balltang

What a man must grow in order to get some puntang
tucker needs to grow some madd balltang to get some putang
by Matt February 06, 2005
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bolo

military slang - a screw-up. Can also be used as a verb for the act of screwing up.
Who's the bolo who needs to retest? He bolo'ed his rifle qualification.
by Matt September 18, 2003
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beaver bash

The act of having 2 strippers at a bachelor party straddle the grooms head and bash there beavers into his ears. The other party attendees drop $1 bills into the bash area and the strippers bash harder and harder. The grand finale is the anus bash, which ends the beaver bash.

This is not enjoyable for the bashy, but fun for the $1 bill droppers as they get to see beaver slammed violently against the grooms ears!
At C's bachelor pary C and R got beaver bashed. M and P watched in amazement and added the term "Beaver Bash" into there vocabulary.
by Matt July 22, 2005
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poonflap

When a women has become overweight to the point of having a large, sweaty, cheese producing flap or roll of fat hanging down over her puss.
Check out the poon flap on roseanne.
by matt March 29, 2003
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Swollen Vulva

When a person(s) defers to participate in an action that they deem dangerous. Even when such inaction will deem them to be a lesser human in the eyes of their peers!

OR

A physical anomaly that precludes a member of the male gender to urniate in a standing position thus resulting in moderate to extreme hazing from his alleged "friends"
Josh was beyond reproach when asked to catch the football with the "sun" in his eyes!
"Geez Josh, do you have a Swollen Vulva or something!"

Teasing be Damned! Brady always sits to urinate, becasue he hates when he makes a mess due to his Swollen Vulva
by Matt November 29, 2007
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ambulance chaser

he heard about an accident on the news, and being an ambulance chaser, rushed out to the scene.
by Matt January 09, 2004
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mangela

Any female named Angela who is overly hairy, fat or masculine.
Dude I almost called her Mangela cause she looks like a man.

"I look like my dad." - Mangela
by matt February 01, 2004
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