master bates's definitions

lembo

A name used as an insult, originating from some place on Long Island.

God, you're such a lembo.

by Master Bates April 24, 2005

crack one out

To masturbate
see also: wank, frig, toss, tommy-tank, make the bald man cry, choke the money etc etc

John cracked one out in the toilets during his lunch-break.

by Master Bates September 18, 2003

shmeebs

Very small breasts, no more than a mouthful, smallest of the categorising system that includes jubbly wubblies and whopping doopsies.

Look at the shmeebs on that!

by Master Bates March 28, 2005

whopping doopsies

Largest breasts out, Larger than Jubblies and a little scary!

Shirley has such whopping doopsies that she has to push a shopping trolley in front of her!

by Master Bates March 28, 2005

Gelb

Ding Dong Ding Dong ______ Gelb

Ding Dong Ding Dong .......Gelb

by Master Bates February 18, 2005

scrote face

Somebody with a very wrinkly face, resembling a scrotum.

Man! Robert Fryar is a real scrote face,oh....he sucks cock too.

by Master Bates June 19, 2004

bouncin'

when the place gets ill y'all leave

Let's bounce yo (lets make like a tree and leave)

by master bates January 1, 2003