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by Matt April 23, 2004
Get the Wiggerlicious mug.Where they hire all of the Mean people whos jobs are to make your life hell. Its the place where you can go and fall asleep to the teachers voices. They allow you to do this, But then get all pissed when the exams come and you dont remember learning this Stuff... They Also will give you bad grades when you fail a test. The reason you mostly fail is because the smartest kid in the class has moved to the other end of the class
Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% on this test!!!
You: Thats passing...Isnt it?
(if this fails, then try the following)
Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% ON THIS TEST!!!
You: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!!! YOU MOVED ME AWAY FROM THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS!!! (then start crying and run out of the room)
You: Thats passing...Isnt it?
(if this fails, then try the following)
Teacher: YOU GOT A 64% ON THIS TEST!!!
You: ITS YOUR OWN FAULT!!! YOU MOVED ME AWAY FROM THE SMARTEST KID IN THE CLASS!!! (then start crying and run out of the room)
by Matt January 15, 2004
Get the school mug.Pink diamond, its to call someone a pussy because a pink diamond is in the shap of and color of a vagina.
by matt May 12, 2003
Get the P.D. mug.let's play kerplunk!!!!!!!
by matt January 17, 2004
Get the Kerplunk mug.Similar to wakeboarding but without the boat. Instead of the boat you use a kite to pull yourself. When you jump off a wave you can get major air because the kite will make you sorta fly.
by Matt August 18, 2004
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