master bates's definitions

whopping doopsies

Largest breasts out, Larger than Jubblies and a little scary!

Shirley has such whopping doopsies that she has to push a shopping trolley in front of her!

by Master Bates March 28, 2005

crack one out

To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money etc etc

John cracked one out in the toilets during his lunch-break.

by Master Bates September 18, 2003

bouncin'

when the place gets ill y'all leave

Let's bounce yo (lets make like a tree and leave)

by master bates January 1, 2003

Gelb

Ding Dong Ding Dong ______ Gelb

Ding Dong Ding Dong .......Gelb

by Master Bates February 18, 2005

shmeebs

Very small breasts, no more than a mouthful, smallest of the categorising system that includes jubbly wubblies and whopping doopsies.

Look at the shmeebs on that!

by Master Bates March 28, 2005

lembo

A name used as an insult, originating from some place on Long Island.

God, you're such a lembo.

by Master Bates April 24, 2005

scrote face

Somebody with a very wrinkly face, resembling a scrotum.

Man! Robert Fryar is a real scrote face,oh....he sucks cock too.

by Master Bates June 19, 2004