11 definitions by mastersam0

FD

An abbreviation for "Fucking Dipshit" or "Fucking Douche" or "Fucking Dumbass" or...... etc. you can probably think of a ton more.

This is a word that usually describes a dumb jock at your school or workplace or one of those wiggas hanging around the skatepark.

random dumb jock: "lol i just watched Sex and the City wit my mom"
regular person 1: "yeah, you would watch that wit ur mom"
regular person 2: "yeah, youre such a FD"

by mastersam0 June 11, 2008

7676

This number spells "porn" while texting if you push the buttons enough times (those of you who text, try this and it is true.).

Also, disturbing fact: my school's last four digits are...yup, u guessed it: 7676.
No joke.

Also this is good for online chatting or forum posting while there is a PA (parent alert).

(online chatting)
ghettoboy55:dude i found a new 7676 site.
emogirlie90:you have to tell me.

(on a forum)
...also a great new 7676 is www.********.com, which is currently unavailable right now.....

by mastersam0 June 12, 2008

Eminem

A wigga. But still a fairly good rapper.

Eminem dresses like he's black but still raps good.

by mastersam0 June 12, 2008

o-|--<

a stick person if you look at it sideways.

o-|--< stick person of DOOM

by mastersam0 June 12, 2008

Chunky

An awesome name for a cat, if you think about it.

"I have to feed Chunky now"
"I have to empty Chunky's litter box"
"Chunky, you're getting too fat"

by mastersam0 June 11, 2008

Middle Finger Swear

Used as an oath to convince someone that you will do something, not do something, say something, etc.

It's like a Pinky Swear except stronger.

Also called MF Swear.

"dude if you slap that girl's ass I'll pay you 5 bucks>"
"ok, Middle Finger Swear on it."
***slap***
"ha ha newb now you have to pay, we MF Swore on it"
"dammit"

by mastersam0 June 11, 2008

todd

retard. >> retodd >> todd.

self-explanatory

Person 1 - "wow, he just dumped that chick."
Person 2 - "yeah, what a todd."

by mastersam0 June 12, 2008