matt's definitions

flaccid

A non hard dick or penis or cock or BANISTER

Dude my manshaft is a fuckin flaccid piece a shit homes!

by Matt December 15, 2004

Peacekeeping

N, Adj. The keeping of peace in a certain area; ie. pre-existing peace.

The United Nations Peacekeeping forces kept the peace within Canada, a country not within any conflict.

by matt July 3, 2004

choad smoker

A person who performs the act of fellatio on a penis whose diameter is greater than its length.

Hey choad smoker, pass me another beer.

by Matt July 23, 2004

keen

Something so cool and original and great that everyone loves it so much; something that is super swell

Being brought back by Ms. Emily of Brown College fame @ UVA

Man these chocolate chip cookies are Keen; Dude that book is so keen; The white spot is super keen

by Matt November 14, 2004

blinkage

how much a person blinks. High blinkage- blinks a lot. Low blinkage- blinks very little.

Nic, a freak, had no blinkage.

by Matt July 5, 2003

shitwich

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.

Ryan is such a shitwich.

by Matt October 27, 2003

midget

some people say my dick looks like a midget between my legs. but, acually, there simply tiny little people that have little man sindrum. normal tall people enjoy making fun of these small people. i know i like to....

dude midget is so small yo momma uses his whole body as a dildo

by matt June 17, 2006