matt's definitions

bum fuzzle

the act of receving head while taking a poop. (the proclaimed two best feelings in the world)

Dude, I totally got a bum fuzzle by Jill last night.

by matt November 6, 2004

jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 28, 2003

steal

To punch someone

Yo son, that mofo be frontin. I'm gonna go steal him in his mouf.

Damn son, you just got stole in your dome.

by Matt August 13, 2003

sum 41

A Canadian pop-punk/mall punk band that was made popular by middle schoolers and high school freshmen. Oh wait, they're trying to be emo now, right?

I saw Sum 41 live once and they were God awful in that they didn't sound anything like they do on their albums.

by Matt May 2, 2005

stock

1) Having an item in your possession that is ready to be sold and/or shipped out to a consumer.

2) A car that has no performance modifications on it. Most street racers who race with American muscle cars or high end European sports cars claim that their "stock" cars will beat any "moded" import from Japan. 99 times out of 100, they are right.

1) Yes, Mr. Smith, that item is in stock. OR Sorry, Mr. Smith, we're out of stock for that item.

2) Little Billy tried racing a stock Geo Metro against a stock Ferrari.

by Matt August 8, 2004

organic chemistry

A discipline of chemistry which involved the study of the structure, reactions, compounds, et. al. of organisms and other organic compounds that contain carbon. Often refered to simply as "organic" or "o-chem." Considered by many to be the number one ass-raper on college campuses.

After that first organic chemistry test Little Billy decided that a degree in chemistry wasn't worth it.

by Matt October 11, 2005

Terra Linda

A Highschool in San Rafael CA. as usuall, a horrible administration but the students are down to ride. The hardest school in MCALS from 1997-

terra linda is the savage school in the middle of the rich kids lost in thier bubbles.

by matt March 6, 2005