master bates's definitions

lembo

A name used as an insult, originating from some place on Long Island.

God, you're such a lembo.

by Master Bates April 24, 2005

Gelb

Ding Dong Ding Dong ______ Gelb

Ding Dong Ding Dong .......Gelb

by Master Bates February 18, 2005

Gdn

Gangster Disciple Nation

On Gdn stop playing with me lord onna boss

by Master Bates July 7, 2023

scrote face

Somebody with a very wrinkly face, resembling a scrotum.

Man! Robert Fryar is a real scrote face,oh....he sucks cock too.

by Master Bates June 19, 2004

whopping doopsies

Largest breasts out, Larger than Jubblies and a little scary!

Shirley has such whopping doopsies that she has to push a shopping trolley in front of her!

by Master Bates March 28, 2005

wank

predominantely British term for masturbation

Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc

by Master Bates March 23, 2003

crack one out

To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money etc etc

John cracked one out in the toilets during his lunch-break.

by Master Bates September 18, 2003