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WIZER or WIZZER

WIZER or WIZZER:

Anything that spins rapidly around a central axis
Free standing "Spinning Eggs" often found in childrens playgrounds are also known as "Wizer or Wizzer"
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZLE or WIZZLE

WIZLE or WIZZLE

Verb form of wiz, Khalifa or wizz meaning to urinate.

see weezy, wizy or wizzy

DAMN foo he be a wizzle.
Before we go to the bar I gots to Khalifa, the lines are way to long once we get there.

I don't care what you call it, WIZLE or WIZZLE, I got to go now!
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZ KID

WIZ KID:
1. What complete twats/Wizdumbies call themselves in the mistaken belief that they are somehow cool or intelligent. They often mispell everything! They actually think stupidity is cool

2. People that have NO SKILLS and complete losers!

3. A Wanna-BEE Whiz!

4. Live in their own little world where they can make up their own little words as a miserable attempt to be one of the cool people, since they never learned how to spell or read (i.e...phat, lil, spittin, blow, thick).

5. PROPER: A teenager or adult who still wizs in his/her bed so is called a wiz kid!
"DJ Wiz sits in his fetid bedroom all day wanking over his Hornby train set and making up bullshit stories whilst covered in dog fleas and nursing bruises from the last beating his fat pikey dad gave him, and he still has the nerve to call himself a wiz kid"

"Wiz Kaliflower can't sing so he spitts in an attempt to rap"

DJ big wiz still wizs in his bed, that is why he is known as the DJ wiz kid.
by MASTER WISDOM March 9, 2008
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WHIZ

WHIZ:

1)Proper abbreviation for wizard or wizzard is Whiz, as in Robert AKA Bob..

2)Whizs are the wisest of the magic users, for the whizards are often the oldest of the sorcerers, and often the most skilled. The Whizards take to more practical forms of magic, and try to solve problems with the least application of magic as possible.

3)one of GREAT SKILL, ENLIGHTENMENT, WISDOM and KNOWLEDGEABLE in a many different areas, most often knows with-out any formal schooling, having an inner-knowledge with-out any formal schooling, especially computers

4)An honorary titled bestowed on a master computer programmer by other computer programmers, one of the highest possible titles.

5)an "old school" computer Whiz. Usually very knowledgeable with Unix, DOS, and other command prompt based operating systems. Also characterized by having double bridged glasses, long hair, and/or an afinity with everything sixties and early seventies.
The Whizard brought down the mountain with just a prick at a crack.
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WHIZhouse

WHIZhouse:

A WHIZhouse is where most of the drug wizards are. In the sixties and mid-seventies it was the place you would call if some one was over-dosing or on a bad trip. Usually used in a SHOCK and AWE sense.

WHizhouse also means do everything, know-everything.
Do you actually know anyone who was a member of a WHIZhouse?

Hey man, you better call the Whizhouse and get one of those whizards out here quick. Your buddy is on a bad trip.
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZLE DIZZLE

WIZLE DIZZLE, WIZZLE DIZZLE

Some one who displays the following characteristics jerkwad, asswad, wiz, wizer, khalifa, loser, fuckwad, or fagwad
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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WIZin' the Jizz

Simply put, it means masturbating, wanking the wizang,
'Is someone in the wizroom?'
'Yeah, Ditzy Khalifa is in there wizin' the jizz'
by MASTER WISDOM April 4, 2008
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