matt's definitions

maddras

To shit into a womens vagina while she is having and orgasim.

John maddras his girlfriend and she hit him.

by Matt March 26, 2003

fenster machen

in german meaning: "glassmaker", but people seem to mispronounce it...like dan.

I'm going to fenster machen your mother...

by Matt June 12, 2003

Doobery Ferkin

Is a doobery's mate. Used again by the famous security guard Uncle Keith this phrase is used often amongst his doobery friends.

'How are you my Doobery Ferkin?'
'OI Doobery Ferkin'
'You aint my Doobery Ferkin'
'F**k off you Doobery Ferkin'

by Matt February 27, 2004

pidkim

"pole dancing kink master"

Short female that poledances and is very annoying. The Master of Kinkyness.

Man, that annoying bitch won't leave me alone. She's such a pidkim!

by Matt January 28, 2005

mmmgay

Expression used to say how "gay" something is but masked with a "mmm" at the begining so it isnt to obvious.

Used mostly in classroom. Yet now many know what it is and how now lost its effect

Teacher: "tonights homeworks is..."
Student: "mmmgay?"
Teacher: "What did you say?"
Student: "Nothing."
everyone laughes at teachers stupidity.

by Matt April 5, 2004

pokey jabby

What we use to mix a bowl of partially smoked ganja. Usually a screwdriver of some sort or a pair of tweezers.

The bowl ain't done... let me pull out my pokey jabby.

by matt February 20, 2005

vagina

The female sex organs and genetalia. Often desired by persons of the opposite sex and sometimes of the same sex. Also the butt end of many jokes.

Maude Lebowski: Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Mr. Lebowski?
The Dude: Uh, is that what this is a picture of?
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don't like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.

by Matt September 22, 2005