matt's definitions

poser punk

Someone who acts the way they do because they think it's cool.

A kid who wears a tony hawk shirt, has a pre made board, vans shoes, and doesn't know how to skateboard, but they act like they can.

by Matt November 10, 2003

giv'r

canadian expression meaning let it all go, smoke some weed and let the good times roll.

see giver, just give'r

"just giv'r!" - FUBAR

by matt October 3, 2004

Cunt Warbling

Blowing hot mouthfulls of air into a womans lady-lips.

I like to cunt-warble.

by Matt June 26, 2004

Mantids

What Dave calls Mantises

"Hey Dave, are you looking for mantids"
"Why aren't you looking for mantids"

by Matt September 24, 2004

doing dudes

Euphamism for "homosexual beahvior". Intended to bring ridicule upon whoever it is said to.

Chris said he was leaving the party to file his taxes, so I said "Have fun doing dudes".

by Matt March 30, 2005

clevace

Human Waste, Poop, Stinkie, Excriment

There was dog clevace all over my lawn

by Matt April 19, 2005

Max 300

An extremely fast and difficult song from DDR, requiring incredible stamina and sight-reading abilities. It was the first 10 footer to appear when it debuted on DDRMAX and the fastest song to date. Once you pass thing song, you can join the "Max club".

I'd rather run suicides than play Max 300

by Matt September 6, 2004