based on Mastery Test, and SAT scores, has the "smartest" school system in the state of Connecticut, and are ranked number 6 in the country, for the same statistic.
I live in Simsbury, possibly the best town in Connecticut, and it doesn't matter that my family pays so much in taxes because I have one of the best education systems in the country.
by Matt April 25, 2005
mugGet the Simsburymug.

Groundhoggin It

Groundhoggin It: when one has to take a shit and it is trying to sneak out and you force it back up there and it does the same thing again and again until you eventually let nature take its course in the bathroom.
by Matt May 26, 2004
mugGet the Groundhoggin Itmug.

Fire Crotch

When your crotch is on fire
My joint fell in my pubes, now I gots me a fire crotch
by Matt September 30, 2004
mugGet the Fire Crotchmug.

mac deez

a huge homo erotic person that likescock put where the sun does not shit and having end up in there mouth
one of my friends which is a prime example, he is a walking mac deez
by matt February 17, 2005
mugGet the mac deezmug.

Pud

by matt August 3, 2003
mugGet the Pudmug.

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