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1) Excellent carbonated beverage.
2) Excellent mix drink.
1) Open can and drink.
2) See directions:
A) One scotch glass of Budweiser.
B) One shot glass of Rum.
C) Drop shot glass in scotch glass.
D) Bottom's up.
E) Enjoy the alcoholic beverage that tastes exactly like the carbonated beverage.
by Matt July 19, 2004

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Palangi means White Scum
The "White Scum" (Palangi) around the edge of the Tofu pot
by matt November 12, 2004

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When your crotch is on fire
My joint fell in my pubes, now I gots me a fire crotch
by Matt September 30, 2004

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the invisible asian samurai that was once a poop smith, every chinese new years he comes out at midnight and attacks poor innocent children and steals their money. teng once lived as a rich king but then died of being with to many beautiful girls.
Beware children or Teng will come and eat you then steal your money.
by Matt December 09, 2004

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a very hot,young woman with great talents in everything she does. whoever doesnt like her is just jealous because shes better than all of you low-lives.
"look its hilary duff! wut a hottie!"
by Matt April 20, 2005

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better than <3 becuz lilaksdlkas omg lolz i like to eat pizza
i <4 you so much laydee



i <3 j00
me: oh noez j00 dont luv meh i hatez j00
by Matt November 15, 2004

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Crazy state of mind in which you cannot control your thoughts and responses properly. Usually after smoking 15 or more marijuana cigarrettes, or sniffing 8 oz. of cocaine.
"I am so high right now, it's like... I'm fucking subliminal dude... FUCK WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU.. theres.. A FUCKING BIRD... whoaaaa... it was just a potato chip dude..." The person who is high off of marijuana or cocaine, usually tends to fall over and drool on his relative or friend after saying fucking crazy shit.
by Matt January 19, 2005

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