jerkin the gerkin

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

by matt October 29, 2003

fhyse

The word that Mark from Granda Hills Charter High School uses instead of "fuck" because he is too much of a pussy to cuss.

Shut the fhyse up!
I'm gonna come over there and fhyse you up!
What the fhyse?

by Matt April 15, 2004

simpsons

A show that used to be hilarious, but has started to suck shit in the last 3 or 4 season, when the episodes made no sense and became like every other show on Fox.

Damn, turn the simpsons off, Family Guy/South Park is on.

by Matt January 25, 2004

pinus

1. A combination of a pineapple and a penis.

2. Another word for penis.

1. Doesn't exist in reality, so there is no example. Just use your imagination.

2. I have a massive pinus.

by Matt December 04, 2003

padoosh

The word to describe a young boy named Austin, that was on Barney. It also means to ejaculate out your rectum

Austin your such a padoosh

by Matt November 30, 2004

bite the sidewalk

A violent act where one man makes another man put his teeth on the curb, then stomps on his head.

by matt October 24, 2003

Creshendo

when a man's penis is hard and he is ejackulating sperm

Holy Shit, look at that guys creshendo!

by Matt November 23, 2003