Have you been on UrbanDictionary since the dam' Social Networkers started a fad for inventing a "definition" of your own/your "special" friend's/your ex's name?
It's been completely Facefooked! It's like UD was porked in the eyesocket by a wildebeeste. With AIDS.
It's been completely Facefooked! It's like UD was porked in the eyesocket by a wildebeeste. With AIDS.
by Mathilda Underfoot February 05, 2010
Get the Facefookmug. A reefer.
by Mathilda Underfoot January 29, 2010
Get the Franklinmug. Saint Sexburgha founded the abbey (no, I don't know why it wasn't a convent, what with her being a nun and all that) in Minster, on the Isle of Sheppey on the Thames Estuary.
When I lived on Sheppey, the rev. at the Abbey had two cats called Sexy and Burgha.
Now that it's on UD, it'll probably turn out to be slang for some obscene act of venery, too.
When I lived on Sheppey, the rev. at the Abbey had two cats called Sexy and Burgha.
Now that it's on UD, it'll probably turn out to be slang for some obscene act of venery, too.
Sexburgha succeeded her sister as abbess of Ely in 679 and oversaw the translation of Etheldreda's* incorrupt relics to the cathedral at Ely.
*her sister, also a saint - saintliness obviously ran in the family, and 2 of Sexburgha's daughters were also canonised
*her sister, also a saint - saintliness obviously ran in the family, and 2 of Sexburgha's daughters were also canonised
by mathilda underfoot March 21, 2010
Get the Sexburghamug. Portmanteau word formed from Braggadocio (a braggart in Spenser's Faerie Queene) and cock.
1 Boasting implausibly about one's own (or one's boyfriend's) virile member.
2 By extension, any entry on a social networking site where the writer attempts to kiss his own starfish in an endless cycle of self-aggrandisement.
1 Boasting implausibly about one's own (or one's boyfriend's) virile member.
2 By extension, any entry on a social networking site where the writer attempts to kiss his own starfish in an endless cycle of self-aggrandisement.
1) I see you've put a mock 'definition' of your own name on Urbandictionary. "{insert name here} - a boy with a sunny nature and an 18 inch wang". That's a real piece of braggacockio.
2) Oh dear, I've just been rejected by yet another female 'cause I'm hung like a dormouse. I'd best go online and indulge in some braggacockio to cheer myself up.
2) Oh dear, I've just been rejected by yet another female 'cause I'm hung like a dormouse. I'd best go online and indulge in some braggacockio to cheer myself up.
by Mathilda Underfoot February 04, 2010
Get the Braggacockiomug. Frank Zappa: She was buns-up, kneeling...
Backing vocals: ................#buns-up...
(from "Dy-na-moe Hum")
Backing vocals: ................#buns-up...
(from "Dy-na-moe Hum")
by Mathilda Underfoot February 06, 2010
Get the Buns-upmug. Contrary to other definitions posted here, displaying a 'baby on board' sign is not actually intended to be an attempt to make other drivers drive more carefully.
It's for the Emergency Services in the event of an accident. It's so they know there may be someone in the vehicle who is small enough to have become trapped under a seat etc.
There. That's nothing to get mad about, is it?
It's for the Emergency Services in the event of an accident. It's so they know there may be someone in the vehicle who is small enough to have become trapped under a seat etc.
There. That's nothing to get mad about, is it?
by Mathilda Underfoot March 08, 2010
Get the baby on boardmug. 1) "... It's a privilege to have people listen to your views, and if people get them arse backwards sometimes, that's the price you have to pay ..." -- Alexei Sayle, comedian, satirist and Young Ones co-star, after apparently dissing his home city.
2) Bill: I put my trousers on arse-backwards today.
Ben: Well done. That's correct.
2) Bill: I put my trousers on arse-backwards today.
Ben: Well done. That's correct.
by Mathilda Underfoot April 11, 2010
Get the arse-backwardsmug.